SNCA:Pepsi

>Though maybe you were looking for Pepsi47?

Pepsi was CREATED created by a TRVE AMERICAN PATRIQTH, and has no relation with yuhropoors or whatever.Shart on no revision in the history unless it denies the AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or something like that.

This page is Brappy.Eat some takis, a taco y a burrito y drink some refresco before you read this page o algo

>Coca cola tastes way better! Or something, yeah.

>I prefer cola than this o algo.

Pepsi is a goyslop that controls the obedient goycattle ^{(just like CocaCola, and McDonald's)}aka amerimutts, or in more fancy words: "A complex mix of heckin carbonated water with high-fructose corn syrup ^{(or sugar, it depends of where you live doe)}, caramel color, phosphoric acid, caffeine, and """""""""natural flavors"""""""".

In order to keep controlling the goycattle: PepsiCo, The (((businesses men))) behind this globally wide spread company produces more types of variants of it's star product by default, in this list will include the main flavors sold currently in the United States.

Pepsi zero sugar: The same as pepsi but with """zero sugar""" so fat ass niggas can keep drinking their heckin sodas without getting more Morbidly obese than they're already. (LIE!!!)

Pepsi Wild Cherry: The most dominant fruit (permanent) variant on the US. It has a sharp, tart cherry bite and is an permanent option both in regular, diet and zero sugar version.

Pepsi-Cola (but with real sugar): Nothing else to say, it's the same shit but with TRVE sugar or something along those lines.

Origin of Pepsi

It was created between 1893-1902 by a pharmacist best known for the name of Caleb Davis Bradham, working in new Bern, North Carolina, like many others of his era, he operated a soda fountain in his drugstore, whoever: in 1983 he'll create a concoction of sugar, water, caramel, lemon oil ~~and others shits I'll not write right now because I'm lazy~~, nutmeg, and kola nuts to serve to his customers, doe at first he'll called it "Brad's Drink". However, in 1898, seeking a title that highlighted the medical properties of his drink, Bradham bought the trademark name "Pep Kola" from a competitor, but later he'll change it to "Pepsi-Cola" since he believed his drink was a healthy digestive aid, naming it after the digestive enzyme 'pepsina' (pepsin).

The reason why this page exist

This topic is related to SoyBooruHere be countrywars, namefags, slopjaks, and obsessed brimstone.

The only reason why this page was created it's to keep mocking the turbo gooner gegbull sperglord: Pepsi47 . Who goons to yoshi because us WIKIDEMONS are also mega turbo spergaryandeities who loves making fun of others and love documenting raisin nophono fan cares about ^{(we just do, okay?)}