SoyBooru/Happenings/2026

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January

• January 1 - jimbo is promoted to the position of a janitor. cutebooru (Cobblestone) is made a moderator, and tag_reverter is demoted to trusted as this was previously Cobblestone's secret moderator account on the 'ru.
• January 3 - emerald becomes an approver again along with a couple others including Toilet-G and jewishautismaward78.
• January 5 - greg becomes an approver.
• January 6 - Thales becomes an approver.
• January 8 - A dusty nuvariant steals the 160000 GET. A namefag parodying countrywars as an alien gets banned with a custom css for his name which changes text that says "BANNED!" to "CAPTURED!". GillKoyim gets demoted. Series:adminporn is deleted.
• January 9 - Thub gets banned for posting MoistPepper porn, but later got unbanned by Mustard.
• January 10 - Thub posts an image of cardboard box gloryhole under the ID of 160894, with a printed image of MoistPepper's self insert glued on it. A visible hole inside of his mouth is seen. Later, the image got deleted. Thub then gets doxed on /soy/ using the image’s metadata, despite Thub’s address already being known on Soybooru.
• January 11 - A bunch of users gets banned for vandalizing tags. Some of them would eventually get unbanned after requesting. Brazil gets rangebanned on the 'ru.
• January 14 - trevor does a voice reveal and gets laughed at for sounding like a blackie.
• January 15 - trevor and emerald have a huge shitflinging war.
• January 22 - Massjak reaches 1000 posts.
• January 23 - 16000 variant:soyak GET is achieved. jimbo steals the 200th variant GET for Disgusting Trevorcreature, causing a very stinky and leaky AI slop battle between him and trevor which lasts hours.
• January 26 - Broot begins to run for admin. Smoot gets banned after admitting to gooning to loli rape porn at 9 years old on the Shroom.
• January 27 - Warrior-Z uploads a rebuttal against Muhammad being ridden by Al-Zutt and argues with Christians.
• January 28 - Cacacaust happens. Many underage namefags, including trevor, antiswarthy, korg, Colorlesspy, Black_Watch and jewishautismaward78 are banned as a result.

February

• February 2 - jimbo is promoted to the position of a moderator, which was the worst decision anyone could ever make and dap achieves the janitor position.
• February 6 - variant:impish_soyak_ears 10000 GET is obtained by Broot.
• February 7 - Dark theme enabled.
• February 8 - Dark theme disabled.
• February 9 - A chud connected to restaurant wifi comments dozens of times on the same post. A chud connected to restaurant wifi comments dozens of times on the same post. A chud connected to restaurant wifi comments dozens of times on the same post.
• February 10 - OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten gets demoted for refusing to approve a female Feraljak post. PRIZINS and MenstrualCykill are made approvers.
• February 11 - MissCircleLargeBreast gets Thales banned for being underage. CrimsonVoidHydra1488 is made approver. Series:PAWGqueen hits the 'ru after the source image is posted on /soy/.
• February 12 - Broot exposes the creator of series:PAWGqueen JumpinJackFlash because they made one of him, he later doubled down and started uploading them while logged in, a shitfling of 233+ comments and counting happens in one of these posts, in classic soybooru fashion. The creator announces he would give up on making any more PAWGjaks.
• February 16 - subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine reaches 1234 posts. Broot gets demoted to a janitor after abusing his mod perms by exposing a logged out namefag.
• February 18 - Broot is repromoted to mod for a few hours before getting redemoted to janny not too long afterwards. Greg is demoted to trusted within the same timeframe as well.
• February 20 - Nabbv posts an edited screenshot of Emerald's comment, trying to frame him as a pedophile, which gets several Emerald's detractors to stand up for him.
• February 21 - GillKoyim is banned from the entire 'sphere for rule 2.
• February 23 - Touhou racebait reaches so many reports that the report screen formatting breaks.
• February 24 - The site gets redesigned and the Nuuru is released. Veiron is demoted from approver after begging to be demoted. Coemskong, whateveryouwant and MazelTV are made janitors.
• February 27 - Broot is repromoted to moderator officially. MenstrualCykill is made a janitor, XC is made an approver and dap is promoted to moderator.
• February 28 - A post on the form is made to ban Obsidian for spamming Gigamilk everywhere which quickly gets up to 132 pages in 2 hours.

