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I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!
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>Cobbastone, show a gud Hunky sum boobs please
>COBBLESTONE PORN THREADCobblestone is the sixth admin of Soyjak Wiki, effective August 7, 2025.[1] Xhe succeeded SprokemowerMan.
Xhe is the most prolific editor on the Soyjak Wiki. She first found the Sharty around the first Soyvil War, and later joined somewhere around late 2024. She can also be reached at cobblestone@soyjak.st. Though she prefers user talk pages. Xhe effectively has no life, and lives in Ze Wikiverse, editing 24/7 and topping the leaderboard almost every week. She is #1 on the all-time leaderboard by a large margin, with the second place holder's score not even being a third of hers.[ev&oe most of these edits are from mass text replacement]
She was to Quote what Goebbels was to Hitler, which means the only natural end for her is by burning her to death leaving nothing but ashes.
She is typically depicted as a female Gapejak with a closed mouth, human-colored skin, yellow glasses, long black hair, a suit, and earrings featuring Minecraft cobblestone blocks and the Soyjak Wiki's logo. A secondary depiction that she used before revealing herself to be a woman is a Cobson with a closed mouth, a suit,, yellow glasses, and the first image on the Wikipedia page for cobblestone as skin.
Up until New Years 2026, she pretended to be male. Some consider this pooner behavior, but many argue that this doesn't make her a pooner since she was simply larping as a guy and did not actually believe herself to be male.
Tenure[edit | edit source]
Shortly after her promotion to wiki admin, Cobblestone introduced the SNCA namespace, in which users can write pages about topics that are not related to Soyjaks or Soy Culture. This was well-received by users as it provides an alternative to sites like Uncyclopedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica.
As head admin, measures would be taken to strengthen the ties between the wiki, the main site, and the booru, such as the wiki Dailyjak being made global across all official Soysphere sites,[2] and the exchange of trusted users and staff members with the head admin of SoyBooru, Soysneed.[3]
In January of 2026, she launched the second template question with the intent of removing unnecessary templates. This led to the Gradingcaust, in which quality headers that reflected the general opinion on pages' topics were all removed. This was very controversial among users. Supporters said that it decluttered pages and prevented edit warring and groupthink, while detractors said that it removed a core part of the wiki's identity.
In March of 2026, she introduced the On This Day section to the main page.
In May of 2026, following Limeade's demotion and 'nishment, she began undoing the damage he had done to the wiki. Deleted pages about several splinters were restored and much of his censorship was undone.
Cutebooru[edit | edit source]
Cutebooru was Cobblestone's alter ego: she joined the site on October 8 2025 and started posting some of the art she made, primarily of Gyarujaks. She later joined the Shroom on November 20 to complain about some of her posts getting unapproved,[4] and later created her own thread to share her art.[5] This thread would eventually get turned into an 80 pages long shitflinging behemoth due to her tendency to fall for bait and respond aggressively to those that confronted her, particularly getting triggered over being called a pooner or woman, which she incessantly denies and claims to be male, accusing others of closeted homosexual obsession.
Poonerisms[edit | edit source]
Cutebooru's behavior drew parallels to prime terrycrews, particularly due to her aggressiveness and constant denial of being a pooner despite a feminine attitude. The primary evidence that made people assume she was a pooner is due to her feminine typing style, her artstyle, her interests and incessant hatred of being called female despite all of that, insisting to be extremely masculine. Her namesake also draws parallel to other female namefags like Junibooru and Fembooru, alongside the fact one of her earliest depictions is based on a female 'jak, which she claims was because "her friend made it to troll".[6] Cutebooru would post her hand on two separate occasions to try to prove on being a man. The first failed cause she was called brown and people said her hand looked feminine,[7] in the other she painted her nails to make a point that she could look masculine regardless of it, which also failed because people still thought the arm looked feminine.[8] Cutebooru would eventually become an approver on the 'ru, where some of the shitflinging of her insisting to not be FtM bled out into comment sections. Xhe projects and gets leaky at trevor.
Real identity[edit | edit source]
On December 20 of 2025, it was revealed that Cobblestone, the soyjak wiki admin, was cutebooru all along (oh my heckin plot twist).[9] Many users thought that this was a joke or hoax of some sort, as they found it hard to believe that a real live adult human female with a uterus and ovaries would spend so much time on a wiki about bald men with glasses.[10]
Vlodson[edit | edit source]
There's a convincing and now proven conspiracy theory that Cobblestone and Vlodson are the same person, which the le heckin' 4chan greentext videos goes something like this.
>Both made art of each other
>Cutebooru (Cobblestone) posted vlodson[11]
>Joined on the same date (Cobblestone August 7, 2025 / Vlodson August 7, 2025)
>Both goon to female-soyjaks[Marge, drawing J-fashion gyarujaks isn't gooning...]
>Coincidentally, nobody likes them
>Whatever this dust is 
Just shut it down at this point.
Facts about her[edit | edit source]
- She approves all of my edits.
- She rejects all of (You)r edits.
- Her favorite soyjak variant is A24.
- She likes Gigafly.
- She is the most obsessed person on earth.
- She likes the wiki, and may occasionally even use it.(WAOW!)
- She wears a suit and glasses .
- But also reps ππlone from time to time.
- She is a gamer, and plays old Valve games like Portal 1.
- Her favorite Sharty raid is Operation 9/11.
- She won. [Xhe just did, ok?]
- She is a mulatto.
- She is Christian.
- She refuses to delete the page for Zillyjaks, but doesn't particularly love the trend.ποΈ [12]
- She has her own remix that goes: l[Marge...]
- She is BLACK owned[13]
- She averages around 100 edits per day.
- She is in her 20s.
- Many users express sexual attraction towards Cobblestone due to her being a female specimen.
- She only earns 71% as much as other jannies due to the patriarchy or whatever. SAD!
- She likes bunnies/Rabbits
Gallery[edit | edit source]
IAS[edit | edit source]
NAS[edit | edit source]
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Video of Cobblestone revealing she was cutebooru
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The hand pic she posted -
Hand pic 1 -
Hand pic 2 -
Unedited version of the hand pic Cobblestone posted on her profile page. Notice how the index finger is longer than the ring finger. -
Yet another pic she posted but to falseflag a SoyBooru janny
See also[edit | edit source]
Snopes
- β Special:UserRights/Cobblestone
- β File:Boorudailyjak.jpg https://megalodon.jp/2025-0813-0756-57/https://www.soyjak.st:443/
- β https://soybooru.com/post/view/135440
- β https://ghostarchive.org/archive/dInR2
- β https://megalodon.jp/2025-1218-0559-34/https://soyjak.forum:443/threads/cutebooru-bread.6536/
- β https://ghostarchive.org/archive/LBp4M
- β https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Qbt1P
- β https://ghostarchive.org/archive/hs4FJ
- β https://megalodon.jp/2025-1223-1014-39/https://soyjak.forum:443/threads/cutebooru-bread.6536/page-91
- β Talk:Cobblestone
- β https://soybooru.com/post/view/159395
- β https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:Zillyjak&oldid=265638
- β https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Cobblestone&oldid=298954#Cobblestone_is_BLACK-owned_theory
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