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Tobacco

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There is no safe way to consume nicotine, even "healthier" options like pouches still posses serious risks like blood clotting or dental problems
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Tobacco, is a free drug, it is the second highest drug that is consumed behind Alcohol, it is also responsible for causing people to die slowly from cancer. Most of its daily consumers are either depressed doomerjaks, or think that burning their lungs in public seems cool. It's only okay If you just smoke quite a little for just a couple of weeks later.

A lot of notable variants are presented smoking Tobacco, The Swedish from this Ki's main page, the Doomer variants and much more.

Markiplier Doomer variant smoking a cigarette
Oh, look at this shit woah! Nah I’ll still smoke a pack

Notable Mentions

Naaaah does this diddy blue think he the main character sigma 💀
Don't listen to them, this is what you look like when smoking.
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