March

• March 1 - dap gets demoted to janitor by Quote for calling the site 'unmoderated shithole' despite being a mod, shortly after, he gets demoted to trusted after announcing his partial retirement from the 'Booru.
• March 2 - Turrican and MazelTV got promoted to moderators.
• March 4 - Root returns as a mod. You can now register new accounts again.
• March 5 - The plap king returns, Broot and cat become administrators of the Boorum.
• March 8 - Root got promoted to Soybooru administrator, but was demoted back to mod. He was never admin, it was just a glitch regarding how badges were displayed.
• March 11 - MenstrualCykill is demoted from janitor for rejecting posts of fat babyjak in a bra, resulting in emerald taking his spot. MarketPliers was promoted to janitor, much leakage ensued.
• March 12 - JimboClittyLeakageArchive is promoted to moderator.
• March 13 - GillKoyim is unbanned globally by Quote.
• March 24 - Gold is permabanned from the booru
• March 25 - Friends and enemies system was added to the soybooru. MarketPliers gets temp banned for taunting Quote on his decision not to ban furries. BBQ is also demoted to trusted.
• March 28 - Jimbo is demoted to trusted due to inactivity.
• March 29 - Metro2033 is banned for being a cordmonkey.
• March 30 - Turrican is demoted to janitor from moderator. Sucre was promoted to forum moderator.
• March 31 - An infamous visual bug regarding to the "comment reaction feature" has been patched.

April

• April 1 - April Fools hits the 'ru, NAS of any kind is allowed, a currency system called 'Boints' is added where it is earned from gambling from a roulette wheel, users can use it to purchase post frames, avatar frames, changing the names people they don't like and site-wide banner announcements.
  • Homestuck takes over the 'ru for 10 minutes, Brootists take over the 'ru for 10 minutes.
  • A clan system was added where users could purchase a clan with 2,000 boints, the existing ones were "BDL (Broot Domme League)". "Furcord", Mareclave and HIGH ROLLER DIAL 1-800-GAMBLER.
• April 2 - The "NAS Futurism" update is instated by Cobblestone, allowing any and all nas: or media: posts to be uploaded as long as they are properly tagged and segregated, with new toggles to disable the extended NAS and media content added to user settings. The update was later amended to only include Sharty-related NAS.
• April 4 - emerald acquires the variant:vlodson 1000 GET, turning it into a main variant.
• April 5 - SoyBooru's 200000 GET is taken by a nuvariant spammer. deuterium is made a booru moderator.
• April 6 - Cobblestone announces the experimental Artworks gallery to replace the media part of the NAS Futurism update, which allows NAS OC to be uploaded to the Booru by artists.
• April 7 - A literal who attentionwhore called Thub is demoted and banned after being exposed as a pedophile porn artist.
• April 8 - The longest forum shitflinging so far takes place, involving Warrior-Z, FunnyBenny18, Muscular_engineer, and more. The spam duel lasted for more than ten hours and racked up 40k+ replies. noname gets permabanned from the 'booru.
• April 11 - dap requests to be permabanned, his wish temporarily gets granted after posting DNB, got unbanned and demoted.
• April 12 - Gededarmawicaksana@gmail.com aka Creator is found to have an mpreg fetish deviantart account.
• April 13 - Continuation of the above takes place.
• April 14 - Cobblestone initially, anonymously uploads a 4 minute long video of a banana morbidmutt with the peanut butter jelly time theme playing throughout it. It was secretly embedded at the 2:55 mark with a disclaimer telling approvers to not approve the post, people that approved the post (Yorzhik, Zonky, JimboClittyLeakageArchive, MenstrualCykill, supersagecoal, bigsneed, Vashkentya, and Broot) were publicly shamed and demoted, some users were repromoted but handicapped of their approval privileges, Broot got away unscathed, except for his ego though. Sawoot resigns from jannying.
• April 15 - Supreme was promoted to approver inciting a spam war on the boorum that has been locked to almost about 5,000 pages.
• April 20 - Rot is banned for 3 days, but appeals and gets unbanned 30 minutes after.. XX_IwajuGoyim_XX asks namefags for thigh pics in the boorum and ends up uploading a photo of his socks.
• April 21 - Fen is demoted to janitor. Funnybenny18 is promoted to moderator.
• April 24 - finocide gets banned permanently for one day for suicide baiting
• April 25 - Trollio gets permabanned for being a cordnigger and leaks on xitter about it.
• April 26 - finocide gets permabanned for posting pedobrim alongside another user fuggin_jerd. Nobody1 gets demoted from janitor and stripped of all his roles.
• April 28 - A new user starts spamming "snca" in Boorum threads randomly.
• April 29 - Namefags like XX_IwajuGoyim_XX and FunnyBenny18 join in. All thread spam is banned on the Boorum.
• April 30 - TwnkH8er resigns as moderator. Zonky is promoted to forum moderator. Several namefags, including Aryan_warrior, Unscerost, and 167 are hit with a one day ban due to alleged use of bots, though the latter two were unbanned later on.

