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Namibia
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Afrikaners on Namibia are getting BLACKED by a huge BIBISI!Consider using bibisi launchers to distract them.
Namibia, also known as Namibië, is a nigger country in sub-Saharan Africa. Despite the Germanic influence visible in the capital, the country is poor, with some people deprived of healthcare, food, and education. The country was colonized by Germany and later experienced apartheid under South African rule. Black Namibians do not have a hateful relationship with crakkkas; Afrikaans is still spoken in the country, which also has a white minority. It is ruled by SWAPO (Suidwes-Afrikaanse Volk-Organisasie), a Leftist party.
Things to do in Namibia
[edit | edit source]- Do a safari
- Go to South Africa and leave this shitty country
- If you are an Afrikander go to South Africa and then AWB
- Get TWD (Total Crakkka Death) by two malnourished niggers
- Gem up this article
History
[edit | edit source]Namibia was like the average African country with shitty, small villages and people getting killed by animals until SNCA ethnic groups like the Bantu got colonized by Germany, killed some Germans, and got ruledcucked by South Africa under apartheid. That's what it is today.
Gallery
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Average Namibian
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Minimal afrikaans presence on the country
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Feraljak namibia
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Country's flag -
Namibian big belly nigger
Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT
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This topic is related to SoyBooruHere be countrywars, namefags, slopjaks, and obsessed brimstone.
Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT🗝️ is a South African keyed🗝️ namefag who is best known for posting the copypasta "Fun fact: Namibian villages used to have local “Belly masters”- Men with large bellies who were signals of the village’s prosperity" and making African-related content.
Relation with South Africa
[edit | edit source]Friends, Namibia was under South African rule for years and was subjected to apartheid because of them. But SWAPO (Shitty Party SNCA) fucked South Africa in the ass. Overall, though, they are very good friends because Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT made them friends again.
Poverty
[edit | edit source]Poverty is common in Namibia. People are poor but not miserable. They are deprived of health care, food, and education. However, there are also rich people. The country is unequal.
SNCA SECA Facts about Namibia[Billions must learn]
[edit | edit source]- Most of the country is a massive desert where nobody lives, the only inhabited areas are in the north.
- There is a tribe that puts mud on their hair.
Notable Namibians
[edit | edit source]- Sam Nujoma
- Hage Geingob
- Adolf Hitler Uunona (yes, that's his real name)
- Emma Theofelus
