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*Jokes about [[Jew|Netanyahu]], or [[Israel]] jokes in general, because joking about da joos is [[Chudjak|anti semantic]], [[or whatever]] that means. Note that 9[[67|6.7]]% of these jokes don't specifically name jews because actual honest to soyience antisemitism is bad (e.g. calling anything that reminds of jewish tendencies "spiritually israeli")
*Jokes about [[Jew|Netanyahu]], or [[Israel]] jokes in general, because joking about da joos is [[Chudjak|anti semantic]], [[or whatever]] that means. Note that 9[[67|6.7]]% of these jokes don't specifically name jews because actual honest to soyience antisemitism is bad (e.g. calling anything that reminds of jewish tendencies "spiritually israeli")
*Jokes about using fake slurs like "Clanker" because they're [[Fact|too afraid and lefty-brained to say real slurs]]
*Jokes about using fake slurs like "Clanker" because they're [[Fact|too afraid and lefty-brained to say real slurs]]
*Calling things Reddit on things that are the literal complete opposite of Reddit


==Examples of safe edgy media==
==Examples of safe edgy media==

Revision as of 12:08, 19 May 2026

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Safe edgy (nowadays also called dark woke) jokes are the fruit of a type of forced humor characteristic of the views of trannies and leftist soyboys who want to be "edgy" but fail doing so because it's designed not to offend anyone they deem wholesome, such as le heckin' PoCerinos. Most people that find safe edgy jokes funny are Reddit or Twitter users.

The term safe edgy is also used by pedophiles and foodists to refer to anything that's not 'P or BMT.

Common tropes of safe edgy humor

  • Jokes about specific varieties of Aryans, most notably the British and French
    • Tired or unoriginal jokes, such as British people having poor dental health or bad cuisine, or French people smelling bad and being arrogant.
    • These also often involve simply saying these countries (almost always Britain or France because whites are le bad, goyim) are le bad without any reasons like the ones listed above
  • Jokes about not showering and not bathing
  • "Gross = funny" jokes, relying solely on infantile bathroom humor
  • Porn addiction jokes
    • Unfunny "humor" only 13-year-olds find funny, such as PENIS/VAGINA jokes. Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss are notable examples of this. Can be used for EPI.
    • Incest jokes such as the "sister stuck in a sexual position" trope, "stepmom/stepbro/stepsis" jokes, and "Sweet Home Alabama"
    • Jokes about femboys (such as thigh high jokes, or ones about "cracking" your friends)
  • "random/loud = funny" jokes, that are solely based on being le quirky
  • Jokes about various crimes, such as:
    • Cannibalism (specifically the ones about eating kids)
    • Kids in the basement jokes
    • Committing war crimes
    • Tax evasion
    • Manslaughter
    • Arson
    • Beating up the homeless
    • Typically accompanied by a time period, for example "I committed several war crimes in the state of Ohio from 2001 to 2007". This is often paired with mentioning some random obscure location.
    • Drunk driving
    • "Threatening" jokes, such as "there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox" or "I am rapidly approaching your location"
    • Jokes about killing billionaires/landlords/CEOs/ICE agents/the heckin evil chuds/random right-wing people that are only relevant on xitter (usually made by reddit commie troons)
  • Jokes about mocking people who have a job and being unemployed.
    • Jokes about being scared of, or about other people being scared of, job applications
    • Censoring the word "job"
  • Jokes about gambling
  • Jokes about how hecking racist or homophobic they are, despite never saying nigger, faggot, tranny, and otherwise.
    • Saying those words but only if you're part of the group those words are targeting and then getting mad at the heckin chudcels for using those words
  • Joking about the death of Charlie Kirk, but seething whenever someone jokes about George Floyd (or literally any other death or event)
  • Jokes about Balkan or ex-Yugoslav countries and war crimes, such as Balkan countries being ultranationalist and having broken English, because for some reason making fun of ESL third-worlders is only le good when they're white.
  • Jokes about how they equally hate everyone and that they're not a racist (only to sperg out when encountering racial slurs or anything directed at jews)
  • Jokes about Netanyahu, or Israel jokes in general, because joking about da joos is anti semantic, or whatever that means. Note that 96.7% of these jokes don't specifically name jews because actual honest to soyience antisemitism is bad (e.g. calling anything that reminds of jewish tendencies "spiritually israeli")
  • Jokes about using fake slurs like "Clanker" because they're too afraid and lefty-brained to say real slurs
  • Calling things Reddit on things that are the literal complete opposite of Reddit

Examples of safe edgy media

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