Self-insert syndrome
Self inserting is coal.
This page, ironically, is a gem.| Self-insert syndrome | |
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 Neutralplier is a common compulsion of those suffering from self-insert syndrome | |
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| Frequency | Around 25 neutralpliers on the catty at any time with around 5 - 20 other self inserts |
| Prognosis | Possibly -ACKing within several weeks |
Self-inserting syndrome (SIS) is a mental-illness similar to autogynephilia, in which it is characterized by a 'jakker that starts to identify as the "soy boy" drawings he collects so dearly, to the point of using them as avatars.
Like other paraphilias, self-insert syndrome is a sign of greater suffering or trauma deep within the individual, but isn't by itself harmful unless the weird behavior has social consequences, nonetheless, it should be pathologized and stamped out for the nebulous standard of normality of the atomized individual in the neo-liberal system of free exchange.[1]
Self-insert syndrome doesn't feature in the DSM-V, which according to Dr. Soyswedeson and colleagues, "confines the syndrome's rate of incidence to tragic obscurity" and that "Further inquiry into the psykosexual aspekten [sic] of this condition could be fruitful", closing off, on an eerie note, "we're working on making it notable enough for the DSM."
Self inserting was briefly outlawed by Mustard on June 21, 2025. The ban was short-lived and repealed due to jannies becoming DNBs.[2]
Chud variant[edit | edit source]
Sometimes the poster attempts to rectify their identification with these drawings, usually depicting effeminate nu-males or similarly pathetic individuals, by making them muscular or well-hung, so, just don’t be fooled.
So far, it appears to be an off-shoot to self-insert syndrome, seeing as we have no peer-reviewed studies confirming that those posters really do look like and say that. It appears to be far more common thoughbeit, at the very least, and has proved controversial in the Soy Community due to some ‘teen’s disdain of ‘jaks being used as a way to portray a group in a positive light, instead of negatively as soyjaks were originally intended to just do
Controversy[edit | edit source]
Some chuds have claimed that soot was the first one to self-insert when advertising the Sharty in /qa/ by posting a feraljak with the words "basedjaks must be in every thread".
The Swede also often self-inserted with his 'jaks[3] [4].
Soysonas[edit | edit source]
Soysonas are soyjak personas. They are often customized. Some namefags here have soysonas.
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Bibliography[edit | edit source]
- Soyswedeson H. (2020). "Short letter on a Case Report Associated with Internet Addiction Disorder - A Blanchardian Analysis" Journal of Norwegian Psychiatrics
Citations
| Self-insert syndrome is part of a series on Mental health 
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Illnesses and Conditions [+]
Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Dementia ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Cobson ♦ Gapejak ♦ Discord ♦ Froot ♦ Sharty ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome |
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Treatments [+]
BBC therapy ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ finding Jesus ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide |
