CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
Incomprehensible wojack
Don't trust any tweet you see. Add a community note to every revision in this page's history to make the oldfags mald.GET A CHANCE TO GO TO OHIOOOO
Really well meme'd my friend!
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We newGAWDs ah le good and le based "ban da baiteths cuz dey make ma clit leak" |
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Incomprehensible Wojacks [sic] (or Incomprehensible Woahjacks) is a hilarious Twitter fail and proof that Twitter immigrants are completely clueless to Sharty culture. This moniker for what 'teens call nonsense is commonly used by Twitterfags upon discovering niche gems such as the fishjak or squirrels and bloating them into normalfag dust. While these images are usually comprehensible to the average Sharty teen, Twitter users' complete lack of understanding of satire and inside jokes, along with their extreme attention-seeking behavior, causes them to act like they discovered these 'jaks. Obviously, with Twitterfags' lack of internet literacy and social awareness, they are quite easy to dox.
The true incomprehensible wojacks are Slopjaks, and some twitter trannies have seen a few of them. Xitter trannies also have adapted incomprehensible wojacks without heckin transphobia, called joyjaks.
r/RAIwojaks[edit | edit source]
Main article: r/RAIwojaks
r/RAIwojaks, short for "Rare and Incomprehensible Wojaks", besides being completely ignorant of the purpose of jakking, is Reddit's attempt to cleanse Sharty culture of all its hecking bigotry. Local plebbitors have linked up to create iron 'jaks at best, and even use the completely sterilized soyspeak, with the main goal of creating deliberately and intentionally "incomprehensible" memes for the sake of it.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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(even doe this one isnt brimstone)
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this is the only one thats actually dust
