Crimjak

Crimjak is a DEAD VARIANTThis soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month.
Only (You) can revive it.

This nigga has AssburgersPlease remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!

If you’re looking for the actual person though, see r/AntiFurryCringe

Crimjak is a nuvariant traced off of a gegbvll called Crimzon Fur 369 from his thumbnail for his A24 slow-burn spine tingling video titled "Pvz Battle for Hell: A Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighbourville creepypasta]". He is best known for his crooked toothed grin gegging mockingly at the viewer. He is used to mock chronically online individuals especially failtrolls and ragebaiters. He was created with the intent to mock toxic gamers, typically ones who play Multiplayer games and also members of GamerGate.

Him and Derpson are the bestest of friends as both are embodiments of all things evil

Crimjak is a pro-gamer. He loves to shout "GG ez" whenever he can, sweat in unranked Fortnite matches to bully cacas and yell slurs^🗝️ in COD lobbies. He still believes MLGs are funny even after 10 years (ev&oe MLGs are aryan). He always remembers to eat his mountain dew and drink his doritos like a trve pro-gamerGOD. When he is not playing triple-a slop, he likes gooning to Rule 34 and ragebaiting on various platforms.

History

The earliest trace,

Crimjak was first posted on SoyBooru on September 29th 2025 by user RisottoGOD, being named "Teethjak". He was a lot more dusty, having thinner lines and less prominent facial hair. He was later recreated and made more IAS and recreated with thicker lines and a transparent background. He would slip under the rug like most nuvariants.

On the 19th of October, Crimjak would be posted on /soy/ where more jaks would be made and was redrawn once more, fixing his glasses, giving him thicker eyebrows, different wrinkles and a thicker beard more similar to Cobson's.

On the 29th of October, he would be retraced by H3K on SoyBooru into the gemmier version that is more commonly used and SHOULD be used . The proto trace became known as a subvariant known as "Crustson". Mostly due to the amount of posts for a proto-variant.

He was also one of the variants spammed on /soy2/.

On the 18th of November, it would be revealed that the creator of Crimjak, RisottoGOD had been talking to Crimzon Fur and even encouraging him to spam joyjaks on the Sharty's /qa/ board. which caused him to be ‘nished from the Soysphere. He was unbanned shortly later but remained a controversial 'teen (duh).

This caused it to remain an extremely rare variant. Really only popping up when CrimzonFag himself is being discussed or if a random 'teen forces him on the Booru.

Biography

Crimxius Jack McJak or has he's better known "Crimjak" was born in a small town in Australia where his mom immediately disowned him due to being an unwanted child and abortions being illegal there (and due to him being extremely autistic). He was adopted by a neglectful family that was too busy fighting to give a shit about raising children. At elementary school, his insecurity about his parental situation led to him discovering his love of ragebaiting and intentionally making people angry. Both other students and even teachers, his foster parents were typically called due to him calling kids racial slurs or unscrewing all the bolts in a classroom's desks. His parents never really enforced any consequences. At home he would be given unrestricted screen-time. Unlike other soy boys, Crimjak grew up with a preference of the Xbox 360 as opposed to the nintendo switch. He also went on the internet a lot which led to him being exposed to a lot of brimstone which ended with him getting EPI'd and addicted to porn while also being desensitized to a lot of other NSFL. On the internet he would find more victims to get his trolling fix when he wasn't able to or was bored of making a gegbvll out of his inbred stepbrother Crustson. He would seek out various online communities and intentionally post either frowned upon takes or blatant offensive content like gore, interracial porn, fetish art, or worst case scenario 'p. He even repurposed his dad's old computer to be a server to host his own shocksites that he would personalise for various fandoms like the furry fandom, LGBTQ communities and more innocent communities like retro gaming and Minecraft forums. Unfortunately most of them didn't last long.

When he got to High School he hung out with a girl named Derpson. Mostly because she was the most hated kid at the school due to being a literally retarded dyke thus he knew it would make him controversial. It was also because both of them were in a way embodiments of evil itself. He also became friends with Casnatus mostly because he fell for a lot of his pranks.

Gallery

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  Evil Crimjak
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  He disapproves
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  He thinks its funny
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  He's sad
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  Wtf
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  Crimjak as crimzon fur ximself
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  Nate Higgers

Crustson

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  The original crimjak
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  More up to date version
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  Neutral
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  Xbox
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  Playstation
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  Redditard
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  Colorjak
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  He loves to eat his mountain dew and drink his doritos
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  Crimjak fighting for gooner rights in his vidya games, trve freedom-fighter or something