Cobblestone

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Cobblestone, also called Cobbly or 'stone, or Cobblepoon by xer detractors, is the sixth admin of Soyjak Wiki, effective August 7, 2025. Xhe succeeded SprokemowerMan. Xer administration follows the ideology of Stonism.

Xhe is the most prolific editor on the Soyjak Wiki having the most edits on the entire site. She claims to have first found the Sharty around the first Soyvil War, this is likely a lie as she actually joined much later somewhere around October 2024. She can also be reached at cobblestone@soyjak.st. Though she prefers user talk pages. Xhe effectively has no life, and lives in Ze Wikiverse, editing 24/7 and topping the leaderboard almost every week. She is #1 on the all-time leaderboard by a large margin, with the second place holder's score not even being a third of hers.^{[ev&oe most of these edits are from mass text replacement]} She is also very active on Soybooru and the Shiwi.

Up until New Years 2026, she pretended to be male. Some consider this pooner behavior, but many argue that this doesn't make her a pooner since she was simply larping as a guy and did not actually believe herself to be male even with that aside, she also pretended to be Italian and hid her Jewish ancestry until a recent slip-up, making her a serial-LARPer.

She has also admitted that she is half-Jewish, this is maternal which actually makes her a full Jew.

Tenure

She became active on the 'ki around the same time that many older 'ki users had left the site, and shortly after her promotion to wiki admin, Cobblestone introduced the SNCA namespace, in which users can write pages about topics that are not related to Soyjaks or Soy Culture. This was well-received by users as it provides an alternative to sites like Uncyclopedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica.

As head wiki admin, measures would be taken to strengthen the ties between the wiki, the main site, and the booru, such as the wiki Dailyjak being made global across all official Soysphere sites, and the exchange of trusted users and staff members with the head admin of SoyBooru, Soysneed.

In January of 2026, she pinned a link in the site notice to the second template question with the intent of removing unnecessary templates. This led to the Gradingcaust, in which quality headers that reflected the general opinion on pages' topics were all removed. This was very controversial among users. Supporters said that it decluttered pages and prevented edit warring and groupthink, while detractors said that it removed a core part of the wiki's identity.

In March of 2026, she introduced the On This Day section to the main page.

In May of 2026, following Limeade's demotion and 'nishment, she began undoing the damage he had done to the wiki. Deleted pages about several splinters were restored and much of his censorship was undone, despite the fact that she was in strong coordination Limeade and allowed him to shit up the wiki only up until his demotion.

Cobblestone's response

June 14th Controversy

Main article: Sixth Soysurgency

On June 14th, 2026 Cobblestone approved a drawing of Mexiaryan wearing a pedophile flag on soybooru. /soy/ was later cattywiped upon 'teens learning this, many were outraged and called for cobblestone to step down from her positions. Those who wiped the catty were banned under ban evasion shortly after.

Later, that same day, a poll was held where 44 soyteens unanimously voted in favour of Cobblestone stepping down from all of xer positions, and even a dox thread was made on xer, revealing that xe's not only a 'cordmonkey (standard operating procedure for soysphere admins btw), but also a 'bloxfaggot^{[issa nothingburger doe]}.

Instead of admitting her mistake and deleting the post, Cobblestone decided to double down, claiming that the approval was granted because the image was used to mock those with pedophilic tendencies and being portrayed in a exaggerated way. Eventually, she caved in and deleted the post.

Appearance

Soysona

She is typically depicted as a female Gapejak with a neutral expression, olive skin, yellow glasses, long black hair, a suit, and earrings featuring Minecraft cobblestone blocks and the Soyjak Wiki's logo. A secondary depiction that she used before revealing herself to be a woman is a Cobson with a closed mouth, a suit, yellow glasses and the first image on the Wikipedia page for cobblestone as skin.

IRL

All that's known about her real-life appearance is that she is mulatta. This page formerly had a "facedox" of her which was actually an AI-generated image based on one of her self-portraits from Soybooru. Regarding her weight, Soyteens disagree on whether she is fat or anorexic, but either way she is not believed to be of healthy weight.

