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Stonism

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Stonism, also known as Brimstonism by detractors, is a Soyjak Wiki-specific sub-ideology of Quotism, describing the ideology of the Cobblestone and Fenriris administrations.
Beliefs
- All pillars of Quotism
- The Gradingcaust was a net positive
- Template spam must be avoided at all costs
- The SNCA namespace is good for the 'ki
- The 'ki should be closely intertwined with the main site and the 'ru
- You should suck on a black cock all day
Believers in Stonism
- Cobblestone herself, obviously
- Fenriris
- North
- MarketPliers
- You, eventually, whether you like it or not
- Most wiki Jannies
- The CIA
Enemies of Stonism
- Broot and Brootists
- A few wiki jannies
- Misogynists.
- Chuds, as Cobblestone is a woman of color.
- The CIA
| Stonism is part of a series on The brimstone that is killing Soyjak Wiki |
Sources [+]
Admin 6 ♦ Angeleno ♦ (((Cloudflare))) ♦ Cobblefail ♦ Discord ♦ Failtrolls ♦ Froot ♦ Jackson ♦ Jannies ♦ The Janny Cabal ♦ DA JOOOOOOOOOZ! ♦ Kernüng ♦ LimeAIDS ♦ MUDstard ♦ (((Quote))) ♦ Red ♦ Root ♦ Three-Letter Agencies ♦ Newfags ♦ Vandals ♦ You[You just are, ok?] ♦ The visual editor |
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Symptoms [+]
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Tyranny [+]
Gradingcaust ♦ Cacacaust ♦ (((DynaDot, Porkbun, Epik and NameCheap))) ♦ The Second Template Question ♦ Soypocalypse ♦ Clittybans ♦ 2026 Soyjak Wiki hack ♦ Jannies not approving my edits | |
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Treatment [+]
Admin Ϫ ♦ Cleaning up spam ♦ The gem that saved the Party ♦ Fenriris ♦ My pages ♦ IAS pages ♦ Pages with funny gimmicks ♦ Learning about the past ♦ Meds NOW ♦ Soot returning ♦ Sproke ♦ SprokemowerMan ♦ Soydueling on the wiki ♦ and most importantly... Original Content | |


