SNCA:Train

This topic attracts ASPIESPlease remind those obsessed with this SNCA to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

>SAAR! SAAR! uhhhh there's a Paki looking at me through this glass ya kuchh is tarah ka

SAAR! This train collision was caused by PakistanisDon't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper.

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Trains are ARYANbtw, if that matters

A train is a vehicle that consists of freight cars and a locomotive. They travel on rails. The countries with the best trains are generally Italy, America, Russia, and Albania.^{[they just are, ok?]} The process by which these magical industrial goliaths attract the pajeet race is currently unknown. Some soyientists speculate the noises of trains driving through tracks sounds like cows walking to the pajeet, which are holy to them or something.

They were invented by BritARYANs btw, if that even matters.

Trains in italy[edit | edit source]

Trains in Italy are divided into regional trains and high-speed trains. The most commonly know high speed trains are Italo and Frecciarossa trains, with Italo being the newer company and Frecciarossa the more known. Frecciarossa trains are part of the ETR series, which includes models such as Freccia Argento, Frecciabianca, and Freccia Link, meanwhile Italo trains are more or less the same.

Regional trains are mainly divided between Trenitalia and the newer hybrid models, whose names are taken from music genres.

Common Uses[edit | edit source]

Transporting people
Tourism
Transporting coal
Hiting Indians (saar please dont)
Transporting the latest goyslop
Transporting just about anything that fits in a shipping container or railcar, really
Hitting Indians
Blocking wagies' commutes
Hitting Indians
Making autistic people happy

Relation to autistic people[edit | edit source]

Many among the AVTISTIC MASTER RACE love trains, for whatever reason. (Possibly due to Thomas the Tank Engine). They often like to spend hours watching them, and footage of high-speed trains. This is the same for planes, ships, cars, and various online interests, but trains are the predominant symbol of autistic hyper-fixation.

India[edit | edit source]

See also: Codex Pajeet

India's railways are the deadliest in the world, as even though India are suparpoopar, jeets have poor reflexes and the inability to comprehend that trains take up more space than just what's between the rails. In 2014 the death count was 27k. In India cows also get run over by trains, so Indians cope by trying to get revenge on trains.

Trains are not a native species to India, as they were introduced by the British doing a heckin colonialism and deciding that having trains would be very useful for getting things and people around the subcontinent. Fortunately for the locals, getting crushed to death is Indian kulchur as they actually think they'll get reincarnated as a higher caste for throwing themselves in the path of large moving objects. Despite this holy tradition, some heretical Indian edutainment networks try and discourage children from standing on railroad tracks.^[1]