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SNCA:Plants vs Zombies
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Plants vs. Zombies or PvZ is an oldfag gemmy tower defence game made in 2009 and was popular throughout the 2010s and got many sequels and spin-offs. The game is centered around (you) being given cartoon plants by your mentally ill neighbor Crazy Dave to plant on your lawn to fight off hordes of zombies (also drawn in a cartoony artstyle to appeal to cacas and other individuals) to prevent them from eating your brains. The game ends with (you) fighting the zombie leader Dr. Zomboss inside his giant zombot and the Sunflower singing the hyperborean anthem.
The game was made in 2009 by PopCap games which made other titles (which were all oldfag SNCA but also really gemmy nonetheless) such as Chuzzle, Peggle and Bejeweled (a game literally about matching gems).
Though, PopCap did start out by making porn games🔒 [2]
The company was bought out by (((EA))) (Full name: Electronic Antimatter) in 2011
The series peaked in popularity in the mid 2010s with them making gemeralds such as Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare, an aryan hero shooter that to this day BTFO Overwatch. Sadly, with the company run by EA, they quickly realized they were not making enough money by making gems and thus devolved all future games and updates into brimstone slop and locked Plants vs. Zombies 3 in a permanent development hell cycle of fucking up the game in different ways because SlopCap fired everyphono who knew how to make a game.
To make matters worse the fandom, like many before became troonified. As a result, it consists of grumbling oldfags like Creeps20 or Hey1mJay screaming into the void, Redditors who think that #savegw2 2099 will bring us GW3, hackers obsessed with either ruining Garden Warfare 2’s PC servers or improving the pre-existing games
and gooners who :transheart: making brimstone art of Solar Flare being blacked by zombies. Thus turning the game into troonslop.
The Comics[edit | edit source]
Plants vs. Zombies released a comic series as well. It is mostly SNCA side-stories in the pvz universe with some pretty gemmy early ones. Unfortunately, like the games it eventually devolved into low quality snca brim. It follows the adventures of Nate Timely (OOOYYYYY IT'S NATE HIGGERS) and Patrice Blazing with Crazy Dave as they stop Dr. Zomboss' plans to steal the brains of Neighborville normally through some comically absurd plan like reviving Dinosaurs, creating a circus to lure unsuspecting citizens in and trapping them, going underground and building hydraulics to drag the city beneath the earth or ruining Halloween. The author of these comics (some literal who named Paul Tobin) has a foot fetish and loves projecting his fetish onto Zomboss in the newest volumes and takes up most of the humour. The artist of most of the comics; Ron Chan is also supportive of trannies🔒however all volumes after he left were pretty brimstone.
Other Games[edit | edit source]
Plants vs. Zomnies has many other games that range from gems that saved Suburbia to mobileslop dust that nophono plays.
Plants vs. Zombies: Adventures[edit | edit source]
THIS GAME NEVER EXISTED YOU VVILL NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER
(If you must know it was a SNCA pvz-themed farm simulator/data-mining game that was available on Facebook from 2013-2014 when they JSID. It technically predated PvZ2.)
Plants vs. Zombies 2[edit | edit source]
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Released in 2013 and is the official sequel to the game. In it, Crazy Dave goes on a journey through time to eat a taco again because he’s a fatass o algo. Obsessed brimstone gringo Dr. Zomboss of course chased him. It was criticised for multiple reasons including having microtransactions and only being available on mobile but in general was a pretty gemmy successor to the original. The game contains over 11 areas that were added over time:
- Ancient Egypt
- Pirate Seas (Golden Age of Piracy)
- Wild West
- Far Future
- Dark Ages
- Big Wave Beach (1960s)
- Frostbite Caves (Ice Age)
- Lost City (Fauci knows)
- Neon Mixtape Tour (1980s)
- Jurassic Marsh (Dinosaurs)
- Modern Day
However the coal that killed the game was the fact it is live service slop and kept adding useless nigger features such as fake multiplayer and a levelling system that nophono asked for. The coal hit the fan when they outsourced the game to slingshot who jeeted up the game to the point its unplayable
This game is best known for having the biggest fan game and modding scene which birthed aryan gems like Altverz and Eclise (The creator of the latter, Goodpea2 is also a racist chud btw if that matters🗝️ you can make pvztroons leak by saying it saved pvz2). Reflourished
While this game is not available on PC, you can still play it on an emulator like Bluestacks.