Cutebooru

Cutebooru was Cobblestone's alter ego: she joined the site on October 8 2025 and started posting some of the art she made, primarily of Gyarujaks. She later joined the Shroom on November 20 to complain about some of her posts getting unapproved, and later created her own thread to share her art. This thread would eventually get turned into an 80 pages long shitflinging behemoth due to her tendency to fall for bait and respond aggressively to those that confronted her, particularly getting triggered over being called a pooner or woman, which she incessantly denies and claims to be male, accusing others of closeted homosexual obsession.

Poonerisms

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Cutebooru's behavior drew parallels to prime terrycrews, particularly due to her aggressiveness and constant denial of being a pooner despite a feminine attitude. The primary evidence that made people assume she was a pooner is due to her feminine typing style, her artstyle, her interests and incessant hatred of being called female despite all of that, insisting to be extremely masculine. Her namesake also draws parallel to other female namefags like Junibooru and Fembooru, alongside the fact one of her earliest depictions is based on a female 'jak, which she claims was because "her friend made it to troll". Cutebooru would post her hand on two separate occasions to try to prove on being a man. The first failed cause she was called brown and people said her hand looked feminine, in the other she painted her nails to make a point that she could look masculine regardless of it, which also failed because people still thought the arm looked feminine. Cutebooru would eventually become an approver on the 'ru, where some of the shitflinging of her insisting to not be FtM bled out into comment sections. Xhe projects and gets leaky at trevor.

Real identity

On December 20 of 2025, it was revealed that Cobblestone, the soyjak wiki admin, was cutebooru all along (oh my heckin plot twist). Many users thought that this was a joke or hoax of some sort, as they found it hard to believe that a real live adult human female with a uterus and ovaries would spend so much time on a wiki about bald men with glasses.

Vlodson

There's a convincing and now proven conspiracy theory that Cobblestone and Vlodson are the same person, which the le heckin' 4chan greentext videos goes something like this.

>Both made art of each other
>Cutebooru (Cobblestone) posted vlodson
>Joined on the same date (Cobblestone August 7, 2025 / Vlodson August 7, 2025)
>Both goon to female-soyjaks^{[Marge, drawing J-fashion gyarujaks isn't gooning...]}
>Coincidentally, nobody likes them
>Whatever this dust is

Just shut it down at this point.

Facts about her

• She approves all of my edits.
• She rejects all of (You)r edits.
• She rarely approves anything because shes a lazy bum, and most of the anporvool job is done by mediators.
• She probably has a Boyfriend so You will NOT try to get her.
• She has small tits
• She has bipolar disorder.
• Xhe pretends to be unbothered but leaks in silence.
• "She" is a kike. and pretends to be italian. SHE IS BALD AND BEAUTIFUL ISRAEL WOMAN SAAR I NEED HER BOBS AND VEGENE
• Her favorite soyjak variant is A24.
• She likes Gigafly.
• She is the most obsessed person on earth.
• She likes the wiki, and may occasionally even use it.^{[citation needed]}(WAOW!)
• She wears a suit and glasses .
• But also reps 𝐕𝐕lone from time to time.
• She is a gamer, and plays old Valve games like Portal 1.
• Her favorite Sharty raid is Operation 9/11.
• She won. ^{[Xhe just did, ok?]}
• She is a mulatto.
• She refuses to delete the page for Zillyjaks, but doesn't particularly love the trend.^🗝️
• She has her own remix that goes: l^[Marge...]
• She is BLACK owned
• She averages around 100 edits per day.
• She is in her 20s, she is a kike so she will hit the wall before 30.
• Many users express sexual attraction towards Cobblestone due to her being a female specimen, it wouldn't be a surprise that a typical user could be jerking off right now.
• She only earns 71% as much as other jannies due to the patriarchy or whatever.
• She likes bunnies/Rabbits
• She is married to HTSM.
• She hates Doctoddlering
• She is one of the rare few non-nusois to still use the visual editor at all^🔒
• She is half-Arab
• Before she revealed herself to be a woman, she wrote like a typical blud guy.

