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This page is split into 2 main sections, one that will go over the '''Coal that is killing the Party''', and the other about '''The coal that killed it'''.
[[File:Coaljak.gif|thumb|An artist’s interpretation of the coal that is killing the Party.]]
'''{{Partykillingtext|Coal that killed the Party}}''' or '''{{Partykillingtext|is killing the Party}}''', other than the humorous entries on this page, describes extremely awful and volatile material that rivals even [[antimatter]] significantly. The rating commonly refers to [[Max|failed admins]], [['P|pedophilic and illegal content]], and [[Soypocalypse|anything that has caused the death of the Party]].  


= {{Partykillingtext|As a rating}} =
Party killing coal is essentially a "[[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak|Slowburn]]" version of [[Antimatter]]. The initial effect is, at worst, [[Vantablack]]. But the after-effects it produces rival even antimatter. It's essentially mercury, it looks harmless until you slowly get severely poisoned.  
{{Main|Mineral rating system}}
Most of the entries that is listed under "Coal that is killing /soy/" in this page is listed for humorous intent (except for pedophilia, failtrolls, discord, soylita and 'p <- [[Wordswordswords|I'd have added trannies to this list as we still hate them but they aren't coally enough to be rated as this category and the correct rating for them is low quality brimstone o algx]]). Anything that is rated "Coal that killed the Party" or "Coal that is killing the Party" other than the humorous entries on this page describes extremely awful and volatile material that even rivals antimatter significantly. The rating commonly refers to [[Max|failed admins]], [['P|pedophilic and illegal content]] and [[Soypocalypse|anything that has caused the death of the Party]].  


={{Partykillingtext|The coal that is killing /soy/}}=
Most of the entries that are listed under "Coal that is killing /soy/"  in this page are listed for humorous intent (except for pedophilia, failtrolls, discord, soylita and 'p <- [[Wordswordswords|(I'd have added trannies to this list as we still hate them but they aren't coaly enough to be rated as this category and the correct rating for them is low quality brimstone o algx).<sup>[meds, trannies are absolutely coaly enough to kill the 'arty, but more in a cultural way rather than the getting the site banned though]</sup>]]
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== The coal that is killing /soy/ ==
'''{{Partykillingtext|The coal that is killing /soy/}}''' is a commonly implied talking point discussed by many soyteens. This is referred to the decline in quality of posts on [[Soy/|/soy/]].   
'''{{Partykillingtext|The coal that is killing /soy/}}''' is a commonly implied talking point discussed by many soyteens. This is referred to the decline in quality of posts on [[Soy/|/soy/]].   


{{Greentext|>even doe this section is copied from [[ED]]}}
{{Greentext|>even doe this section is copied from [[ED]]}}


==Main Culprits==
=== Main Culprits ===
=== Cancer ===
[[Jews|Juice]]
 
==== Cancer ====
'Teens are dying of cancer.  
'Teens are dying of cancer.  


=== AIDS ===
==== AIDS ====
'Teens are dying of [[AIDS]].
'Teens are dying of [[AIDS]].


=== Trannies ===
==== Trannies ====
Disregard everything else below. The answer is transsexuals {{quote|>even doe most of these entries fit into the tranny group}}.
Disregard everything else below. The answer is transsexuals {{quote|>even doe most of these entries fit into the tranny group}}.


=== Neutralfag and <s>"soylita"</s> tranny spam ===
==== Forced memes ====
Insufferable faggots and literal transgenders love flooding the catalog with the same heckin' hilarious images of [[Soylita]] and neutral [[Markiplier Soyjak]], killing actual funny threads with unfunny vantablack niggerald spam with either incomprehensible niggerspeak or bland, repetitive faggotry usually done by making awful edits of them to resemble characters from forced [[troonslop]] <s>Make sure to sage the threads when replying.</s> Do not reply to them at all. Shitlita is banned now but Neutralniggers still suck.
{{main|Forced meme}}
See: [[Red]]
Forced memes are memes that instead of gaining popularity naturally, are instead made popular by artificial spam from one person or a few people. Forced memes are almost universally hated, as a meme being forced is a guarantee for it to be coal. The term is now mostly an empty slur to call any media you don't like. Most forced memes are FotM [[troonslop]] garbage and [[nuvariants]].
=== Kuz ===
 