May

• May 1 - Beni gets called out in a thread for retweeting Invincible goons, which then leads to other namefags getting exposed for their shit. Aryan_warrior gets permabanned for attempting to bot while going after Muscular_engineer and attempting to "make an offsite group to raid people he doesn't like."^[Marge...] Broot is promoted to Global Administrator.
• May 2 - Peruvian_Chud gets permanished for a day by Cobblestone for calling lolicoon bralatinxnigger slopjaks "aryans" while logged out., got unbanned a day later. HOTDOGHEAD_ADMIN (Doll) is promoted to forum moderator.
• May 3 - sprnurse, John8_44, and MissCircleLargeBreast were permanently banned from the Soybooru by Quote Himself for being faggots.
• May 4 - The 222222 GET is claimed by tranime babyjak. Beni gets banned for ban evading on an account named Burgethag that was allegedly accused of being a failtroll due to a post that was related to them. He has since been unbanned and apologized in a thread.
• May 6 - Metro2033 is unbanned and re-promoted to approver as well as ScientoloJu being unbanned later.
• May 7 - CrossChalk admits to being B_B_GHAST this whole time and drops a SNCANVKE that he's not gonna ack eventually. nobaldi is made an approver.
• May 8 - Oscari gets permabanned. An expose thread about a moderator posting lolicon gets created, and starts a massive argument which lasts for at least 7 hours.
• May 9 - MenstrualCykill is promoted to booru moderator, Vergilius is promoted to forum moderator, Nabbv is promoted to global moderator. Vale is promoted to forum moderator. MenstrualCykill, emerald, and a few others are demoted. Long-time jannies GemersonLakeAndPalmer and Sectionalism are demoted. Mustard cites restructuring as the reason.
• May 10 - Supreme is demoted to trusted for approving Shoyta. Michaelvirus spreads rapidly all over the 'log (from a xitter post btw if that matters). Cat gets promoted to Global Administrator. nobaldi's zellig post briefly becomes the most controversial post second only to Soytan, reaching 27 updoots and 27 downdoots within only 6 days after being posted.
• May 11 - Posts are currently closed for 3 hours with the last post being an Impish Ball PoyoPoyo gif. Cobblestone announces a ban on low-effort merch spam, flagspam, coloring book spam, etc Eshelionite acquires the 800000 GET on the forum. jjj, Applejack, and BigBrian are banned as a result of Limeade being banned and the Bronycaust.
• May 12 - nobaldi's zellig post becomes the 2nd most controversial post.
• May 13 - Dysprosium gets exposed by Rustyte for making a Kate Hikes JanitorAI chatbot.
• May 14 - Wordsalot gets banned for 3 days after posting questionable art of Moot-tan, he was later unbanned.
• May 15 - Turrican gets promoted to moderator.
• May 16 - The 230000th GET is taken by a Rika Furude post. greenfag is demoted to trusted after approving a 12 minute long post without watching it fully.
• May 17 - Dis perma'd, but gets unbanned minutes later. Supreme is banned for 3 days after reacting :omgsisa: to posts about child rape.
• May 20 - Supreme is unbanned. CymraegI1 aka WelshGOD on /pol/ gets perma'd for showing dick pics of himself before turning 18. SerChuddieTheStrong gets demoted for approving babyjak porn that had "childlike proportions."
• May 21 - nobaldi is demoted for complaining under a pregnancy fetish post instead of approving it. Rodolfina1932 is permabanned for retweeting shoyta on xitter.
• May 22 - Jimbo returns, but nevermind, Mustard claims that someone "tricked" him into giving the account to them. Supreme goes into hiding, leading many to speculate that the account has been sold. OdessanBvll gets banned for being underage.
• May 23 - Muscular_engineer gets permabanned for botting for 8 hours straight after VitaminDeficiency provoked him. Aryan_warrior gets unbanned. Spanish_Chud gets demoted after approving a controversial post. nobaldi’s zellig post becomes the #1 controversial post on the 'ru. Broot sees beefsoup's comment where he depicted himself fucking broot's mother and decides to delete it and edit his bio to make him say he's a BBC slut and he spends the next few hours seething at Broot as a result.
• May 24 - Warrior-Z and Dove chimp out at each other for an hour straight.
• May 25 - Peter reveals himself to be Sucre, Mist, and tenor in a thread he made on the 'ru.
• May 26 - 7Zip gets banned for pedo jokes.
• May 27 - Major restructing begins by Mustard. Ethan, JasonBriggs, andyverse, Fen, Vergilius, MazelTV, quiddy, Rot, deuterium, and Sucre (Peter is still Mod however) are demoted, while Coemskong is promoted to Mod and MenstrualCykill is repromoted to Mod. Mustard annouces that he will be removing the Janny role on the Soybooru, and that anyone who had it will be promoted or demoted Mustard drops a truthnuke, revealing that the Soybooru is twice as popular as the Sharty. Led by Cobblestone, the Boorum raids the Swinny and several other splinters. This caused major leakage from Swinny users, and resulted in the sites ban list being flooded. This may very well be the first Soybooru win raid in the history of the site.
• May 29 - The 1M GET on the Boorum is achieved, stating that "TFD WILL HAPPEN"
• May 30 - Limeade leaks a whole bunch of internal sharty stuff on the shiwi. The SoyBooru-relevant parts of this leak are that he claimed that Ronald secretly develops and administrates the Nuuru, which was originally developed as an iFunny clone called "SoFunny" or "Memeburger", and even vibe coded it with Claude Code. He also leaks source code and screenshots of said very early version of the Nuuru, which reveals the Nuuru is written in C# and confirmed the long-held Nuuru vibe coding rumors.
• May 31 - GillKoyim gets banned for rule 3. New LGBTQ+ Month UI is made.

