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IVLIVS CAESAR

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🤣 Rest in piss, IVLIVS CAESAR 🤣

Smoking that IVLIVS CAESAR pack tonight.💯

THIS PAGE VRITTEN BY ROMAN
YOV VILL NOT TRY TO FIX THE GRAMMAR OF THIS PAGE.

IVLIVS CAESAR VAS A SELFISH LITTLE FVCK BEST KNOWN FOR RVLING THE ROMAN EMPIRE AND FILLING IT VP VITH ABSOLVTE BRIMSTONE. IT GOT SO BAD THAT NOT EVEN HIS PERSONAL BVLL BRVTVS VANTED TO FVCK VITH HIM SO THEY ACKED THAT NIGGA ON THE XV-TH OF MARCH. HIS REAL APPEAL VAS IN THE MILITARY VICTORIES CAESAR ACHIEVED, CONQVERING GAVL AND GREATLY EXPANDING THE EMPIRE.

RELATION TO SOYIAK.PARTY[edit | edit source]

CAESAR IS FRQQT AND IXAOC IS BRVTVS OR SOMETHING.

YOV VILL NOT INVESTIGATE FVRTHER!

FACTS[edit | edit source]

  • THOVGH THE CAESAR SALAD BEARS HIS NAME, IT VAS NAMED AFTER CAESAR CARDINI, AN ITALIAN IMMIGRANT THAT CAME TO MEXICO
  • THE MONTH OF IVLY IS NAMED AFTER IVLIVS CAESAR
  • HIS NAME LATER BECAME THE GERMAN TITLE KAISER, AND THE RVSSIAN TITLE CZAR.
  • IESVS TOLD THE PHARISEES THAT YOV SHOVLD RENDER TO CAESAR VHAT IS CAESAR'S, AND TO GOD WHAT IS GOD'S AFTER THEY TRIED TO CORNER HIM BY ASKING HIM IF VE SHOVLD PAY TAXES TO ROME.
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