[[Kuz]], his [[Kolyma Network|Kolyma]] shills and jackbooted thugs who break into innocent soyteens' houses in the middle of the night to beat them up for no reason [[Best known for|are considered]] responsible for killing /soy/ by many teens. <--- even doe this literally never happened (Source: it just didn't, ok?)
==== Bait ====
{{main|bait}}
While bait can sometimes be funny, it can result in lower post quality and less gemmy threads, as bait gets bumped to the very top and actual good threads get sunk in the log. People will sometimes make goonart, porn, and post awful garbage to "bait the nusois" into lowering post quality, and causes the userbase to get worse.
 
==== Lack of Originality ====
{{main|List of common threads}}
{{award|Posted it again award}}
Threads or posts that lack originality. Makes almost every post on the log look the same.
Unoriginal threads include:
* Classic American/Euro hours
* Neutralplier threads
* What are your fetishes
* "Just shut it down" bait
 
==== Drama ====
Everything else is merely a symptom of drama, which is the real ''coal that is killing /soy/''. (Even though everyone enjoys a bit of drama once in a while.) While it can sometimes be entertaining, other times it causes division and can ruin the log.
 
==== People complaining about the coal that is killing /soy/ ====
{{Main|Metawhining}}
It is occasionally thought that people complaining about the coal that is killing /soy/ are in themselves the coal that is killing /soy/. An example is people shitting up the log with how the old sharty was better while larping as [[Oldfag|Oldbraps]] and not contributing anything useful. This was also a common thought among those from [[B/|/b/]].
 
==== [[Namefag|Namefags]] from 'ru and schlog. ====
[[Countrywar|Country wars]], [[Penis Color War|penis color wars]], and [[Discord|der 'cord]] are all [[Brimstone|niggerstone]] snca [[Useless nigger war|party killing coal caused by namefags]] mostly from the 'ru<sup>(since schlog is deleted (even [[THOUGH]] schlogtrannies moved to [[Shroom|another site]] after their shit site was sold then shut down))</sup>. The snca drama [[Fundamental Paper Education|spills out]] onto other boards /soy/ or offsite (xitter), and makes the sharty look like the city of 'p ev&oe it's just a handful of 'corders [[shitflinging]]. [[Satoko houjou fan|Most 'ru namefags are often gegbvlls themselves and easy to find information off of since they are retarded]]. Ev&oe old namefags get banned, [[Satokofication|nusois will take xheir place being even more retarded and 'p hungry than the last.]]
 
===Other Culprits===
 
==== Neutralfag and [[formerly]], "soylita" tranny spam ====
Insufferable faggots and literal transgenders love flooding the catalog with the same heckin' hilarious images of [[Soylita]] and neutral [[Markiplier Soyjak]], killing actually funny threads while also spamming vantablack niggerald spam that is either incomprehensible niggerspeak or bland, repetitive faggotry usually done by making awful edits of them to resemble characters from forced troonslop. <s>Make sure to sage the threads when replying.</s> Do not reply to them. Shitlita is banned, but Neutralfags are still here.
 
'''See''': [[Red]]
 
==== The Booru ====
{{Main|SoyBooru}}


=== Draw Thread Cartel ===
It's well known that the 'ru hosts all kinds of coal, brimstone, and even (very, very rarely) [[Antimatter|antimatter]], such as '[[Forced memes|ru exclusive]] [[Fisheyejak|variants]] and [[Countrywars|fads]], [[Dust|dusty]] [[Unknown|variant:unknowns]], [[NAS]] content (that somehow gets approved), <s>and even embedded 'p</s> Thankfully, it is all but resolved.
A group of trannies would create drawthreads which devolved into namefagging, NAS, and Soylita OC. This faggotry would spill into the rest of /soy/ until the drawthreads were banished to /incel/ and <s>died off.</s> They're unfortunately back again on /qa/ this time.


=== Drama ===
==== Kuz ====
Everything else is merely a symptom of drama, which is the real ''coal that is killing /soy/''. (Even though everyone enjoys a bit of drama once in a while.)
[[Kuz]], his [[Kolyma Network|Kolyma]] shills, and jackbooted thugs break into innocent soyteens' houses in the middle of the night to beat them up for no reason. They [[Best known for|are considered]] responsible for literally killing /soy/ by ending many teens. <--- even doe this literally never happened (Source: it just didn't, ok?)


=== People complaining about the coal that is killing /soy/ ===
==== Draw Thread Cartel ====
It is occasionally thought that people complaining about the coal that is killing /soy/ are in themselves the coal that is killing /soy/. This was also a common thought upon those from [[B/|/b/]].
A group of trannies would create drawthreads, which devolved into namefagging, NAS, and Soylita OC. This faggotry would spill into the rest of /soy/ until the drawthreads were banished to /incel/, then /qa/, and ultimately died off when shitlita was banned. Occasionally you will see faggots in draw threads, but not at a point where they are unusable.


=== Wordfilter ===
==== Wordfilter ====
{{Main|Wordfilter}}
{{Main|Wordfilter}}
Some wordfilters existed on the Sharty for a long time and didn't cause any disruptions. However, in December 2023, Froot added a Christmas event wordfilter that filtered pretty much all of the [[Soyspeak|words most commonly used by 'teens]].
Some wordfilters existed on the Sharty for a long time and didn't cause any disruptions. However, others can cause disruptions and make talking on the party [[Incomprehensible wojack|incomprehensible]].
* Almost every post on the Sharty is filtered. Sometimes posts become completely [[Nonsense|unintelligible]].
* Almost every post on the Sharty is filtered. Sometimes posts become completely [[Nonsense|unintelligible]].
* All Sharty, wiki and 4chan links are broken.
* Links become broken.
* The wordfilter was enabled for the entire month of December and has fortunately been disabled, [[even though]] it was supposed to be Christmas only.
* Replies can become broken on SoyBooru.


=== Doxing Ban ===
==== Doxing Ban ====
<s>The doxing ban is blamed by 'teens for the faltering PPH. There might be merit to this claim, since there's now one less activity to participate in.</s> Doxing is allowed but still moderated case by case (whenever jannies seethe).
<s>The doxing ban is blamed by 'teens for the faltering PPH. There might be merit to this claim, since there's now one less activity to participate in.</s> Doxing is allowed but still moderated case by case (whenever jannies seethe).
As of September, it is allowed.
As of now, it is allowed.


=== Server Issues ===
==== Server Issues ====
During March of 2024, numerous internal issues were physically making usage of the Sharty difficult, killing /soy/ quickly. This has allegedly been caused by server relocation, a weaker server, and DDoS attacks from 'cord trannies.
During March 2024, numerous internal issues were physically making usage of the Sharty difficult, killing /soy/ quickly. This has allegedly been caused by server relocation, weak server hardware, and DDoS attacks from 'cord trannies.


The Sharty has accumulated dozens of hours of downtime over the course of March, affecting both 'mutt hours and Euro hours. The Booru has also faced downtime and other issues, causing some 'teens to stop interacting with the soysphere during downtime. These outages would sometimes last entire days at a time.
The Sharty has accumulated dozens of hours of downtime over this period, affecting both 'mutt hours and Euro hours. The Booru has also faced downtime and other issues, causing some 'teens to stop interacting with the Soysphere during downtime. These outages would sometimes last entire days at a time.


Since then, the Sharty has been moved to much stronger servers, and the the issues have been cleared up. Outages rarely occur nowadays.  
Since then, the Sharty has been moved to much more capable servers, but still experiences the occasional DDoS attack or downtime.  


==Country Hours==
=== Country Hours ===


===Americans===
==== Americans ====
'''[https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us.html IT'S BURGER HOURS]'''! It's said that quality drops significantly when Americans are awake. This includes [[Jackbox Raiding|raids getting snitched on]], politicoal spamming, and gangnam-style jaks. Just ignore that most of the board-wiping spam happens during European hours or something however youre an obsessed faggit
{{Tip|This happens in the night for euromutts.}}
'''[https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us.html IT'S BURGER HOURS]'''! It's said that quality drops significantly when Americans are awake. This includes [[Jackbox Raiding|raids getting snitched on]], politicoal spamming, and gangnam-style jaks. Just ignore that most of the board-wiping spam happens during European hours or something however <sup>youre an obsessed faggit</sup>