Plants vs. Zombies 2 (Chinese Edition)[edit | edit source]
Plants vs. Zombies 2 also has an official version that's exclusive to China owned by Talkweb Games
This game is completely different to the amerimutt-developed international version having a lot more content l and having to unlock most plants via gambling. (Better than having to pay real money like a capitalist pig, huòzhě shénme). At launch it was worse than the international release however it improved ever since the game was bought from PopCap Shanghai. There were many other Chinese games like PvZ1: Endless Edition, PvZ1: Social Edition, PvZ Online and PvZ: All Stars but they all JSID just before or during the Talkweb aquisition. Plants vs. Zombies 2: China has several exclusive worlds:
- KongFu World (Ancient China)
- Sky City (Some war, likely World War 2)
- Steam Ages (Industrial Revolution, >just like muh heckin Reflourished mod (2C did it first albeit admittedly lower quality)
- Renaissance Age
- Heian Age
- Underwater World (Sky City but underwater and you plant in the middle)
- Moon Base Z (Upcoming, this one is based on a Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2 map.)
Tiananmen Square (Based off of 1989)USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
International devs never cared to add any of the exclusive content because they are SLFs. However ev&doe you are not in China, (you) can play this game yourself.
How to download (for iToddlers)[edit | edit source]
Ironically enough, this is easier than Android as it doesn't require any ID.
- Simply change your apple account region. To do this go to Settings, tap your name, then media and purchases, "view account" then change your country/region then select China
- When done, go to the app store and search "植物大战僵尸2" in the search and it should come up. Then download it.
- After it's downloaded, you can change your region back if you want so the CCP will stop datamining you.
How to download (for Android/EmulatorGODs)[edit | edit source]
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Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare[edit | edit source]
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Plants vs. Zombies GardARYAN Warfare (aka PvZ GW) is a third person shooter adaptation of Plants vs. Zombies released in 2014. It was so gemmy as it birthed it’s own line of games. The game included 4 classes on each side
Plants[edit | edit source]
- Peashooter - Basically demoman if he was a no-skill cheese class
- Chomper - Shitty melee “stealth” class that encourgaes the player to ack themselves to insta-kill one player. Pretty geggy he got xis gender changed to female in future titles technically making him a tranny.
- Sunflower - Medic class. Also OMGSISA
- Cactus - Snipe-ARYAN class
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- Foot Soldier - Another cheesy class except this time a spray and pray
- Engineer - Support class that is designed specifically to counter chomper and to assist zombies with getting to objective zones
- Scientist - Sunflower if xhe could actually get kills
- All-Star - Tank class based off the Football Zombie from the first time that literally uses DNBs as bombs (OOOOYYYYY)
This game has many variants for the different classes that the player unlocks through gambling sticker packs. These are essentially characters that are the same as their base class except they have an extra gimmick added to their primary weapon or stats. They also have a different appearance. This game was updated throughout 2014 before they started working on Garden Warfare 2.
Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2[edit | edit source]
The sequel to Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare (duh) released in 2016. It includes a fuck ton of new content, including everything from the first game (except for the literal who promotional variants) and focused on adding new stuff that improved the game rather than removing and changing shit for the sake of it making it one of the few times where a sequel is directly superior to to it’s predecessor.
The lore (oh my heckin worldbuildingerino) involves Dr. Zomboss colonising Suburbia and turning it into his decaying zombie uptopia called Zomburbia and the plants must fight back to reclaim it.
The game has made multiple major additions to gameplay including
- Adding an open world hub region to replace the main menu that is also full of minigames and a story mode.
- Adding Graveyard Ops and Herbal Assault where the plants attack instead of the zombies.
- Added (((gnomes))) as a neutralGOD class between the plants and zombies that are implied to be the trve villains of the franchise and are wealthy time gods that oversee everything and
totally NOT a metaphor for da joos.They are also key to unlocking some of the most powerful characters in the game. - Added 6 new classes (2 more after the beast of an update that is the Trials of Gnomus DLC)
Nu Plants[edit | edit source]
- Citron - Orange bounty hunter tank from the future that exists to counter Z-Mechs. Also best known for rolling away from fights in a ball like a pussy
- Rose -
SISARose sorceress from the past that is the plant version of the engineer. She used to be the most poweful class in the game but was BTFO by the Graveyard Variety update essentially making her brimmt (geg) - Kernel Corn - A chuddy corn cob with dual miniguns. In case one cheese class wasn’t enough here’s another except spray and pray like foot soldier.
- Torchwood - Absolute beast of a plant that is only unlocked through beating the trials of gnomus because he locked him up there for being a leaky giga o algo (or you could just throw a few shekels to EA for it if you’re a SLF)
Nu Zombies[edit | edit source]
- Imp - Low health run and gun class that can also transform into a Z-Mech as one of his abilities and become an absolute beast for a minute.
- Super Brainz - Yet another low effort class. This time it’s a “melee” class that is able to fly around and beat plants to death.
- Captain Deadbeard - Pirate zombie that is the zombie’s sniper class. Best known for stealing engineer’s drone ability.
- Hovergoat 3000 - The zombie trials of gnomus zombie except this time it’s a literal who that nophono plays. PopCap just put a zombie goat on a hoverboard and gave him a few support abilities and said “this will be a gemmy class” because they weren’t keyed enough to make a playable gargantuar.
