Norway (pro-Norway perspective)

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Kingdom of Norway
Constitutional monarchy
FoundedJune 7, 1905; 120 years ago
OwnerJonas Gahr Støre

Norway is a gemmy oil rich country located in Northern Europe. It is the homeland of SoyBooru debater Warrior-Z and Soyjak variant Norwegian.

History[edit | edit source]

Their history starts with the Viking Age n shieeet. After that they converted to Christianity after the Viking era ended and got peacefully annexed by Denmark after the Black Death and then entered a union between Norway, Sweden and Denmark. Sweden left after 200 years leaving Norway as just a simple province of Denmark. Denmark eventually lost Norway to Sweden as a punishment for being on the losing side of the Napoleonic Wars. Norway was pretty much a sovereign nation but the difference was that they had the same monarch as Sweden and couldn’t control foreign policy. On June 7th, 1905, the personal union between Sweden and Norway was dissolved and Norway was a fully independent nation. Then they got invaded by the Nazis because they were stragetically important and they were mostly Aryans. After WW2 they became oil rich.

Language[edit | edit source]

Their language is extremely similar to Danish and Swedish. Albeit they think Danes speak like they have a dildo shoved down their throat.

There are two versions of the Norwegian language, called Bokmål and Nynorsk. There are also many diverse dialects accross the country. Bokmål is more common.