=== Europeans ===
==== Europeans ====
European and Australian hours had a lower activity and fewer jannies to moderate the board. This made /soy/ more susceptible to raids, including NAS coal, tranny threads, Soylita, and even 'P which would not be cleared till American hours. Less users also meant fewer effective raids, missed gets, and gems.
{{Tip|This happens in the night for Amerimutts.}}
European and Australian hours have lower activity and fewer jannies to moderate the board. This makes /soy/ more susceptible to raids, including NAS coal, tranny threads, Soylita, and historically even 'P, which would not be cleared till American hours. Fewer users also mean fewer effective raids, missed gets, and gems.
{{Mutt|kill yourselves you obsessed faggots (or something)}}
{{Mutt|kill yourselves you obsessed faggots (or something)}}


=== Asians ===
==== Asians ====
The deadest hours on the Party where the activity and the amount of jannies are at its anti-peak. For the most part they are very similar to the European hours, but on top of that off-siters usually attempt cattywiping and demoralizing bait thread spam (in conjunction with samefag negrobumping in them). No 'teens should seek for entertainment at this time of the day unless they have an [[Autism|unhealthy obsession with replying to aforementioned bait]]
Asian hours are the deadest hours on the Party, where the activity and the amount of jannies are at their anti-peak. For the most part, they are very similar to the European hours, but on top of that, off-siters usually attempt cattywiping and spamming demoralizing bait thread spam (in conjunction with samefag negrobumping in them). No 'teens should seek entertainment at this time of the day unless they have an [[Autism|unhealthy obsession with replying to the aforementioned bait]].


==Offsiters==
=== Offsiters ===


=== 4chan ===
==== 4chan ====
It is believed that [[trash/|certain]] [[lgbt/|boards]], as revenge for soyjak.party [[GET|stealing their gets]], attempt to coal up the Party by [[GET#1999999_and_2000000_GET|posting their own kind of]] [[Brimstone|"content"]] or by posting [[Demoralization Coal|demoralization coal]] directly to the Sharty. Now after the [[Great Cuckset]] they especially hate the Sharty.
It is believed that [[trash/|certain]] [[lgbt/|boards]], as revenge for soyjak.party [[GET|stealing their gets]], attempt to coal up the Party by [[GET#1999999_and_2000000_GET|posting their own kind of]] [[Brimstone|"content"]] or by posting [[Demoralization Coal|demoralization coal]]on the Sharty. Now, ever since the [[Great Cuckset]], they especially hate the Sharty.


=== Jartyfags ===
==== Jartyfags ====
<s>For most of its existence, [[Jakparty.soy|The Jarty]] has been a dead splinter site comprised of only a small handful of anti-Kolyma extremists who used the site to vent about the state of the Sharty in. However, since [[Froot]]'s administration began, The Jarty has been growing in popularity very quickly, attracting a horde of child porn spammers, fetishists, porn-addicts, groomers, furries, and most of all, trannies, who have been ramping up production in spamming brimstone-tier threads all over the Sharty, including racefetish spam, porn, fetishes, gore, furries, avatar/namefagging, and other cancer in hopes of making the Sharty unusable so that users will move over to their dead splinter site. Jartyniggers can be easily distinguished by their very weird, often sexual obsession for [[Soytan]] and just overall being a coomer, as evidenced by threads on their site discussing grooming/early porn introduction techniques. They also use astroturfing and falseflagging to make themselves appear more genuine.</s> The Jarty has been Acked for awhile now and a complete dnb even before then, but these fags are still here and use /[[nate/]], the [[nushemmy]] or the [[Jassy]] instead.
<s>For most of its existence, [[Jakparty.soy|The Jarty]] has been a dead splinter site, comprised of only a small handful of anti-Kolyma extremists who used the site to vent about the state of the Sharty is in. However, since [[Froot]]'s administration began, The Jarty has been growing in popularity very quickly, attracting a horde of 'p spammers, fetishists, porn-addicts, groomers, furries, and most of all, trannies, who have been ramping up production of brimstone-tier spam threads all over the Sharty, including [[bbc|racefetish]] spam, porn, disgusting fetishes, gore, furries, avatar/namefagging, and other cancer in hopes of making the Sharty so unusable that users will move over to their dead splinter site. Jartyniggers can be easily distinguished by their very weird, often sexual, obsession with [[Soytan]] and overall being a coomer, as evidenced by threads on their site discussing grooming/early porn introduction techniques. They also use astroturfing and falseflagging to make themselves appear more genuine.</s> The Jarty has been Acked for a while now, and a complete DNB even before then, but fags like them are still here, shitting up the site with goonart garbage and other coal. Additionally, the Jarty has a much more pedophilic successor, in which a very prominent namefag was found to be participating in.


