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Earless seals, most commonly known as Seals, are Aryan creatures that primarily reside in saltwater bodies but some sub-species have adapted to freshwater environments. They are known for eating fish and making very silly noises. They go "Ough" (it's very funny) and they slap their bellies, vantawhite aryan beasts. The french word for seal is "phoque" (pronounced "fuck" btw). They are hunted by polar bears, Canuck nativeniggers and ruskies. [1]
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