Crusades

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The defeat which led to later reconciliation.

The Crusades were a series of shitflinging campaigns launched by chuddy /pol/ users to expel /dawla/ refugees and other mudslimes in order to purify their board. These conflicts expanded to the 'ru and ascended Warrior-Z to his fame. It's one of the most extensive conflicts the 'sphere has ever seen, lasting from July 21st, 2024 and ending around June 2025.

First Crusade

The war began on July 21, 2024, when a Christian chud posted an image of a sexual depiction of the Islamic deity^{[who, Allah or Muhammad?]} (the 'toss is supposedly deleted by Doll because Quote told him to delete some posts in order to save space) resulted in Satoko_Fans_Arent_White editing the tags and source of said 'toss and lead to Hamas_2 spamming anti-Christian posts.

Christian chuds along with Imperator, deceased_african_adolescent and jewishautismaward78 quickly responded with anti-Muslim posts and a flamewar between the both began. The Christians began posting shit like muslim feminists, Salman Rushdie, and orgies taking place in the Mecca while the Muslims post shit such as pedophilic priests, lesbian nuns, burning churches, the Black Jesus of Negroland, and gigachad arab edits.

On August 3rd, 2024, the conflict managed to spread onto the sharty when some Canadian chud posted 2 gem mining threads.

Post-First Crusade

The battlefront began to shift however, in late 2024, specifically from September to October, many of the mujahideens including Warrior-Z, quit the sharty at this time to focus their efforts on other parts of the 'ru. The only thing preventing the muslims from dying out on /pol/ was very small reinforcements from new posters and rufags alike.

With the war continuing its extension throughout late 2024. And the flamewar spreading to the sharty, mainly consisting of mass shitflinging between all parties, Muslims continued to fight against the Christians albeit at a much smaller scale due to most of them being banned and barred off of the website, Warrior Z quit /pol/ in October to focus his LLLLLZZZZ on the 'ru.

In late 2025, the war eventually slowed to a crawl, and much of what was going on /pol/ wasn't really infighting anymore, after Quote's administration took over much of the infighting stopped and /pol/ returned to a tranquil state.

Second Crusade

The Second Crusade started with a Brenton Tarrant praise thread on /pol/, where a familiar Portuguese user spamming his familiar Brenton Tarrant TCC edits was spotted by Warrior-Z. An entire battle broke out within the thread and both users started creating seethe threads about each other and fighting in each other's threads. More and more 'teens started joining in and the battle only intensified, with /pol/ becoming a more heated battleground than usual. The /pol/ board has a long history of religious clashes, mainly between Muslims and Christians (sometimes supported by Jews and/or Pajeets) since they are apparently the largest religious groups on the board.

The Portuguese's arrest

The Portuguese got doxed by Warrior-Z on the 'ru. The consensus to it was mixed, with some saying he looked shit some said he mogs, but this didn't bother him and he only became more proud thanks to his friends glazing him. Warrior-Z continued to work on datamining the Portucaca, until that resulted in The Portuguese getting arrested.

At one point, the Portuguese posted a thread announcing a manifesto, where he threatened to shoot up the Lisbon central mosque. This generated quick action from the muzzies and they eventually got him reported to the police. This scared Portuguese muzzies and mosque activities were canceled. The Portuguese got 2 feds at his door, and eventually his house was raided. His devices were confiscated for 30-40 days, he got terrorism charges, his freedom of speech was temporarily restricted, had to go through a deradicalization course, and had to go to a psychiatrist and take his meds. He almost got 18 years of prison but didnt because he was underage. He had to post his thread on television.

He then was sentenced to go to a juvenile detention center and said that the muzzies won.

Bans

At an unknown date (around August 21st) The Portuguese was briefly banned for Rule 2 for drawing an image depicting the rape of a minor by 2 muslims, but as the image did not contain any visible genitalia nor did it promote such actions and instead condemned them, he was unbanned from 3 minutes to 2 hours later. The next day, 3 members of Muzziecord were temporarily banned for Rule 2.

Warrior-Z's faildox

Photo of what was thought to be Warrior-Z

After Warrior-Z doxed the Portuguese, xe wanted revenge (of course). So he made a thread supposedly "leaking" Warrior-Z's face, but this happened to be a faildox due to the lack of evidence that this IS infact Warrior-Z. Turns out the faildox was from an O9A larp Ukranian member, posted on Der 'cord. Warrior-Z and his crew kept asking for evidence, but none were given, eventually the thread went back to banter between the Muslims and the Tarrantines. This faildox would later be 'jakked.

Debates

There were many debates regarding Muhammad's 3rd wife, Aisha, who reportedly was married to the prophet at 6 years old, and consummated (at the request of her parents) at 9 years old. Some chose to deny the report as inauthentic, and others tried apologetics but the Tarrantines simply circled back to Aisha's age. Muslims view this as willful ignorance because they could just circle back to God ordering killing innocent babies in the bible and ignore all apologetics regarding it.

Race politics

After mild shitposting on /pol/ muslims got baited into discussing race politics this lead to the comparassion to know whos whiter than who after the Brazilian used an image searcher to see if the image was turko roach it apears that he wuz wrong and turko roach is just a shitskin heres proof of the claim

after some shitty bait attempt for some unkown reason germanoroach sent an eyepic to start discussing race politics he exposed himself as a roach folowing image proves the event. Peter Turner, an amerimutt was also called non white, until he posted a picture of himself on the sharty. The image showed him in an American flag mask, and an ushanka. Then, a muzzy tried to groom him to be a femboy. Of course, the muzzy died.