=== Failtrolls and Discord ===
==== Failtrolls and Discord ====
{{Main|Discord}}
{{Main|Discord}}
{{Main|Failtroll}}
{{Main|Failtroll}}
{{Tip|Remember to always report posts made by failtrolls and mass-report their discord servers and websites.}}


Since the beginning of the Sharty (and the soyjak era of /qa/), many [[QAfe|Discord groups]] and [[Failtroll|failtrolls]] have existed. These groups and people generally were not very widely known in the beginning, as they attempted to be secret and hidden, although there were jokes commonly posted about "the /qa/ Discord." early on, Soot explicitly banned advertising Discord servers. As these people became more and more brazen and started engaging in illegal activities, more started worrying about them, and they were eventually banned from soyjak.party and later this wiki for hostile behaviour.
Since the beginning of the Sharty (and the soyjak era of /qa/), many [[QAfe|Discord groups]] and [[Failtroll|failtrolls]] have come into existence. These groups and people were generally not very widely known at first, as they sought to remain secret and hidden, although there were jokes commonly posted about "the /qa/ Discord". Early on, Soot explicitly banned advertising Discord servers. As these people became more and more brazen and started engaging in illegal activities, more 'teens started worrying about them. Eventually, they were banned from soyjak.party and, later, this wiki for disruptive behaviour.


Alternatively, others are now paranoid that anything new must be from these groups and start complaining about Discord or Failtrolls (using terms such as "Foodist", "UTTP", "Skibidipedo") even when there is not one behind the post.
Alternatively, others are now paranoid that anything new must be from these groups and will start complaining about Discord or failtrolls (using terms such as "Foodist", "UTTP", "Skibidipedo"), even when there is no one like that behind the post.


Remember to always report posts made by failtrolls and mass-report their discord servers and websites.
=== Consequences of outsiders ===


===Consequences of outsiders===
==== Pedophiles and 'p spam ====
==== Pedophiles and 'p spam ====
[[File:Do not enter.jpg|thumb|Some offsite immigrants tend to not leave their old posting habits behind]]
[[File:Do not enter.jpg|thumb|Some offsite immigrants tend to not leave their old posting habits behind]]
Goes without saying, offsite immigrants who endorse pedophilia and spam [['P]] are actively killing the site.
Goes without saying that offsite immigrants who endorse pedophilia and spam [['P]] are actively killing the site.
For example, during June of 2023, the Sharty experienced multiple DDoS attacks which significantly slowed down site performance. Posts would take 10-20 minutes to go through, causing many posters to keep clicking New Reply and flooding the 'log with duplicate posts. The 'log was spammed with gay tranime porn and frogs. <s>It's unknown who is behind the attacks but most believe it's either The Jarty or da 'cord</s>. Shitskin commiepedotrannies are behind the DDoS attacks. Through extensive research, it has been observed that the usual spam by the discord nigcel trannies (shit dicks, coaly chudjaks from the booru, redditfrogs and 'p) stops every time before a DDoS attack is about to happen. Thankfully the 'p spam has subsidized.
For example, during June 2023, the Sharty experienced multiple DDoS attacks which significantly slowed down site performance. Posts would take 10-20 minutes to go through, causing many 'teens to keep clicking New Reply and flooding the 'log with duplicate posts. The 'log was spammed with gay tranime porn and frogs. <s>It's unknown who is behind the attacks, but most believe it's either The Jarty or da 'cord</s>. Shitskin commiepedotrannies are behind the DDoS attacks. Through extensive research, it has been observed that the usual spam by the Discord nigcel trannies (shit dicks, coaly chudjaks from the booru, redditfrogs, and 'p) stops every time before a DDoS attack is about to happen. Thankfully, the 'p spam has been all but eliminated.


