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Giggly Goonclown
They should not be replicated nor condoned.
Orion Grant Passmore, known online as Giggly Goonclown, is a depraved homosexual, autogynephile, pedophile, zoophile, negrophile, coulrophile, eproctophile, diaperist, "gooner", and rapist of children, dogs, and family members. He is one of the worst people to come in contact with the Sharty (on par with Jeffrey Epstein who indirectly caused it to be created), and has been the subject of countless raids, feddings, reports, and bans. He is one of the worst people on Earth, and has thus been banished to Niggerhell by the soldiers of Allah and Jesus never to be seen again.
Evidence of pedophilia and general depravity
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Personal life
Orion Grant Passmore was sadly born crawled out from the pits of Niggerhell on May 13, 2002.[1] His mother is an alcoholic, his father is a homeless crack addict, and neither are or ever were present in his life. This dogshit upbringing is one of the many reasons young Orion became the creature he is today, as childhood trauma can lead to porn addiction and the development of paraphilias.[2]
He was molested by a drunk 40-year-old babysitter, adding to the mountain of possible reasons for his fractured psyche, and possibly causing him to troon out as early as 14. His social media of choice is 𝕏, where he had posted a number of videos of himself "gooning" before his account's inevitable takedown. Otherwise, little is known about Orion's "normal", or rather, his public life. He graduated in 2024 from Pima community college, where he studied ecology or environmental science.[3]
You WILL send the police to Orion's home, which is located at 402 E Camino Lomas, Tucson, AZ 85704, as he IS in possession of child sexual abuse material. You WILL have Qurans, books of Mormon, and Bibles[knowing what this nigger does, please don’t send the word of God to xim, it WILL be desecrated] sent to his home. Please leave him 'jaks, as he absolutely loves them!
Judging from the recently uncovered 2026 footage of Orion, it is shown that he has gained weight and dyed his hair black.[4] These changes in appearance are likely due to the extreme stress of being exposed as a massive degenerate faggot, and for the purposes of concealing his identity to prevent possible public attacks, arrests, or his hopeful murder.
The future of Orion is bleak, and that's a good thing.
Gooning life
Orion went by many 𝕏 handles, including @AlmondMilkOMG, @CringeGodGiggly, @GigglyGoonClown, and @SillyGayClown. He has admitted to only being aroused by 'P, and he has a humiliation fetish, having recorded himself masturbating to laughing clown track and fart noises, fellating a rainbow dildo, and fucking a McChicken or something. He had garnered a large following on 𝕏 by retweeting autism fetish content and Islamic porn. He once drew himself farting on his followers, and he has also begged them to donate to his Cashapp with "SEND ME MONEY STUPID CUCKS." This was accompanied by a photo of him flipping off the camera from behind, showing his bare asscheeks and his balls dangling down, alongside his rainbow clown pants dropped around his ankles.
He used Discord and 𝕏 to groom minors. On Discord, he would contact others to get a hold of 'P via Telegram and Matrix. He used multiple Telegram accounts, the most recent of which being the now-terminated Slaanesh, to access group chats filled with zoo porn.
Goonclown was also sexually obsessed with cheese, editing cartoon cheese icons on top of pornography. In the Discord leaks, he even displayed post-nut clarity after accidentally overwriting his favorite R34 of Amy Rose from Sonic. He was unable to find the unedited image after this, leaving it "permanently cheesed".
| > | i am addicted to censoring icky vaginas with clip art of stinky cheese!!! stinky cheese is so much sexier than pussy and whenever i see a cartoon stinky cheese covering a pussy i feel so much safer💕🧀please censor all vaginas with clip art of stinky cheese! | < |
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He deleted his 𝕏 account after becoming aware of his dox. This has most likely not prevented people previously unrelated to the situation (employers, curious normies, etc.) from finding out about his behavior.
Notably, there was a file named "SNIFFFFF.jpg." on his desktop.
If there's one thing you should take away from this, it's that you should NEVER. FUCKING. GOON.
Relationship with the Sharty
The beginning
His 𝕏 account was posted in a thread, leading a few soyteens to discover most of his content, but not fully understanding the true depths of his horrid depravity. A dox thread was created, but was moved to /incel/ and later abandoned. A new thread was created on August 1st, 2023, exposing him as a pedophile who admitted to possessing over 500 GB of child pornography, sodomizing his dog, and wanting to rape his homeless crack-addicted father, his 7-year old niece, and his 76-year-old grandmother.[1]
This was more than enough for 'teens to come together and find all of his personal information and report him to the police multiple times, which, as of writing, has NOT resulted in an arrest. A soyteen made a 'jak of his profile picture, which made its way to him and was altered by removing the stubble and sexualizing it, degrading it to absolute niggerhell brimstone previously unheard of.
Somephono claiming to be Goonclown did an AMA on the Sharty on August 1st, 2023,[5] but was later confirmed to be a fraud.
The thread
A thread with the title "GOONCLOWN LOST" and a full dox of Giggly Goonclown was posted on /raid/ on August 1st, 2023, after OP had hacked into Goonclown's Discord account and other socials, leaking all his personal info and private DMs. It amassed 2100 replies, an unusual amount for soyjak.party's /raid/ board, the activity of which is typically measured in posts per day rather than posts per second for /soy/ and posts per hour for most other boards.
The thread was then moved to /soy/, where it amassed over 5700 replies and over 1400 images - the world record for the largest non-botted thread ever on an altchan, and in the history of chans entirely.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?][6] It eventually expired due to inactivity and a catty wipe.
The thread is quite long, so here is a summarized version: https://archive.today/Vxpug
After more than a week of silence, Goonclown made an announcement on his Discord server, insisting that he is innocent and that his leaked messages are merely "ageplay" taken out of context by evil far-right pissbaby chudcels.
Connections
Main article: Goongate
Giggly Goonclown is not alone - in fact, he has multiple connections with high-ranking troons, including Chris "the Meme God" Tyson, F1NN5TER and Jean "Ella" Hollywood,[7] leading to some calling Orion "Jeffrey Troonstein".
Multiple 'teens attempted to spread the story to anti-troon news outlets and commentators. They also posted a thread on /tttt/ about it, but all the trannies started jerking off to Jean and arguing amongst themselves.[8]
Additionally, there has been a 4chan thread on /r9k/, in which someone believed to be Goonclown talked about committing suicide because their fetishes and "porn-viewing habits" were exposed to the world. When probed further about it, they replied: "loli and beastiality were both viewed"; "My life is officially over."[9] This post's authenticity was never confirmed thoughever.
Later in 2024, a Tucsonan 'teen named soyjak88 taped 'jaks in front of Goonclown's house. He also had a "vote Kamala" sign outside.[10] This is surprising to approximately nobody.
In January 19, 2025, 3 Kiwis rolled up to Goonclown's house with a GoPro and asked to interview him, to which he responded by hiding indoors and screaming at them to leave. This was uploaded to Kiwifarms in August that year.[11] Goonclown's car had a boykisser bumper sticker, and another that read "your son calls me mommy". His car is a white Toyota Camry, license plate BMP2128.
A year later in January 9th 2026, a group of 3-5 soyteens (allegedly 10) showed up at his house to confront Goonclown, but they were met with his grandma, to whom they handed a flyer warning her about her grandson's antics. The group also filmed him from outside the house, revealing that he became overweight and dyed his hair black.[12]
It has been theorized by many 'teens that Goonclown deliberately changed his appearance as much as possible to avoid being recognized, to satisfy a fetish, or due to degrading mental health.
Reception outside the Sharty
On the 16th of August, Youtuber Lanza released a video about Goonclown. On August 19, DeadwingDork hosted a livestream in which he went over the Goonclown leaks. Turkey Tom's video was released a week and a half later on August 30, with comments from popular JewTubers, like Wendigoon and Shoe0nHead.
Dox
Social Media Accounts
- Aliases: AlmondMilkOMG, CringeGodGiggly, GigglyGoonClown, SillyGayClown
- Name: Orion Grant Passmore
- Date of Birth: May 13, 2002 (24 years old)
- Sex:
- Address: 402 E Camino Lomas, Tucson, AZ 85704
- Nationality: Amerimutt
- Email(s):
- oriongrantp@gmail.com
- kingdekulink@gmail.com
- redbutalsoemail@gmail.com
- ilovestrokingtoponies@gmail.com
- Phono(s):
- +1 (520) 260-4473[unverified]
- +1 (520) 585-3886[unverified]
Auxiliary Information
- Passwords:
moomoo567,mommy2013,piMxv420 - Discord chat logs: NSFL https://files.catbox.moe/1y159f.7z
Gallery
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Goonclown as troonjak
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Goonclown, hanging
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Goonclown shouting out the Sharty - the poster image of the fake AMA. A 'teen claiming to be the hacker later said that he promised to give Goonclown his Discord account back if he made this video
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He lost
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Another Sharty victory
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Kiwis try to interview him
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Soyteens raid his house
| > | We knew the Sharty would not be the same. A few 'teens gegged. Some malded. Most were neutral. I remembered the line from the Unabomber's manifesto, Industrial Society and its Future. Uncle Ted is trying to persuade the reader that unrestrained technological growth has caused irreparable harm to the collective human psyche, and says, "The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race." I suppose we all thought that, one way or the other. | < |
| Bernd Soypenheimer | ||
Notes
- ↑ Expressed the desire to rape his father, niece, and grandmother.
Snopes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://archive.today/56rxk
- ↑ https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0047235222001015
- ↑
https://www.pima.edu/student-resources/graduation/docs/commencement-program-2024.pdf[dead] - ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/page-105
- ↑ https://archive.today/8MmaM
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230810012828/https://soychan.org/soy/thread/4224973.html (Archived)
- ↑ https://archive.today/ZFXzV
- ↑ https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/32257754; https://archive.today/TIm2g (backup)
- ↑ https://archive.today/izFya
- ↑ https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/giggly-goonclown.1129/post-176154
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/post-22301019
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/page-105
