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Ships, also known as boats, are large, self | Ships, also known as boats, are large, self propelled, vessels that generally navigate on water. Ships commonly attract {{Colortext|autisticCHADS}}. They are divided into transport and specialised ships, which includes oil ships, and gas ships (some of them are powered by [[TRVTHNVKE]]S). Oil used by ships leaves a lot of [[soot]]. Ships are the most efficient type of transport for cargo, as the size of each ship allows to transport more in bulk and use less fuel per tonne of cargo. | ||
== Types of ships == | == Types of ships == | ||
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* Fishing Vessels - fish sticks or something. The difference from trawlers or other fishing vessels is that they are refrigerated and carry a lot of fish. | * Fishing Vessels - fish sticks or something. The difference from trawlers or other fishing vessels is that they are refrigerated and carry a lot of fish. | ||
* Cruise ship - Used for recreational purposes such as [[Jartycuck|living life like having and not giving fuck]]. | * Cruise ship - Used for recreational purposes such as [[Jartycuck|living life like having and not giving fuck]]. | ||
=== Specialised | === Specialised === | ||
* Icebreakers - they break [[ICE]]. | * Icebreakers - they break [[ICE]]. | ||
* Cable layers - it's kinda obvious what it is. | * Cable layers - it's kinda obvious what it is. | ||
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* Drilling ships - they are used to create oil rigs. | * Drilling ships - they are used to create oil rigs. | ||
* Supply vessel - they are like allies you meet when escorting Joan of Arc in AoE2. | * Supply vessel - they are like allies you meet when escorting Joan of Arc in AoE2. | ||
=== | === Military === | ||
* Destroyer - | * Destroyer - Originally named Torpedo Boat destroyers, they were initially made to destroy Torpedo which would attack large Capital ships. They now mostly hunt Submarines while carrying missiles used in battles. | ||
* Cruisers - | * Cruisers - Initially made as frigates 2.0 intended for operations far from the mainland, now are used to launch cruise missiles to [[Israel|bomb middle eastern kids.]] | ||
* Frigate - Multi purpose ship used mostly for | * Frigate - Multi purpose ship used mostly for convoy protection. | ||
* Aircraft Carriers - | * Battleship - No longer in service but were once the most powerful ships in naval warfare. Divided into pre-dreadnoughts and dreadnoughts, with the latter mostly unique for using the all big guns doctrines | ||
* | * Aircraft Carriers - Carry aircraft, the most important ships in naval warfare since [[World War 2]]. Can be powered by nuclear reactors | ||
** Escort Carriers - Smaller carriers used for more minor operations | |||
** Fleet Carriers - Large and expensive carriers, very important' | |||
** Helicopter Carriers - Cheaper, made primarily to carry helicopters but some can carry aircraft | |||
** Amphibious Assault Ships - Made for amphibious assaults, carry helicopters, amphibious assault vehicles, and anything else which is needed for an amphibious assault | |||
** Drone Carriers - [[China]] is building them o algo | |||
* Submarines - Under water ships, have a million [[variants]]. Can be nuclear powered. | |||
** Missiles subs - Carry missiles, some can carry [[Truthnuke|Truthnukes]] | |||
** Attack subs - Carry torpedos which they fire to sink other ships | |||
== | === Sail-powered === | ||
* Sloops - Refers to any ship with one mast, may overlap with other types | |||
* Brigs - Refers to any ship with two square-rigged masts. Were usually used as merchant vessels or smaller warships. | |||
* Catamaran - Initially developed by Polynesians, utilize two parallel hulls of equal size with a sail | |||
* Ships of the Line - Optimized for conventional line battles, main ships of the era, later versions utilized steam power and iron armor | |||
=== Airships === | |||
Ship but it flies instead of sailing on water. They are arguably more efficient than boats because [[Schizophrenia|the atmosphere is the 5th ocean]].<ref>https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20241204-could-the-airship-be-the-answer-to-sustainable-air-travel</ref> And also because [[Adolf Hitler|one natsoc guy]] built them.{{CitationNeeded|ev&oe he didn't design them{{CitationNeeded|he just did, ok?}}}} | |||
== List of well known ships == | |||
=== Cruise ships === | |||
* The Icon of the seas | * The Icon of the seas | ||
* The star of the seas (upcoming) | * The star of the seas (upcoming) | ||