==== Pornposters ====
==== Pornposters ====
<blockquote>''Main article: [[Porn]]''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Main article: [[Porn]]''</blockquote>
Coomer pornposters have often been accused of ruining the Party by spamming NAS and distracting 'teens from producing high-quality soyjaks with pornography. Some have also objected to pornposting on the basis that it is immoral. This is also commonly considered to be one of the main things that killed 4chan's /b/.
Coomer pornposters have often been accused of ruining the Party by spamming NAS and pornography to distract'teens from producing high-quality soyjaks. Some have also objected to pornposting on the basis that it is immoral. This is also commonly considered to be one of the main things that killed 4chan's /b/, which is now full of porn and 'p spam.
 
== The Booru ==
 
{{Main|SoyBooru}}
 
It's well known that the 'ru hosts all kind of coal, brimstone and even (very very rarely) [[Antimatter|antimatter]], such as '[[Forced memes|ru exclusive]] [[Fisheyejak|variants]] and [[Countrywars|fads]], [[Dust|dusty]] [[Unknown|variant:unknowns]], [[NAS]] content (that somehow gets approved), <s>and even embedded 'p</s> Thankfully that is getting solved.


==The Greatest Cancer==
===The Greatest Cancer===


=== (You) ===
==== (You) ====
[[You|(You)]] are all of these combined.{{cn|you just are, ok?!}}
[[You|(You)]] [[Truthnuke|are all of these combined.]]{{cn|you just are, ok?!}}


{{Cancer}}
{{Cancer}}
{{Ratings}}

Latest revision as of 18:01, 20 August 2026

This page is a gem.
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I JUST HAVE TO RUIN THE SOYBOY WOAHJACK WEBSITE WITH MY OFFSITE PEDOFAGGOTRY! PLEASE IT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME!
An artist’s interpretation of the coal that is killing the Party.

Coal that killed the Party or is killing the Party, other than the humorous entries on this page, describes extremely awful and volatile material that rivals even antimatter significantly. The rating commonly refers to failed admins, pedophilic and illegal content, and anything that has caused the death of the Party.

Party killing coal is essentially a "Slowburn" version of Antimatter. The initial effect is, at worst, Vantablack. But the after-effects it produces rival even antimatter. It's essentially mercury, it looks harmless until you slowly get severely poisoned.

Most of the entries that are listed under "Coal that is killing /soy/" in this page are listed for humorous intent (except for pedophilia, failtrolls, discord, soylita and 'p <- (I'd have added trannies to this list as we still hate them but they aren't coaly enough to be rated as this category and the correct rating for them is low quality brimstone o algx).[meds, trannies are absolutely coaly enough to kill the 'arty, but more in a cultural way rather than the getting the site banned though]

The coal that is killing /soy/[edit | edit source]

The coal that is killing /soy/ is a commonly implied talking point discussed by many soyteens. This is referred to the decline in quality of posts on /soy/.

>even doe this section is copied from ED

Main Culprits[edit | edit source]

Juice

Cancer[edit | edit source]

'Teens are dying of cancer.

AIDS[edit | edit source]

'Teens are dying of AIDS.

Trannies[edit | edit source]

Disregard everything else below. The answer is transsexuals >even doe most of these entries fit into the tranny group.

Forced memes[edit | edit source]

Main article: Forced meme

Forced memes are memes that instead of gaining popularity naturally, are instead made popular by artificial spam from one person or a few people. Forced memes are almost universally hated, as a meme being forced is a guarantee for it to be coal. The term is now mostly an empty slur to call any media you don't like. Most forced memes are FotM troonslop garbage and nuvariants.

Bait[edit | edit source]

Main article: bait

While bait can sometimes be funny, it can result in lower post quality and less gemmy threads, as bait gets bumped to the very top and actual good threads get sunk in the log. People will sometimes make goonart, porn, and post awful garbage to "bait the nusois" into lowering post quality, and causes the userbase to get worse.

Lack of Originality[edit | edit source]

Main article: List of common threads

Posted it again award

Threads or posts that lack originality. Makes almost every post on the log look the same. Unoriginal threads include:

  • Classic American/Euro hours
  • Neutralplier threads
  • What are your fetishes
  • "Just shut it down" bait

Drama[edit | edit source]

Everything else is merely a symptom of drama, which is the real coal that is killing /soy/. (Even though everyone enjoys a bit of drama once in a while.) While it can sometimes be entertaining, other times it causes division and can ruin the log.

