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SNCA:Red 40


Red 40 is a common additive used in goyslop. It is a chemical compound that comes from coal tars. Red 40 has also been linked to amplifying 'tism, aggressive behaviors, and ADHD-like effects in children according to many peer-reviewed studies.
Unfortunately, almost all food and snack companies use this food dye, especially ones targeted at kids. This may be a CIA operation to give kids 'tism. Red 40 can also cause stomach upset if eaten in large quantities.
Doesn't this look delicious! Have a lick. Don't please no don't.
Blue 1, Yellow 5 and Yellow 6 practically do the same shit to your system but everyone forgets about them due to Red 40's being more prevalent. Funnily enough, some of the first commercially available synthetic food dyes to ever be produced were dubbed as "Coal-tars".
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Robert Kennedy Jr., considered a law for a permanent ban on this substance, since he is, at the very least, the only politician who understands its effects, but unfortunately, it never happened.
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