SNCA:Grand Theft Auto

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Grand Theft Auto also known as GTA is a series of vidya games made by Rockstar Games where you drive from point a to b, kill this nigger, shoot that nigger, and rinse and repeat.

They are best known for being played by complete ESL third-worlders as shown by the grammer of this article nevermind it got fixed.

Games

All of the 2D ones are 90s SNCA that only britbongs played so we'll skip to the first 3D one.

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Grand Theft Auto III

First 3D game of the series, you play as a cracka chud called Claude Speed who can't speak for some reason, got betrayed by his latinx girlfriend (the consequences of racemixxing) and was shot in a robbery. The whole game is meeting different niggas so you can eventually get revenge on the slutta. Claude is a psychotic motherfucka and would do anything, including betraying his own friends if it means he gets paid. This game was widely praised for its open world and freedom.

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Takes place in 1986, Vice City; a fictional version of Miami. This game is heavily influenced from Scarface and Miami Vice (gem show only watched by CHVDS), you play as Tommy Vercetti (Voiced by Ray Liotta), a mafia member that had his drug deal shot up by meximutt spies and he has to recover the money he lost in the failed drug deal. Tommy meets a nigga called Lance Vance and they both pretend to work with Diaz the meximutt that shot the deal up, and they eventually ack xim and take his drug empire over. From that point on you buy a bunch of businesses (E.g Ice cream, Taxi service, Print works, Porn studios) and at the end of the game Sonny returns to take back the money, Lance being the retarded nigger jartycuck betrays Tommy and gets BTFO'd for doing so. The game ends with Tommy and his kike lawyer Rosenberg staring at the sunrise.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

SHIEEEEEEEEEET this is the one that took the series to the next level, you play as a nigger called CJ that's in a gang called 'Grove Street' or sum shiet, and you kill rival gang members known as The Ballas. His momma got killed so he went back to Los Santos to bury her but dem obsessed ass police took his paper or something and frame him for a killing, this game was widely praised for being a nigger simulator that let you eat chicken, get fat, get muscular, fuck sum bitches and ride a go kart while beating NPCs up with a giant dildo. Soon after, the game hit PC. Some hackers found a secret sex minigame code while datamining the game files which caused politicians to try and get the game memoryholed or something even doe you couldn't even do the hot coffee in the final release, anyway this game is unironically an aryan hood classic and is still played to this day.

Grand Theft Auto IV^🗝️

First HD game in the series, completely rebooted universe from the previous games and also had a new engine. It features an illegal immigrant slav known as Niko Bellic who sailed to Liberty City in order to find new opportunities, also because he's a war criminal that raped and killed mudslimes in the Yugoslavian wars. He was baited by his cousin Roman Bellic into thinking he was some wealthy hotshot millionaire but his apartment is more dead and rotten than a nigger's carcass. Niko works his way up Liberty City and meets more people as the game goes on.

His girlfriend 'Michelle' that later turns out to be a glowie, a chill Jamaican rasta nigga 'Little Jacob' that talks funny and is loyal to Niko, a Russian mafia boss 'Mikhail Faustin' that Vlad (someone Niko killed for fucking Roman's spic girlfriend) worked for and he eventually kills him because some Chud known as Dimitri Rascalov, told him to so he takes over the Russian mafia and later backstabs Niko and sets his Broker (Brooklyn) apartment on fire, Niko hides from the Russian mafia in Bohan (The Bronx) and meets a lot more spics and niggers. He does a drug deal for some Puerto Rican goblina with Johnny Klebitz (We'll get to him) and Playboy X, (A rich nigga famous drug dealer) The deal was a honeypot and Niko and Playboy X escape to Holland in o Algonquin. He meets this other homeless nigga that got arrested and was friends with Playboy 'Dwayne Forge' and later, Playboy X wants Niko to smoke Dwayne because he's crazy or some shiet, and the player has a choice on who to kill.

Real niggas went and smoked Playboy X for being a fake ass nigger and also trying to backdoor Dwayne, people that killed Dwayne either liked Playboy X more or just thought it would be more funny to kill him instead. But if you care about the reward I suggest you cap Playboy X as you earn his penthouse, Dwayne becomes your friend and gives you nigger bodyguards to help you fight throughout the game.

Niko works with some Italian mafioso Ray Boccino and finds Jewish buyers for 2 Million dollar Gems which were stolen off some faggot called Gay Tony. Niko meets Johnny again and during the gem deal, a Niggerspic called Luis Lopez shoots a kike and steals back the diamonds.

Eventually Johnny steals all the diamond money (he's Jewish if you didn't know) and Niko is told to kill the bikers who stole it.

Near the end you work for a failing mafia 'The Pegorinos' and you help them out, Jimmy Pegorino (mob boss) tells Niko to work with Dimitri Rascalov again but he doesn't know he tried to kill him and kidnapped Roman. Niko refuses but Peckerino being the chudcel he is throws a tantrum and calls Niko an immigrant fuck and forces him to work with Dimitri. It's up to the player if he wants to work with Dimitri but most people decided to smoke him instead for being the backstabbing kikeslav he is, so we'll talk about this ending as canon. Peckerino later shoots up Roman's wedding and Kills Niko's new Irish girlfriend Kate (even doe she would never fuck him anyway geg) and ruins the wedding. Niko gets revenge on Peckerino and hunts him and his Mafia down, They try to escape on a boat but Niko uses a dirt bike and fucking stunt jumps into a helicopter with real niggas Little Jacob and Roman and follow him, they crash land and finally put a bullet in Tiny Peckerino and the game ends. Absolute gemmy game and probably still the best GTA to this day, the gameplay has the most realistic physics and the city feels /calm/ing as fuck.

The game also had DLCs The Ballad of Gay Tony and The Lost and Damned, their stories take place same time as GTA 4

• TLAD: Biker gang "The Lost MC" doing biker shit, you play as a kike Johnny Klebitz, meets most of the same people Niko did.
• TBOGT: Gemmy DLC, you play as a Dominican bodyguard and Nightclub Bouncer 'Luis Lopez' and do crazy fun shit you would never have done in the original GTA 4. Must play.

Grand Theft Auto V

Will write later because I'm lazy o algo but you already know GTA 5 the most probably. Takes place in 2013 Los Santos, retired Bank Robber Michael De Santa gets cucked by a tennis coach and you pull his house down except his house belonged to a meximutt drug dealer 'Martin Madrazo' and he gets pissed and forces Michael to make 2 million before he kills him or something, Him and another nigger protagonist you play as called 'Franklin Clinton' work together to rob a jewellery store full of gemeralds. Trevor Phillips, the 3rd protagonist, hears this while having sex with the previous GTA protagonist, Johnny Klebitz's crackwhore girlfriend. Johnny gets mad, but in this game he's a beta male cuckold due to Crystal meth addiction and apologizes to Trevor for some reason before being stomped to death by Trevor geg.

Grand Theft Auto VI

An upcoming game that's been hyped up for over a decade o algo.

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