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<s>A wonderful thing to take pictures of beautiful scenery and nature 😌</s>  
<s>A wonderful thing to take pictures of beautiful scenery and nature 😌</s>  


A camera <s>can also be used to</s> is used to track you. Motherfucking track you. I mean, everywhere I go they have cameras. When I went to school, they had cameras in every fucking classroom. God. And now I go to the park, I sometimes a see a camera in the corner of my eye, and it just so happens to disappear EVERY TIME I look directly at the camera it disappears. And when I look back it is there again. Same with the robots I see at work. They look at me, and when I look in their direction, they are not actually looking at me. But as soon as I look away, they look back. I swear, are these even real people.m? Fuck this, I'm questioning my reality and everything around this. Help.
A camera <s>can also be used to</s> is used to track you. Motherfucking track you. I mean, everywhere I go they have cameras. When I went to school, they had cameras in every fucking classroom. God. And now I go to the park, I sometimes a see a camera in the corner of my eye, and it just so happens to disappear EVERY TIME I look directly at the camera it disappears. When I wanna take my girlfriend to somewhere and to fuck her, I see it is not possible because there is a fucking camera. And when I look back it is there again. Same with the robots I see at work. They look at me, and when I look in their direction, they are not actually looking at me. But as soon as I look away, they look back. I swear, are these even real people.m? Fuck this, I'm questioning my reality and everything around this. Help.
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A camera can be:

A wonderful thing to take pictures of beautiful scenery and nature 😌

A camera can also be used to is used to track you. Motherfucking track you. I mean, everywhere I go they have cameras. When I went to school, they had cameras in every fucking classroom. God. And now I go to the park, I sometimes a see a camera in the corner of my eye, and it just so happens to disappear EVERY TIME I look directly at the camera it disappears. When I wanna take my girlfriend to somewhere and to fuck her, I see it is not possible because there is a fucking camera. And when I look back it is there again. Same with the robots I see at work. They look at me, and when I look in their direction, they are not actually looking at me. But as soon as I look away, they look back. I swear, are these even real people.m? Fuck this, I'm questioning my reality and everything around this. Help.

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