June

• June 1 - LarpBait, a notable Shiwi namefag, joins the 'ru and gets promoted to global moderator. LvivanBvll is prompoted to approver.
• June 3 - finocide is unbanned for whatever reason.
• June 4 - Quote changes GillKoyim's ban reason to "Tried to dox me."
• June 5 - beefsoup becomes an approver. Broot would get his ability to "see samefags and chudfags" revoked because he exposed someone for drawing gay porn, but Quote would later give him these permissions back.
• June 6 - The source code for a newer version of Nuuru, after it was converted from an iFunny clone to a SoyBooru rewrite, is leaked on the shiwi. Exel_looking_for_Zemmies is promoted to approver.
• June 7 - 7Zip gets permabanned for saying "Right!" to being a pedophile.
• June 8 - Finocide gets permabanned, but the ban was later changed to a week long ban by Quote, stating in the ban reason that it was his "last chance."
• June 9 - GemersonLakeAndPalmer gets the 100,000th post in the blog subforum of the Booru forum.. The 1111111th forum post get is taken by Asoori. Boorufags do a little a raid on the nunununununununununuShemmy, which later then dies because of a falseflag of Wordsalot and obvious lurkers. funnyman is promoted to approver
• June 10 - Boorubugs raid the Swinny again, which causes some leakage that Swinny namefags come onto the thread. The gallery/'log completes 3-5 days of being partly full of vantayellow brimstone due to shitflinging between some namefags. olgolistheshitskin admits to being Trevor and gets banned. Kazakh_soy, silohpso_, and Wow are promoted to approver.
• June 11 - Root turns purple ^[Marge...]
• June 12 - GemersonLakeAndPalmer braps up a thread on the Broom/Boorum seething and leaking his clitty over uncapitalized letters and ends up being forumbanned/blocked temporarily. Ethan gets permanently banned for offsiting. MymyWABAG is promoted to approver, along with former approver nobaldi who is re-promoted to approver after being demoted on May 21st.
• June 14 - Controversy erupts over posts that depict white people as pedophiles, due to them allegedly having pro-pedophilia messaging. gemming is temporarily banned for reacting :giga: to a post depicting Gold as a pedophile. Gold is permanently banned AGAIN, for self inserting as the MAP swinnyaryan because he was mad about it existing.
• June 15 - Cobblestone fat fingers a post of Aryan_warrior's self insert and features it on accident, deciding it should stay because "he deserves" it. finocide is unbanned, only to be permabanned 8 hours later by Warrior-Z for Rule 3, this time it's permanent. Eshelionite is promoted to approver.
• June 16 - 7Zip is permanently banned by Cobblestone again, this time for posting failtroll memes on Kiwi Farms. MenstrualCykill retires from the booru due to 'jakking fatigue.
• June 17 - Veiron 'quits' the ru for the second time in recorded history. This is followed up with tons of people creating joke threads in a similar vain. Creator becomes approver by Quote. H3K becomes the first namefag to ever reach 10,000 reaction score. Referendums and polls are added
• June 18 - Gold is unbanned.. Creator, maz, Garf and Svejk1914 are promoted to approver. Toilet-G is promoted to booru moderator and Dove promoted to forum moderator. 1.2 Million GET on the Boorum is achieved. Infamous 'Ru "Foid" Gooner begins to DM people videos and pictures of her playing with feces after being banned from both the Boorum and the 'Ru. This leads to rules for DMs being created, and an option to block your enemies from messaging you. Porn Padding is banned