This game was considered by most to be the absolute peak of the franchise, even more than Garden Warfare 1. Unfortunately in 2020, since PopCap hates fun. They dropped support for this game to force people to play their dusty “threequel” Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighbourville which spoiler alert absolutely flopped because it was a Garden Warfare killing coal that failed to encapsulate what Garden Warfare was. The game is still available to play however it’s not in a good state. The game is impossible to 100% on console because certain gamemodes with achievements tied to them have been pulled out of Mystery Portal rotation. PCGODS don’t have to deal with this as they can just install a mod with those gamemodes available. Instead they have a different arguably worse problem. The servers on PC are filled to the brim with SLFs who use mods to cheat in the game. These are referred to the community as “skids”. Since there is nobaldi maintaining the game, these niggers are free to do whatever they want without fear of ban.
Ban tools have been created to counter them but to nobaldi’s surprise, the skids got ahold of these and started raiding pvz streamers with them. (Ev&doe many troonslop and pedophile creators have been hit with these which is pretty kino). These ban tools were made ineffective in June of 2026 when EA finally did something about it. While skidniggers are still using mods to ruin regular lobbies, this does give some hope for the future of Garden Warfare.
The game has had multiple revival attempts by Reddit but all failed because EA still thinks the game is profitable. The closest thing to a revival is when streamer, Jynxzi played this game on stream which drew in a bunch of normies to play the game again so much so that the servers overloaded. But unfortunately due to the nature of algorithm sluts the hype died down and the game rapidly faded back into SNCA.
Plants vs. Zombies: Heroes[edit | edit source]
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This game was released in 2016 after PvZ GW2 and is a digital card game where the plants and zombies turned into superheroes that fight in a Pokemon card esque gameplay, ev&doe it would have made sense to just make a pvz card game. The game is best known for attracting a bunch of gooners to make brimmy porn of Solar Flare (Who is just Sunflower if she was the human torch) and Green Shadow (Who is just Peashooter in a purple cape and mask). Its gameplay is a Hearthstone clone: Your mana represented by suns/brains starts at 1, and at the start of each proceeding turn, it is set to 1 more than it was at the start of the previous turn. At the end of each turn, your minions have a combat phase. The main differences are that there are 5 clearly defined lanes, the heroes have 2 classes instead of 1, and heroes are split between plants and zombies. Plants play minions and tricks (spells) in phase 2, while zombies play minions in phase 1 and tricks in phase 3. All matches are between a plant hero and a zombie hero.
Plant Classes[edit | edit source]
- Guardian: The high-health class
- Kabloom: The direct damage class
- Mega-Grow: The stat-growing class
- Smarty: The hax class
- Solar: The mana-producing class
Zombie Classes[edit | edit source]
- Beastly: The stat-growing class
- Brainy: The mana-producing class
- Crazy: The direct damage class
- Hearty: The high-health class
- Sneaky: The hax class
From early 2019 to late 2024, PVZH was a DNB with no support beyond keeping the servers running because all the PopCap employees were fired o algo. Starting around December of 2024, the game would begin receiving nonsensical and buggy updates thoughbeit the game-breaking bugs were eventually fixed (cheating is still incredibly easy doe). Its community is singlehandedly kept alive by a jew named (((Fry Em Up))) who has constantly streamed this for over 10 years. The game overall is iron.
Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighborville[edit | edit source]
>Being the only thing this poopson game is known for
>Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Hell, a PvZ creepypasta
(More commonly known as Battle for Niggerhell) The dusty antimatter threequel that killed Garden Warfare. This game functions similarly to it's predecessors but for whatever reason the devs decided to change it on a fundemental level to make it more competitive to more mainstream games. This includes:
- Removing variants (you know, the one thing that made the game unique)
- Also killing off half of the characters and abilities from the previous games
- Making the game's graphics look more cartoony to be friendly to the heckin kiddos (and other audiences)
- Removing all challenge so again, cacas can play without no-life irl Crimjaks BTFO them (ev&doe they will do this anyway with Brainium basher)
Adding foid zombies- Being the main reason for discontinuing updates for Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2
- Replacing all rewards with cosmetics (just like muh heckin normnite)
- Reducing all gamemodes apart from Turf Takeover and Team Vanquish to Limited Time Modes. This wouldn't bother anybaldi as these gamemodes were absolute DNBs in the previous games but they also updated their new arena gamemode to be one of these which players actually enjoyed.