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* Carnival sunrise (powerword: Triumph) | * Carnival sunrise (powerword: Triumph) | ||
* Carnival magic | * Carnival magic | ||
=== Warships === | |||
* KMS Bismark | |||
* KMS Scharnhorst | |||
* HMS Victory | |||
* HMS Dreadnought | |||
* HMS Warspite | |||
* USS Iowa | |||
* USS Enterprise | |||
* USS Constitution | |||
* USS Texas | |||
* USS New Jersey | |||
== History == | == History == | ||
Ships were used by monkeys for a very long time. Biggest advancements in shipbuilding were made by a bunch of SEAmonkeys thousands of years ago, who were able to explore the pacific ocean from [[ShreddedNerd|Australia]] up to Hawaii. | Ships were used by monkeys for a very long time. Biggest advancements in shipbuilding were made by a bunch of SEAmonkeys thousands of years ago, who were able to explore the pacific ocean from [[ShreddedNerd|Australia]] up to Hawaii. | ||
The next advancements in ships were done by Egyptians and other middle easterns. Their ships were used mostly for trade. Their technologies spread onto all of the area, and reached china. For a thousand year there weren't any significant achievements in this area, until Europeans were able to build a lot of ships that were used for exploration, trade and warfare. [[Quote|Britbong]]s were most successful in this even& | The next advancements in ships were done by Egyptians and other middle easterns. Their ships were used mostly for trade. Their technologies spread onto all of the area, and reached china. For a thousand year there weren't any significant achievements in this area, until Europeans were able to build a lot of ships that were used for exploration, trade and warfare. [[Quote|Britbong]]s were most successful in this even&doe the [[Zellig|Dutch]] absolutely dominated trade. | ||
The industrial revolution created steam ships, this helped to revolutionize trade and military. This was the era where most [[soot]] was excreted. For more than 2 centuries there weren't any significant technological advancements again. Americans were able to put a NVKE into an Aircraft Carrier, and their GPS, cruise missiles, radars created navy and trade world as we know it today. | The industrial revolution created steam ships, this helped to revolutionize trade and military. This was the era where most [[soot]] was excreted. For more than 2 centuries there weren't any significant technological advancements again. Americans were able to put a NVKE into an Aircraft Carrier, and their GPS, cruise missiles, radars created navy and trade world as we know it today. | ||
== Gallery == | |||
<gallery> | |||
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File:198896 - soybooru.com - adolf hitler bismarck chudjak gigachad nazism text.mp4 | |||
File:19918 - soybooru.com - bernd bismarck flag glasses nazism open mouth plane ship soyjak stubble swastika swordfish world war 2.png | |||
File:75261 - soybooru.com - aircraft carrier bernd explosion fire military navy transgender pride flag united states zog.png | |||
File:144056 - soybooru.com - 1975 anchor boat cap captain closed eyes closed mouth clothes glasses great lakes hat its over its over (phrase) lake lake superior markiplier soyjak neutral neutralplier sad sailor ship sinking soyja.jpeg | |||
File:43795 - soybooru.com - ack angry asian bloodshot eyes chud chudjak closed mouth cobson crying glasses hachimaki hanging headband hydejak imjin war its over japan japanese text korea korean multiple soyjaks navy open mouth rop.png | |||
File:141790 - soybooru.com - award badge boat bridge fart flag gapejak gassy mexiaryan mexico meximutt rosette sea ship sky sun water wholesome soyjak.jpeg | |||
</gallery> | |||
== See also == | |||
* [[Train|Trains]] | |||
* [[Airplanes]] | |||
* [[Car|Cars]] | |||
* [[Sinking of the Soytanic]] | |||
== Snopes == | |||
<references />{{Why}} | |||
Latest revision as of 22:01, 18 August 2026




Ships, also known as boats, are large, self propelled, vessels that generally navigate on water. Ships commonly attract autisticCHADS. They are divided into transport and specialised ships, which includes oil ships, and gas ships (some of them are powered by TRVTHNVKES). Oil used by ships leaves a lot of soot. Ships are the most efficient type of transport for cargo, as the size of each ship allows to transport more in bulk and use less fuel per tonne of cargo.
Types of ships[edit | edit source]
Transport[edit | edit source]
- Cargo - The most frequent used type of water vehicles, due to their cost effectiveness and ability to carry a lot of weight.