People complaining about the coal that is killing /soy/[edit | edit source]

Main article: Metawhining

It is occasionally thought that people complaining about the coal that is killing /soy/ are in themselves the coal that is killing /soy/. An example is people shitting up the log with how the old sharty was better while larping as Oldbraps and not contributing anything useful. This was also a common thought among those from /b/.

Namefags from 'ru and schlog.[edit | edit source]

Country wars, penis color wars, and der 'cord are all niggerstone snca party killing coal caused by namefags mostly from the 'ru(since schlog is deleted (even THOUGH schlogtrannies moved to another site after their shit site was sold then shut down)). The snca drama spills out onto other boards /soy/ or offsite (xitter), and makes the sharty look like the city of 'p ev&oe it's just a handful of 'corders shitflinging. Most 'ru namefags are often gegbvlls themselves and easy to find information off of since they are retarded. Ev&oe old namefags get banned, nusois will take xheir place being even more retarded and 'p hungry than the last.

Other Culprits[edit | edit source]

Neutralfag and formerly, "soylita" tranny spam[edit | edit source]

Insufferable faggots and literal transgenders love flooding the catalog with the same heckin' hilarious images of Soylita and neutral Markiplier Soyjak, killing actually funny threads while also spamming vantablack niggerald spam that is either incomprehensible niggerspeak or bland, repetitive faggotry usually done by making awful edits of them to resemble characters from forced troonslop. Make sure to sage the threads when replying. Do not reply to them. Shitlita is banned, but Neutralfags are still here.

See: Red

The Booru[edit | edit source]

Main article: SoyBooru

It's well known that the 'ru hosts all kinds of coal, brimstone, and even (very, very rarely) antimatter, such as 'ru exclusive variants and fads, dusty variant:unknowns, NAS content (that somehow gets approved), and even embedded 'p Thankfully, it is all but resolved.

Kuz[edit | edit source]

Kuz, his Kolyma shills, and jackbooted thugs break into innocent soyteens' houses in the middle of the night to beat them up for no reason. They are considered responsible for literally killing /soy/ by ending many teens. <--- even doe this literally never happened (Source: it just didn't, ok?)

Draw Thread Cartel[edit | edit source]

A group of trannies would create drawthreads, which devolved into namefagging, NAS, and Soylita OC. This faggotry would spill into the rest of /soy/ until the drawthreads were banished to /incel/, then /qa/, and ultimately died off when shitlita was banned. Occasionally you will see faggots in draw threads, but not at a point where they are unusable.

Wordfilter[edit | edit source]

Main article: Wordfilter

Some wordfilters existed on the Sharty for a long time and didn't cause any disruptions. However, others can cause disruptions and make talking on the party incomprehensible.

  • Almost every post on the Sharty is filtered. Sometimes posts become completely unintelligible.
  • Links become broken.
  • Replies can become broken on SoyBooru.

Doxing Ban[edit | edit source]

The doxing ban is blamed by 'teens for the faltering PPH. There might be merit to this claim, since there's now one less activity to participate in. Doxing is allowed but still moderated case by case (whenever jannies seethe). As of now, it is allowed.

Server Issues[edit | edit source]

During March 2024, numerous internal issues were physically making usage of the Sharty difficult, killing /soy/ quickly. This has allegedly been caused by server relocation, weak server hardware, and DDoS attacks from 'cord trannies.

The Sharty has accumulated dozens of hours of downtime over this period, affecting both 'mutt hours and Euro hours. The Booru has also faced downtime and other issues, causing some 'teens to stop interacting with the Soysphere during downtime. These outages would sometimes last entire days at a time.

Since then, the Sharty has been moved to much more capable servers, but still experiences the occasional DDoS attack or downtime.

Country Hours[edit | edit source]

Americans[edit | edit source]

This happens in the night for euromutts.

IT'S BURGER HOURS! It's said that quality drops significantly when Americans are awake. This includes raids getting snitched on, politicoal spamming, and gangnam-style jaks. Just ignore that most of the board-wiping spam happens during European hours or something however youre an obsessed faggit


Europeans[edit | edit source]

This happens in the night for Amerimutts.

