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A lot of failtrolls are disturbing criminals

Some actions taken by them are not in accordance with the law.
They should not be replicated nor condoned.
You VILL NOT add a list of notable failtrolls, as they want attention and the 'ki has an unwritten rule about listing groups that being a member of gets you permabanned for Rule 3 on the sharty.
Not all failtrolls are foodists, but these two usually overlap. All foodists are failtrolls doe.

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Failtrolls are unfunny wannabe trolls that fail to make people laugh; instead relying on brimstone, antimatter or sometimes downright illegal activity like spamming 'p to achieve their "trolling".

To the surprise of absolutely nobody, most failtrolls on the sharty come from da 'cord.

How to spot a failtroll

Most of the time, a failtroll can be separated from real trolls if they do any of the following:

  • They call you "safe edgy" for disliking 'P despite yourself most likely being an antisemitic transphobic racist (by modern internet standards classifies you as a heckin biggoat)
  • Their "trolling" fails to make people laugh (this is the most important aspect of a failtroll) rather they do it for shock value and attention
  • They use the same old joke that became unfunny 1-3 years ago (e.g. JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY)
  • Groom kids into cutting themselves
  • Hate the sharty because they don't like their heckin' based and redpilled 'p spam o algo
  • Post baby monkey torture content (remember that this content is of questionable legality or outright illegal in most countries)
  • Post The Coffin of Andy and Leyley and unironically call it a "gem"
  • Show porn to people under 18
  • They themselves become the gegbull
  • Being a pedophile (bonus points if they have 'p, even more bonus points if they distribute said 'p, paycheck if they draw 'P, overtime paycheck if they film 'P of real children)
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