Toyota

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Little PSA: disregard the essay written below as it was written by a FordLGBT/Hyundai faggot shilling his shitty cheap cars that catches on Fire

The Toyota Jeet Destroyer (TJD) runs over jeets or something.

Toyota is a Japanese car company best known for making shitty, cheap, brimstonest and badly-made shitboxes for poor amerimutt goyim. They're slowly becoming irrelevant because the Koreans can make cheaper cars and everyone else can make better quality cars. They are also known for the Supra, an unreliable piece of shit that gets BTFO'd by even your grandfather's 5th gen Chevy Corvette. Unfortunately, due to the movie series known as The Fast and Furious, a film franchise that Soyak loves almost on the same level as Marvel and Star Wars, or something due to nothing of stakes ever happening (except for that faggot Paul Walker wrapping himself around a lightpost, kek) and the wholesome message creating your own family (much like how he creates his own family with him, his wife, the bull and their son), these shitboxes are now considered on the same level as Ferraris and are now worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. Nowadays the Supra name is used to sell BMWs.

Toyotas were the leading brand among niggers, but are now a distant second to Nissan due to the fact Nissan will give a 6 gorillion month car loan to anyone with a pulse. They are also popular among midwit Redditors who think they are better than everyone else because they watch Scotty Kilmer instead of Doug DeMuro (newsflash: you're the same). Muslims like their retarded pickup trucks as well since they're really easy to convert into technicals. They are also popular among retarded trannies who like to edit this page to suck off their shitty cars and act like being an obnoxious faggot is "LE HECCIN BASED AND REDPILLED." Common arguments they like to use is to cite the mythical at best build quality (just ignore the fact that they can't even make a 3 cylinder that costs as much as some BMWs without exploding^[1]) and somehow insinuating that Toyota is a secretly based and redpilled company full of chuds like them (They're not, they're like every other company).

^above needs meds and BBC, GR Corollas only exploded like twice in the first model year and haven't since. Additionally, the oil starvation issues in GR86s can be easily fixed by installing a baffled oil pan.

The only kino Toyotas were the Lexus LFA and the Carina E, ~~which were made like a decade or three ago and will never be repeated due to the fact the world is moving towards EVs for bug people.~~

^MEDS AND BBC AGAIN! Toyota is bringing back a spiritual successor to the LFA with the GR GT, and even then, the LFA was never a good supercar and is really only remembered for its engine note.

Lexus[edit | edit source]

Literally the same as Toyota except for retards with slightly more money to waste. Nothing to see here, move on.

Scion[edit | edit source]

Its literally just Toyota but under a different brand and marketed as Budget they have the reliability of Toyotas but cheaper. examples include the Scion XB, XD and IQ. It turned into DNB on August 2016 becuase they failed to take notes of what the youth actually wants. since the XB became popular among oldfags becuase of how easy it was to get in and out of it.

The Truth[edit | edit source]

Volkswagen heckin best car manufacturer (SOVL)

~~""""Ford and Volkswagen make better products than all asian brands""""~~ USED TO. ALL MODERN CARS ARE TRASH, BUT THE ASIAN ONES ARE THE LEAST TRASH. Modern Asian cars are reliable, cheap, and are easy to repair. Failnigger western cars today are impossible to repair due to IP laws (KEK!), break down immediately after the warranty expires, are cucked with spyware, and are significantly more expensive. This is because Western cars are designed (and made) by Pajeets.There is NOTHING white about them anymore.

Toyotas, specifically diesel Land Cruisers, are commonly utilized in insurgent paramilitaries all across the globe due to their reliability. Toyota may not be the flashiest or most luxurious manufacturer, but their reliability is simply unparalleled. There is a reason 30 year old Toyota Tacomas with 250k miles are still selling for 15k+ USD, they refuse to die no matter what abuse an owner puts them through.