European and Australian hours have lower activity and fewer jannies to moderate the board. This makes /soy/ more susceptible to raids, including NAS coal, tranny threads, Soylita, and historically even 'P, which would not be cleared till American hours. Fewer users also mean fewer effective raids, missed gets, and gems.

>kill yourselves you obsessed faggots (or something)

Asians[edit | edit source]

Asian hours are the deadest hours on the Party, where the activity and the amount of jannies are at their anti-peak. For the most part, they are very similar to the European hours, but on top of that, off-siters usually attempt cattywiping and spamming demoralizing bait thread spam (in conjunction with samefag negrobumping in them). No 'teens should seek entertainment at this time of the day unless they have an unhealthy obsession with replying to the aforementioned bait.

Offsiters[edit | edit source]

4chan[edit | edit source]

It is believed that certain boards, as revenge for soyjak.party stealing their gets, attempt to coal up the Party by posting their own kind of "content" or by posting demoralization coalon the Sharty. Now, ever since the Great Cuckset, they especially hate the Sharty.

Jartyfags[edit | edit source]

For most of its existence, The Jarty has been a dead splinter site, comprised of only a small handful of anti-Kolyma extremists who used the site to vent about the state of the Sharty is in. However, since Froot's administration began, The Jarty has been growing in popularity very quickly, attracting a horde of 'p spammers, fetishists, porn-addicts, groomers, furries, and most of all, trannies, who have been ramping up production of brimstone-tier spam threads all over the Sharty, including racefetish spam, porn, disgusting fetishes, gore, furries, avatar/namefagging, and other cancer in hopes of making the Sharty so unusable that users will move over to their dead splinter site. Jartyniggers can be easily distinguished by their very weird, often sexual, obsession with Soytan and overall being a coomer, as evidenced by threads on their site discussing grooming/early porn introduction techniques. They also use astroturfing and falseflagging to make themselves appear more genuine. The Jarty has been Acked for a while now, and a complete DNB even before then, but fags like them are still here, shitting up the site with goonart garbage and other coal. Additionally, the Jarty has a much more pedophilic successor, in which a very prominent namefag was found to be participating in.

Failtrolls and Discord[edit | edit source]

Main article: Discord

Main article: Failtroll

Remember to always report posts made by failtrolls and mass-report their discord servers and websites.

Since the beginning of the Sharty (and the soyjak era of /qa/), many Discord groups and failtrolls have come into existence. These groups and people were generally not very widely known at first, as they sought to remain secret and hidden, although there were jokes commonly posted about "the /qa/ Discord". Early on, Soot explicitly banned advertising Discord servers. As these people became more and more brazen and started engaging in illegal activities, more 'teens started worrying about them. Eventually, they were banned from soyjak.party and, later, this wiki for disruptive behaviour.

Alternatively, others are now paranoid that anything new must be from these groups and will start complaining about Discord or failtrolls (using terms such as "Foodist", "UTTP", "Skibidipedo"), even when there is no one like that behind the post.

Consequences of outsiders[edit | edit source]

Pedophiles and 'p spam[edit | edit source]

Some offsite immigrants tend to not leave their old posting habits behind

Goes without saying that offsite immigrants who endorse pedophilia and spam 'P are actively killing the site. For example, during June 2023, the Sharty experienced multiple DDoS attacks which significantly slowed down site performance. Posts would take 10-20 minutes to go through, causing many 'teens to keep clicking New Reply and flooding the 'log with duplicate posts. The 'log was spammed with gay tranime porn and frogs. It's unknown who is behind the attacks, but most believe it's either The Jarty or da 'cord. Shitskin commiepedotrannies are behind the DDoS attacks. Through extensive research, it has been observed that the usual spam by the Discord nigcel trannies (shit dicks, coaly chudjaks from the booru, redditfrogs, and 'p) stops every time before a DDoS attack is about to happen. Thankfully, the 'p spam has been all but eliminated.

Pornposters[edit | edit source]

Main article: Porn

Coomer pornposters have often been accused of ruining the Party by spamming NAS and pornography to distract'teens from producing high-quality soyjaks. Some have also objected to pornposting on the basis that it is immoral. This is also commonly considered to be one of the main things that killed 4chan's /b/, which is now full of porn and 'p spam.

The Greatest Cancer[edit | edit source]

(You)[edit | edit source]

(You) are all of these combined.[you just are, ok?!]

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