- Tanker - Mostly used for oil things.
- Fishing Vessels - fish sticks or something. The difference from trawlers or other fishing vessels is that they are refrigerated and carry a lot of fish.
- Cruise ship - Used for recreational purposes such as living life like having and not giving fuck.
Specialised[edit | edit source]
- Icebreakers - they break ICE.
- Cable layers - it's kinda obvious what it is.
- Trawler - they are like fishing vessels but different.
- Construction vessels - used to build things.
- Drilling ships - they are used to create oil rigs.
- Supply vessel - they are like allies you meet when escorting Joan of Arc in AoE2.
Military[edit | edit source]
- Destroyer - Originally named Torpedo Boat destroyers, they were initially made to destroy Torpedo which would attack large Capital ships. They now mostly hunt Submarines while carrying missiles used in battles.
- Cruisers - Initially made as frigates 2.0 intended for operations far from the mainland, now are used to launch cruise missiles to bomb middle eastern kids.
- Frigate - Multi purpose ship used mostly for convoy protection.
- Battleship - No longer in service but were once the most powerful ships in naval warfare. Divided into pre-dreadnoughts and dreadnoughts, with the latter mostly unique for using the all big guns doctrines
- Aircraft Carriers - Carry aircraft, the most important ships in naval warfare since World War 2. Can be powered by nuclear reactors
- Escort Carriers - Smaller carriers used for more minor operations
- Fleet Carriers - Large and expensive carriers, very important'
- Helicopter Carriers - Cheaper, made primarily to carry helicopters but some can carry aircraft
- Amphibious Assault Ships - Made for amphibious assaults, carry helicopters, amphibious assault vehicles, and anything else which is needed for an amphibious assault
- Drone Carriers - China is building them o algo
- Submarines - Under water ships, have a million variants. Can be nuclear powered.
- Missiles subs - Carry missiles, some can carry Truthnukes
- Attack subs - Carry torpedos which they fire to sink other ships
Sail-powered[edit | edit source]
- Sloops - Refers to any ship with one mast, may overlap with other types
- Brigs - Refers to any ship with two square-rigged masts. Were usually used as merchant vessels or smaller warships.
- Catamaran - Initially developed by Polynesians, utilize two parallel hulls of equal size with a sail
- Ships of the Line - Optimized for conventional line battles, main ships of the era, later versions utilized steam power and iron armor
Airships[edit | edit source]
Ship but it flies instead of sailing on water. They are arguably more efficient than boats because the atmosphere is the 5th ocean.[1] And also because one natsoc guy built them.[ev&oe he didn't design them[he just did, ok?]]
List of well known ships[edit | edit source]
Cruise ships[edit | edit source]
- The Icon of the seas
- The star of the seas (upcoming)
- Utopia of the seas
- Wonder of the seas
- Symphony of the seas
- harmony of the seas
- Allure of the seas
- Oasis of the seas
- Odessy of the seas
- Spectrum of the seas
- Carnival adventure
- Carnival Splendor
- Carnival Legend
- Carnival Spirit
- Carnival encounter
- Carnival sunrise (powerword: Triumph)
- Carnival magic
Warships[edit | edit source]
- KMS Bismark
- KMS Scharnhorst
- HMS Victory
- HMS Dreadnought
- HMS Warspite
- USS Iowa
- USS Enterprise
- USS Constitution
- USS Texas
- USS New Jersey
History[edit | edit source]
Ships were used by monkeys for a very long time. Biggest advancements in shipbuilding were made by a bunch of SEAmonkeys thousands of years ago, who were able to explore the pacific ocean from Australia up to Hawaii.
The next advancements in ships were done by Egyptians and other middle easterns. Their ships were used mostly for trade. Their technologies spread onto all of the area, and reached china. For a thousand year there weren't any significant achievements in this area, until Europeans were able to build a lot of ships that were used for exploration, trade and warfare. Britbongs were most successful in this even&doe the Dutch absolutely dominated trade.
The industrial revolution created steam ships, this helped to revolutionize trade and military. This was the era where most soot was excreted. For more than 2 centuries there weren't any significant technological advancements again. Americans were able to put a NVKE into an Aircraft Carrier, and their GPS, cruise missiles, radars created navy and trade world as we know it today.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
See also[edit | edit source]
Snopes[edit | edit source]
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