Third Crusade

The Third Crusade was the last crusade against Warrior-Z, being even nicknamed World War Z (not to be confused with the 2013 zombie movie based on the 2006 book with the same name).

/pol/ front

The entire war began when a Lithuanian made a schizophrenic frogbait post with "OH NO NO SANDSISTERS" as OP in the thread. Later on, a Turk replied to him with "OH NO NO GRASSISTERS". With the assistance of a Canadian and Saudi Arabian, the single frogbait rolled into a whole war where Sandoids and Grassoids laughed about each others' fails with their frogposts, calling each other a different combination of words with "sand" and "grass".

On September 29, 2024, The Canadian stole the 40000 GET on /pol/, saying "grassgartha won". After that, the war on /pol/ died out.

SoyBooru front

The SoyBooru front began due to Warrior-Z and Astrofene's relationship, they seemed to have neutral relations at first, then Astrofene decided to change his mind and start shitflinging fights with Warrior-Z due to him spamming comments sections with his copypasta. This causing the biggest rivalry on the 'ru that we might know.

The war accelerated greatly in November 2024 due to the creation of a slopjak mexiaryan of Warrior-Z with a speech bubble that is used to by his haters to bait Warrior-Z by replying to his comments with it or by replying to comments that are considered unsavory such as racebait comments to imply that Warrior-Z would say that. The 'ru namefags and anons eventually split into two factions, supporters of Warrior-Z and Warrior-Z haters. Most of Warrior-Z's supporters are fellow muslims or believers that those who spam the speech bubble or bait Warrior-Z are worse than him. While his haters believe that his copypasta spam is annoying and ruined 'ru comments sections.

Warrior-Z was promoted to approver in December 2024 when it was revealed that his namefag enemy that happened to be an approver, "Sating", was a sock account of the infamous 'p-spamming 'cordpedonigger bu5t and banned. He was promoted again to approver-del in late January 2025.

Janzyalgo would later add the "BRIMMIEST COMMENTS SECTION DO NOT ENTER" tag to booru posts that have Warrior-Z shitflinging on the comment section.

On March 15, 2025, Circus_2 announced that xe would be leaving the booru and on March 21, 2025, Astrofene was permanently banned from SoyBooru by Doll and Warrior-Z was promoted to moderator, almost ending the 5 month conflict due to Warrior-Z's opposition losing its leader and the majority of Warrior-Z haters being banned or leaving the 'ru, while Mick was left fighting alone.

the largest fight in the history of SoyBooru would take place on April 26, 2025. This occurred due to SackjakWABAG returning under the alias SackjakWABAG_2 and two of Warrior-Z's biggest supporters throughout the war, Garf and SloptranWNBAG, betraying him and Garf deciding to make a post depicting sackjak baiting a brown depiction of Warrior-Z, SOUL_BREAKER, and Dan with a fishing rod. In the comments section of said post (#115135), a shitflinging battle between Sackjak, Thrembo88, Garf, Warrior-Z, Imperator, SloptranWNBAG, and multiple chuds occurred. This fight spanned over 1300 comments and broke the record for most comments on a post in just 2 hours. Bait from both sides also caused massive shitflinging of comments in other posts, mostly posts relating to the drama itself albeit.

It was discovered on a reddit thread that Warrior-Z supposedly has a discord account, even though that his youtube channel shows that he destroys haters on voice chat. On May 11th, Warrior-Z revealed that "D4rk_Jony" (a namefag that claimed to quit the Soysphere in February) had been behind a very large amount of anti-warrior-z posts on the booru made anonymously, including the original iconic mexiaryan speech bubble slopjak. This caused Warrior-Z to create the tag "META:D4RK_JONY_THE_MUTTED_AUTISTIC_ATTENTIONWHORE_FAGGOT_MADE_THIS_GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG" to expose every slopjak he made of Warrior-Z anonymously. This revelation also caused Warrior-Z to spam the 'ru relentlessly with an anti d4rk_jony copypasta, changing his top priority / punching bag from Garf to Jony.

On May 16th, Garf, SloptranWNBAG, Jony and Warrior-Z decided to make a truce, only to be interrupted by Jimbo on the next day. On May 21st, Warrior-Z would go on his largest, most insane spamming spree yet, spamming post #119181, a post uploaded by Junibooru. The post depicts Jimbo as soyak pointing and saying "lol. 'p" (in reference to the Ronald Mcdonald "Lol, internet." meme. Z would then get into a shitflinging spam encounter with Jimbo and an anon that caused 8500 FUCKING COMMENTS of spam under said post in just a few hours, easily surpassing the previous record. Warrior-Z also surpassed 20,000 total comments on SoyBooru this day. Mick gives up on his beef with Warrior-Z on May 25th.

Jimbo and Warrior-Z decided to squash their beef, weakening the position of the opposing side. Though, the war still waged on, and there were still raisinflinging comment sections appearing everyday. On late June, Mick joins Warrior-Z's jihad alongside Alfietheboorufag.

The Crusade ends with Garf discovering that toniylijani was mutuals with Astrofene on Xitter. When pressed about this, toni told Garf that Astrofene, Imperator, Soyia_Agent, Junibooru, Korg, Sabiopajin, Colorlesspy, and Fembooru were members of a xitter groupchat. Garf then forwarded the info he gathered to Warrior-Z which led to him banning Korg, Imperator, Junibooru, Soyia_Agent, colorlesspy, and sabiopajin and others in a namefag purge.

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  Warrior-Z slopjak commonly spammed by the anti-Warrior-Z side
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  Warrior-Z and his friends vs. his haters

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