Hispano-Moroccan War

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The Hispano-Moroccan War was a countrywar that was fought between Spanish and Moroccan SoyBooru users. This countrywar led to both sides agreeing to stop shitflinging at each other.

History

Beginning of the war (July 2025)

The war began on July 24th when Moorstein created his account on the 'ru. His first post got a neutral response, with most teens stating that both countries were full of shitskins, thoughever this is where an early pro-Morocco faction would form, as many started to say how Moors BTFO'd Spaniards. This day also marks Garf's and Jimbo's entry into the conflict.

The shit turd around the world or something

Moorstein's second upload exploded with popularity, causing maximum clitty leakage. jewishautismaward78 enters the conflict and formed a pro-Spain and pro-Portugal station, asserting that Moroccan women often take refuge in Spain and Portugal. However, he was near immediately thwarted by Moorstein and a pro-Morocco chud. jewishautismaward78 stated that Portuguese men are cucking Moroccan women, thus while Moroccan birth rates fall, Spain and Portugal become a more advanced civilization through scientific feats. Moorstein returned fire by reversing the claim onto jewishautismaward78. They went back and forth with a debate about penis color, country technology, and how both countries had to rely on each other due to poverty and lack of resources.

Eventually jewishautismaward78 leaked so hard that he attacked the comment section with a slopjak (expressing somewhat of a pro-French sentiment). Moorstein, devastated at this attack, revealed his stash of blacked porn to get back at his detractors, which is when Garf performed a sneak attack, overwhelming Moroccan forces. When things started to seem bleak and ugly for the Moroccans, Warrior-Z swooped in to rescue his brown brethren. He began erratically samefagging in the comments, and before anyone can protect themselves, he deployed his world famous copypasta. Red, green and blue lights plastered the comment section like a fireworks display decided to take a shit on the street. When everyone thought there were going to be no survivors, life arose from the ashes, Warrior-Z derangement was in the air, leaving Spanish forces unguarded. Moorstein deployed a brimstone 'toss. But with religion guiding him like a North star, Warrior-Z promptly shuts down Moorstein and commandeers the Moroccan force. His relaxed debate tactics were preventing Spanish forces from moving very far. Warrior-Z nearly secured Moroccan victory but then Moorstein returned and started leaking all over the comments. More shitflinging and BBC discussion ensued, Warrior-Z attacked the discussion for the final time, killing the debate on both sides.

Detractors arise

The third upload hit the booru, a chud participated in a nusoi's favorite pastime of accusing whatever they don't like of being pedophilia. The comments began by complaining about the post being NAS, but Garf made the mistake of showing up where he wasn't wanted. Moorstein immediately runs a siege on him, dropping a SNCAnuke about how Spanish women love Moroccan men or whatever. Joe_Barbaro finds the post and attacks the discussion with Spanish impregnation fetish imagery (proving that this is one big interracial goon session for those involved). Spanish factions try to own the chuddies with facts and logic but they're a half step too late because Joe_Barbaro's hands is already deep in his shit-stained pants charming his snake. The debate dies with many expressing disdain and annoyance about another countrywar.

Slowing down

Moorstein's fourth post demonstrates his rise to SNCAdom and his decline in popularity. Here he asserts that Spain is truly in Africa. What is his source? Famous fiction writer Albert Camus. Garf and Spanish_Chud point out how Camus is French, Moorstein like the genius he is ignores that and begins to shitfling. But he is promptly ignored, as the comments are derailed.

Moorstein's further posts garnered only about 6 or 7 comments, proving that the war was coming to an end. With outliers, being barely related to the debate. This is when Moorstein began posting his 'jaks that were more words than 'jak. Nothing of significance happens for a while except Spanish_Chud being offended at low-effort AI slop cuck tantasy with a 'plier slapped onto it.

Antiswarthy joins the fight just as it was going to die, throwing snide remarks towards the people of Morocco^{[spoiler alert: THEY ARE NIGGERS]}. This time Moorstein and Joe_Barbaro try to debate him, but to no avail.

Moorstein declares a ceasefire for a little bit, by making a 'toss about how Spain and Morocco can agree on a hatred for Jews, but because he can't help himself, he still portrays Spaniards as brown. Moorstein eventually returns after being gone for a small period of time, he would then take a DNA test and discover that he was 77.4% Iberian, as well as accidentally revealing his real name at the same time. Spanish_Chud later posted an edited version of a 'toss that was originally an elderly satoko_houjou_fan and Italian_Chad saying to "END COUNTRYWARS". Moorstein would end up agreeing and saying that "it was fun" and that they should end it for good.

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