SNCA:Peanut

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Pictured: Hornyson as a peanut

The peanut, (Arachis hypogaea) also known as the groundnut, goober (US), goober pea, pindar (US) or monkey nut (UK), is a legume crop grown mainly for its edible seeds, contained in underground pods. It's described as a round, elongated seed nutritious in protein, healthy fats, and magnesium for some reason. They are commonly eaten roasted, but you can also crush them up and mix them with oil to create peanut butter.^{[Which was invented by a nigger or something]}

For some reason satan xerself decided to make peanuts a common allergen, and make it so you can only cure the nonsensical toxicity with an EPIpen. And just like every other food, the CIANWO has also been putting more preservative goyslop in it for the past century.

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