Gallery

IAS

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  Secondary depiction
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  Cobblestone as a euromutt.
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  as Alicia.
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  As Red

NAS

• Video of Cobblestone revealing she was cutebooru
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  The hand pic she posted
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  Hand pic 1
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  Hand pic 2
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  Unedited version of the hand pic Cobblestone posted on her profile page. Notice how the index finger is longer than the ring finger.
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  Yet another pic she posted but to falseflag a SoyBooru janny

See also

• The detractor perspective
• Cobblestone's boob pics and stretched pussy
• Cobblestone is not a virgin theory

Snopes

Cobblestone is part of a series on
Soysphere Admins, Jannies and Notable Users
Soysphere Admins and Jannies soyjak.party: Quote ♦ Limeade† ♦ Soysneed ♦ Mustard ♦ c0e7 ♦ Lucky ♦ Smith ♦ Mist ♦ Andy ♦ Broot ♦ Cobblestone ♦ Warrior-Z ♦ Froot† ♦ Doll† ♦ Kuz† ♦ Soot† ♦ Angeleno† ♦ Captain Coal† ♦ Root† ♦ Ronald† ♦ BBQ Sauce† ♦ Red† ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha† ♦ Sobot† ♦ MoonMetropolis† SoyBooru: Quote ♦ Soysneed ♦ Mustard ♦ BBQ† ♦ Warrior-Z ♦ Broot ♦ Catter ♦ GemersonLakeAndPalmer ♦ jimbo† ♦ Froot† ♦ Doll† ♦ lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha† ♦ Soot† ♦ ClydeMcDeath† ♦ YaroslavTV† (Mod) ♦ GillKoyim† ♦ greg† ♦ satoko_houjou_fan† ♦ Joel† soyjakwiki.org: Quote ♦ Cobblestone ♦ Angeleno† ♦ Froot† ♦ Soot† ♦ Root† ♦ SprokemowerMan† ♦ Tefal† ♦ Jackson† ♦ Wellmeaningjakker† ♦ Gem Control† blog.soyjak.st†: Broot† ♦ Weebhunter3000†
Notable Users Influential/Notable namefags : ♦ trevor† ♦ Albert† ♦ Hamas_2† ♦ Histrion† ♦ Italian Chad† ♦ Joel† ♦ Mexican Twink† ♦ Romanian Schizo ♦ satoko_houjou_fan† ♦ S0I1337† ♦ The Bulgarian† ♦ The Swede† ♦ The Venezuelan FNF Pedo† Other Notable Users : Soyjak Party Video Archive ♦ CobsonTALKS ♦ @soyjakpartyofficial
Miscellaneous Lists Namefags ♦ Faces of the Party ♦ List of administrators ♦ List of /pol/ namefags ♦ List of SoyBooru administrators ♦ List of Soyjak Wiki administrators ♦ List of Soysphere users by fame ♦ Staff
†: Retired/Fired

Cobblestone is part of a series on Quote	"Once I've had enough I'm going to JSID instead of passing it on or selling it."	Related Figures and Entities Quote (detractor perspective | caveman perspective) ♦ Froot ♦ Mustard ♦ Soysneed ♦ Limeade (fired) ♦ Cobblestone ♦ Warrior-Z ♦ BBQ Sauce ♦ Broot
		Major Events and Controversies Quotecord ♦ 1/28 or Cacacaust ♦ Brownocaust ♦ Wikifur incident ♦ Nuuru ♦ Soybooru Crisis ♦ /bpa/ ♦ Great Handover ♦ February 2026 crisis (QLMJEYLA) ♦ acking of /nate/ ♦ Limeade leak ♦ Pride Month
		Enemies of Quote HTSMs ♦ Shiwi ♦ Swinny ♦ Cacas