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Haiti
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Republic of Haiti, or just Haiti, is a country in the Caribbean that shares the island of Hispaniola with the Dominican Republic. It is the closest thing to actual real-life Niggerhell that currently exists on Earth. The place is so cooked that Venezuela looks like a functioning first-world country next to it. If you visit you will get kidnapped, raped, or possibly eaten by the locals. A decent number of namefags and their ancestors come from this dump on SoyBooru.
History
[edit | edit source]It used to be the French colony of Saint-Domingue, one of the richest slave colonies on the planet because of sugar. The slaves revolted, killed a bunch of white people, and declared independence on January 1, 1804. France later made them pay a massive indemnity that wrecked the economy for over a century. After that it was nonstop coups, emperors, and dictators. For examples, an earthquake flattened most of the capital and killed a huge number of people.
Race war
[edit | edit source]Haiti is best known for having the first race war in history in 1804 when all niggers took over the country a few years before, since there were 3292498494 thermbillion niggers and like 100 white men, Aryans got BTFO.[1]
Current situation
[edit | edit source]Gangs run the capital and large parts of the rest of the country. Kidnappings for ransom are a normal part of daily life. The police are useless. Electricity barely works, the roads are fucked, and basic services do not exist for most people. The average Haitian is dealing with constant violence, extreme poverty, and a completely non-functional state. International missions show up, accomplish nothing, and leave. The country is a black hole of failure that has been that way for most of its existence.
Gastronomy
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When the poorest Haitians cannot afford real food they eat mud cookies. These are called bonbon tè or galette or something. these niggers sell it for a few cents in the worst slums. They have basically zero nutrition and exist so people do not starve to death immediately. Actual Haitian food mostly exists in the United States and other countries where the diaspora lives, because the homeland cannot feed itself GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
Migration
[edit | edit source]Huge numbers of Haitians flood into the Dominican Republic. The DR responds with mass deportations, a border wall, and regular crackdowns because they do not want their country turned into another Haiti, cause there is literally 5 million Haitians in RD. This is constantly compared to Meximutt migration into the United States o algo. Haitians also try to reach the US by boat or through other countries. The diaspora is larger and more successful than the actual country, which says everything.
Demographics and culture
[edit | edit source]The population is almost entirely Black. Official languages are French and Haitian Creole, most people speak Creole. Voodoo is widely practiced. Literacy is low, the education system is trash outside a tiny elite, and the birth rate is high. The country produces migrants, gang violence, and not much else. It has been independent for over 200 years and remains one of the poorest and most violent places in the entire Western Hemisphere.