This game is really not worth playing past the singleplayer campaign which is actually pretty kino as it's the only thing they improved before they ran out of budget. This game's only "revival" period is when an incomprehensible Instagram reel blew up of one of the cutscenes of this game's campaign (all you need to know is that it's Oak yodelling at a yeti until he falls over and explodes) being edited to a phonk song. This made this one singular cutscene a meme among normgroids for a short time in June of 2026 with numerous edits. However nobody played the actual game as it's slop. This meme is currently dead however it is very likely PopCap will still try to cash in on it.🔒(Though this might mean they bring it back meds. They do not care)
Oh yeah the game also introduces these characters:
Plant Classes:[edit | edit source]
- Acorn/Oak: Plant version of Imp and Z-Mech (ev&doe they are technically meant to be like Space Cadet because of the team-up ability that nophono uses)
- Night-Cap
- Snapdragon: Literally just fire chomper from GW1 and 2 but with more range and taking the form of Snapdragon from PvZ2.
- Wildflower: Class based off a spawnable that nobaldi asked for
Zombie Classes:[edit | edit source]
- 80s Action Hero: Zombie with a charge up bow and arrow and a lot of explosive abilities.
- Electric Slide: Once again similar to Night Cap, Electric Boogaloo from PvZ Heroes but a turned into a foid for no reason. Xhe shoots lightning and stole Scientist's Energy Warp from GW1 and 2. Nobaldi plays this class.
- Space Cadet: Imp but stronger and has Acorn's link-up ability.
This game stopped receiving updates all the way back in 2020 (geg). However they did it right before adding some content that had potential. However since money spoke, this caused PopCap to permanently abandon the TPS genre. It is somewhat unfortunate but if they were producing coal like this then it was probably for the best.
Plants vs. Zombies 3[edit | edit source]
The 3rd Plants vs. Zombies sequel that's been constantly rebooted because SlopCap is unable to produce a gemmy game. So far here have been the releases:
- Plants vs. Zombies 3 (2019-2020): Mobileslop clash royale ripoff that added 3D graphics, made the aspect ratio vertical and removed Sunflowers.
- Plants vs. Zombies 3: Welcome to Zomburbia (2021-2024): Extremely boring SNCA that was also a Gardenscapes ripoff and took 3 years to add a choose your seeds feature.
- Plants vs. Zombies 3; Evolved (2025-Now): Plants vs. Zombies Fusion if it was boring coal. (Although, they are evidently gemming this one up).
Plants vs. Zombies: Replanted[edit | edit source]
Plants vs. Zombies 1 remaster that promised to save the franchise but turned out to be a hastily thrown together hack of the Windows Phone release of Plants vs. Zombies 1 with 6 thrembillion bugs and AI upscaled sprites. This caused most PvZ fans to refund their preorders, renaming the game to Plants vs. Zombies: Refunded. 
Modding guide[edit | edit source]
Plants vs. Zombies 1[edit | edit source]
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Plants vs. Zombies 2[edit | edit source]
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Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2[edit | edit source]
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TZD (copy pasta)[edit | edit source]
Total Zombie Death. Kill zombies. Behead zombies, Roundhouse kick a zombie into the concrete. Slam dunk an imp into the trashcan. Crucify the filthy undead. Defecate in a zombie’s brainz. Launch zombies into the Sun. Stir fry zombies in a wok. Toss zombies into active lava guavas. Urinate in a zombot’s tank. Judo throw zombies into Dreadwood’s mouth. Twist zombie heads off. Report zombies to L.E.A.F. Karate chop zombies in half. Put grave busters on tombstones. Trap zombies in quicksand. Crush zombies in lawnmowers. Liquify zombies in a vat of acid. EAT zombies. Exterminate zombies in the gas chamber. Stomp zombie’s skulls with steel capped boots. Cremate zombies in the oven. Lobotomize zombies (redundant). Stuff imps in the garbage disposal. Drown zombies in fried seed oil. Vaporize zombies with laser beans. Kick Captain Deadbeard down the stairs. Feed zombies to other zombies using hypno shroom. Slice zombies with a shovel.
TPD (total plant death)[edit | edit source]
Total Plant Death. Kill plants. Behead plants, Roundhouse kick a plant into the concrete. Slam dunk a sprout into the green waste. Crucify the filthy foliage. Defecate in a plant’s compost. Launch plants into the Sun. Stir fry plants in a wok. Toss zombies into active volcanoes. Urinate in a Penny’s gas tank. Judo throw wall-nuts into a woodchipper. Twist plant's heads off. Report zombies to the ZPD. Karate chop plants in half. Curb stomp pollinated Sunflowers. Trap plants in quicksand. Crush plants in blenders. Liquify plants in a vat of acid. EAT plants. Exterminate plants in the weedkiller chamber. Stomp plant’s stems with steel capped boots. Cremate plants in the oven. Lobotomize plants. Stuff sprouts in the garbage disposal. Drown plants in fried zombie fat. Vaporize plants with Z-Mech lasers. Kick old plants down the stairs. Feed plants to chomper, telling him it's a zombie. Slice plants with a machete.