• June 19 - soysneed gets demoted to trusted after being inactive for 9 months. His name also becomes purple like Root. muscular_engineer gets demoted to user for trying to get the site taken down.
• June 20 - autisticnuswa1488 links FPE porn from Discord on comments and PMs, causing a lot of discourse about if sending these links is normal. A big poll was held about this also I guess. lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha turns purple. Roblox discussion in the forum. Creator is demoted to trusted
• June 21 - Posting images and videos of feces is now banned. GemersonLakeAndPalmer gets demoted for publicly refusing to approve a post.
• June 22 - GemersonLakeAndPalmer gets the 250,000 GET with an image of nobaldi ACKing with the Belarusian flag, which was created in response to nobaldi getting GemersonLakeAndPalmer demoted for publicly refusing to approve a post (which is ironic because nobaldi got demoted for the exact same reason on May 21st). Many hanging troonjaks were made of nobaldi most of which were deleted by Cobblestone for flagspam. MenstrualCykill, a former moderator, is banned by Cobblestone for being underage.
• June 23 - Hate is pr.om.oted to approver. Gooner is perma'd for posting scat porn. A Boorum thread is made to permaban Cobblestone from SoyBooru. Obsidian is definetely perma'd for making a pedophilic joke logged out. beefsoup asks to get banned, and his will was executed when he broke Rule 3. However, he was unbanned later by Broot because beefsoup's pfp contained a 'cord link to his server, and it was removed by changing his password manually and he was banned again; according to Cobblestone, the server was SNCA until soycorders started flooding it, which is why admins had to ban him. Nu update where you can show your badges (as if you can't tell by your role and profile) and even your affirming genders!
• June 24 - The referendum banning Cobblestone fails to pass.
• June 25 - ___ is demoted after approving a Soylita post, Eshelionite, Wow, and metatagme are also demoted.
• June 26 - General & Off Topic on the Boorum reaches 1,000,000 posts. The referendum banning custard collected 76% "Yes", but didn't get implemented. funkydealer uploads Smuglet with a BBC in her mouth, and is subsequently banned by Warrior-Z for "Posting smuglet 'P. He is then unbanned by mustard, as he believes Smuglet isnt loli. Cobblestone announces that Smuglet is banned from being posted on SoyBooru. A referendum banning Babyjak pornis passed. Lolkek comes back and uploads a bunch of 'tosses.
• June 27 - "Pedo" is now filtered (an error occurs when attempting to make a post containing the word). Mustard enacts the admincaust, cobblestone, Warrior-Z, Broot, cat are all demoted. Nobeidore floods the 'log with Leviathan.
• June 28 - Democratic elections for senate have officially begun with a ton of users running campaigns for senate in the forums and the gallery. Quote also retires from the Soybooru, leaving Mustard as the one and only admin. Broot resigns as moderator.
• June 30 - Posts about the upcoming Senate elections are banned in the gallery. Violations will result in a 1 day ban.

