SNCA:Objectum

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These people are GOONERS!Xey have a severe porn addiction induced by years of being terminally online clittycels

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All Objectumniggers look like this, btw.

Objectum-"sexuality", also known as Objectophilia is a mental illness where retarded faggots, called Objectums, fall in love with inanimate objects. The most famous example is Erika Eiffel, a woman who "married" the Eiffel Tower. These faggots claim their computer or whatever has "a soul" and xhey're not just lonely virgins gooning to computers.

Most (or probably all) objectroons are either pooners or trannies. It's not surprising considering xhey look so fucking ugly that not even other trannies like them. Some of them are so retarded they think their 500$ Macintosh SE wants to marry xhem, even though it's probably broken enough thanks to the body fluids short-circuiting the internal components. They have an unusual attraction to old tech, specially to old Macintoshes, beige computers, CRT monitors, and anything that wasn't made in the 2020s.

Origin

This mental illness portrayed as a sexuality was invented by a Swedish woman named Eija-Riitta Eklöf who was "married" to the Berlin wall, until it eventually got destroyed. She actually cried about losing her "husband." Unfortunately, there is a support group (It's actually just a web 1.0website) for these creatures called Objectum-Sexuality Internationale (OSI) where members seethe and complain about how society won't recognize their relationships as valid. In reality, objectum sexuality is just the result of what happens when you let an unsupervised kid too much time on Tumblr. Xhey eventually grow up thinking a fucking parking meter has more emotional depth than any human being alive today.

Controversy with Murasaki Juice

Murasaki Juice, an tranime jewtuber who makes certain people seethe by making videos where he exposes them^🗝️, made a video about how disgusting objectums actually are. This obviously caused massive clittyleaking between the objectum subreddit, making them seethe so hard that they took down xis video. Xe made a second video on them, but unfortunately it was also taken down by these retarded niggers. A troon named Tangelo-Neat was specially clittyleaking because Murasaki exposed xis vore fetish to the internet^🗝️. These faggots false flagged the video as "hate speech" ev&oe he was actually saying the truth about these retarded trannies.

See also

• Battle for Dream Island - Objectroons' favorite webseries.
• AI - One of the things they are obsessed with for obvious reasons.

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