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Failtrolls
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Failtrolls are unfunny wannabe trolls that fail to make people laugh; instead relying on brimstone, antimatter or sometimes downright illegal activity like spamming 'p to achieve their "trolling". They are also called this cause they constantly Failraid and cannot raid for shit.
These Selfish little fucks are why almost every soysphere website, including this very wiki (see Wiki 'p spam) has a Media approval system of some kind so they don't get swatted with Shock Content or even downright Illegal shit.
To the surprise of absolutely nobody, most failtrolls on the sharty come from da 'cord.
Failraiding
All they raid with is Shock Content and usually do this by embeding it in videos and gifs but thanks to the Media Approval system their "raids" get crushed easily. Due to this Failtrolls are barely a true threat nowadays. The Media Approval system also automatically recognizes embedded 'p as CSAM so they will embed archived links to 'p instead in Media, but most 'teens are smart enough to know to delete embedded jaks and not to click on random archive links especially when it's embedded in media.
How to spot a failtroll
Most of the time, a failtroll can be separated from real trolls if they do any of the following:
- They call you "safe edgy" and "moralfag" for disliking 'P despite yourself most likely being an antisemitic transphobic racist (by modern internet standards classifies you as a heckin biggoat)
- Their "trolling" fails to make people laugh (this is the most important aspect of a failtroll) rather they do it for shock value and attention
- They use the same old joke that became unfunny 1-3 years ago (e.g. JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY)
- Groom kids into cutting themselves
- Spam pictures of animal abuse/zoophilia
- Pretend to hate furries even doe they are all closeted furries
- Hate the sharty because they don't like their heckin' based and redpilled 'p spam o algo
- Post baby monkey torture content (remember that this content is of questionable legality or outright illegal in most countries)
- Post The Coffin of Andy and Leyley and unironically call it a "gem"
- Show porn and other shock content to people under 18 (or to anyone in general)
- They themselves become the gegbull
- Being a pedophile (bonus points if they have 'p, even more bonus points if they distribute said 'p, paycheck if they draw 'P, overtime paycheck if they film 'P of real children <- (never happens, they wont get to fuck a drugged 35 year old 200 pound faggot with AIDs let alone literally anyone else) <- (Even tho some do groom real kids into making 'p and film it over cord video calls)
- Derailing, saging, and snitching on pedo dox threads
- Bait and switch with and Derail threads (especially antifoodist ones) with scat
- Doesn't sage when spamming with shock media because they never been on this site and are only here from a 'cord that told them to raid the site
- They often are no older than 16, with some of them being as young as 8.