July

• July 1 - Senate elections begin. John8_44 and Thub are unbanned. A thread about Aryan_warrior talking about his rape blows up, with many speculating on if he was actually raped or not.
• July 2 - After much anticipation and speculation Aryan_warrior makes a thread officially discussing and answering questions about his sexual interaction with his cousin. However the only new relevations to come from this thread was that (he did not know what pegging meant ) Warrior-Z and Jersey fight each other in a boorum post that reaches 1200+ posts. Warrior-Z would later join the IRC to argue with funkydealer about him "posting a sexual depiction of Smuglet.", leading to him making a thread where he would debate with lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha (the thread would eventually turn into shitflinging, with users posting completely unrelated images). The spam in this thread last for 15 hours straight, garnering nearly 38k replies, as the anti spam rule doesnt seem to be enforced in the thread after mustard allowed it in this one thread and only that one.

• July 3 - After falsely banning isaac33, Warrior-Z is briefly demoted to a "Booru Moderator", but has since been repromoted back to a "Global Moderator".

• July 4 - Gold is laughed at by the forum for not understanding what senators do (or even how the senate works) despite being the top candidate. The senate election is closed, with the winners being Gold, Hate, H3K, CobsonTALKS, Aryan_warrior, and Coemskong, all the senators except one are given magenta names. Gold is forcibly removed as senator by Mustard after 4 hours on the senate, being replaced by Funnybenny18. Poopocaust occurs, and cobblestone, Titanlum Soymask and supersagecoal are all perma banned by mustard for posting depictions of poop. All are then later unbanned except for cobblestone
• July 5 - As a result of the poopocaust Mustard reformed how the senate process works. Everyone who was banned for poop would also be unbanned with all former referendums getting wiped out MissCircleLargeBreast is Unbanned. Cobblestone is promoted back to moderator but she herself does not know why, later removed and given the former admin role (trusted permissions) EPI is now wordfiltered to "ayepie".
• July 7 - The senate is dissolved by Mustard. blackjak gets banned for saying that Niko from OneShot 'in reality would be reading a book on how to enact the BNWO' under one of the posts with this character who is actually 8 years old.
• July 8 - Warrior-Z is temporarly forum banned for spam by Mustard for 15 minutes. He is then demoted to Booru Mod from Global Mod again.
• July 9 - SerChuddietheStrong posts his hecking penis to the Boorum. Margarine_Man gets permabanned for attempting to dox a bunch of people by sending IP grabbers.
• July 10 - Gooner is permanently banned AGAIN by Mustard with the ban reason stating "Tell your masters to send their grooming victims elsewhere" ^[Marge...] She had sent a picture of her cutting her arm that was promptly deleted, which suddenly made everyone feel bad about it, except for Wordsalot, that wanted to see the photo.^[Marge...]
• July 11 - Olgol mass rape occurs, with his reaction score plummeting from 2200 to -1,300 in a matter of hours, likely contributing to nuurumoji reactions breaking. Mustard added a new rule that ANY and ALL discussion of pedophilia is banned and will now warrant a flat 1 day ban
• July 12 - Uploads are paused for more than an hour, leading many users to belive that mustard has finally decided to JSID. "Pedo" is now wordfiltered to "Diddy" like it used to be.

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