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Meds are prescribed by fuckin' Soyberg! The following page was written by someone who has not taken their meds.
You VVILL remind the author to take his meds.
Meds is related to ze Vorld Economic ForumEat every bug (You) see. Live in ze pods to be ze first 4th industrial revolution adapter.

"agenda Meds vill be unfurled"


Do NOT take drugs, especially antidepressants/SSRIs, unless absolutely necessary, as they can fuck up your sex drive and feels, even after discontinuing the meds. SSRIs also are linked to some shootings. So stay away from meds at all costs. If you absolutely have to take something like antibiotics, keep in mind that they WILL ruin your gut microbiome, probiotics will help alleviate this. Foods like yogurt act as probiotics and are almost always preferable to taking even more pills.
>TAKE YOUR MEDS TAKE THEM NOW YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE
This page is a topaz.
I can see him blink.
Klaus Schwab, the inventor of meds.

Medication, better known as meds, are a class of therapeutic mind-control parasites designed to supress latent psionic energies and other psychic powers, render problematic populations infertile, make people question their sexual orientation feel comfortable, happy, healthy, render schizoids sane, and, eventually, bring about the fourth industrial revolution by creating a class of mindless consumers well-adjusted and healthy population that can live sustainably and make educated decisions. They are likely the mark of the beast.

As of July 2023, meds are still recognised in official capacity. They are often issued by doctors, such as Dr. Fauci. This means we are in the "open" stage of the on-going infodenial campaign, as medical associations and governments across the world still acknowledge the existence of meds and even openly discuss them, unlike with Thrembo. This suggests there is still time. As they always have been, and as they always will be. Do you really think we could hide the existence of meds?

History

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The official narrative on the early history of meds claims that medication dates back to prehistoric herbal pharmacy. In reality, there is overwhelming evidence to suggest that meds have existed for longer than the human race. In other words: meds create man, man does not create meds. There is no evidence to suggest that meds predate the existence of mankind. To even suggest such a thing is complete lunacy - and totally unscientific too!

How to avoid taking meds

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An artist's impression of the Meds Stare.

     Main article: How to take meds

The easiest method to avoid taking meds is to pretend to take them, but really hide them under your tongue. This usually fools the nurses in the short term. You should take your meds, because they have profoundly positive effects on your mental health and general wellbeing. Please do not try to avoid taking your meds.

The Meds Stare

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The Meds Stare, also known as the Mr. Smith Effect, is the facial expression that a neurologically compromised individual sane and highly intelligent individuals seems to reflexively wear when exposed to certain stimuli, including conspiracy "theories" (more like conspiracy facts) such as Thrembo. Due to a massive degree of infosuppression by world governments, there is no scientific consensus on what causes this phenomenon; however, it is generally accepted that the Meds Stare is a side effect of the meds "kicking in"- which is a GOOD THING! Do not look into this further.  

  • When you were reading this article, did you notice Klaus Schawb blinking?
  • That's, not possible, it's an image, that can't happen. Wait, wh-

Drugs

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ATTENTIONActions documented in this page are ILLEGAL and may cause visits from strange green glowing men and get you IRL 'nished.
This page is for educational purposes only.
Markiplier on LSD.

Drugs are a chemical substance that causes various effects to a person's brain, such as hallusoynations, numbness, or mental retardation. Most of them cause various people to be addicted to them, which usually results in drug overdose and death. Drugs are commonly used by niggers, and trannies to LARP as women. though they are primarily used for medical purposes.

Fentanyl

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Fentanyl is an extremely potent synthetic opioid, being up to 50-100 times MORE POTENT than morphine. It is extremely beloved by the ones who cant breath, and all other sorts of niggers. It was also used in executions.[1] A lethal dose of fentanyl can be as low as 2 milligrams, making fentanyl extremely dangerous to handle. Because of it's potency, and how cheap it is to make, fentanyl quickly swept over the United States as a replacement for Heroin for homeless street junkies. Drugs in the United States have commonly been laced with fentanyl to 'increase potency', meaning that any drug you buy could potentially contain a lethal dose of fentanyl in it. Albiet uncommon, it is never worth the risk, testing your drugs for fentanyl is heavily promoted by online drug addict communities.

Fentanyl is still commonly used by hospitals for severe pain management during and after surgery. Fentanyl patches are also sold to manage pain related health issues

Marijuana

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Main article: Nigger weed

Marijuana is a drug that is made from cannabis plant or something. The effects of it is increased appetite and relaxation. The main method of using it is by smoking it.

Marijuana WILL make you retarded and is dangerous to consume under the age of 25. Teenagers who abuse marijuana during their formative years have much higher risk of developing mental health disorders such as anxiety, depression and psychosis.

Cocaine

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Cocaine, also known as coke, is a drug that is made from the coca plant that originates in Latin America o algo. Traditionally, cocoa leaves were chewed for a mild stimulant effect before cocaine was isolated in 1855. Cocaine is usually prepared as a Hydrochloride salt where it is either injected or snorted, but can also be prepared for smoking in it's freebase form (also known as Crack cocaine). Cocaine carries a very energetic, euphoric and short lived high when mixed with another source of dopamine (usually alcohol, sometimes dopaminergic benzodiazepines like Xanax), making it sought after as a party drug and experience enhancer. Cocaine is thought to be both cardio toxic and neurotoxic when abused.

Cocaine is a dopamine-norepinephrine-serotonin reuptake inhibitor. This triple pathway of effects lead to a unique high that has kept cocaine extremely high in demand ever since it's initial discovery. Cocaine is still used by doctors today for local anesthesia in the upper respiratory tract and to stop bleeding in the mouth and throat during some procedures.

Methamphetamine

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First synthesized in 1919, Methamphetamine (or N-Methyl Amphetamine) is a powerful stimulant from the amphetamine class. From 1938 in Nazi Germany to the end of ww2, d-methamphetamine was widely available in a pill form marketed as 'pervitin'; during this time, Methamphetamine became Nazi Germany's primary stimulant, replacing caffeine. Methamphetamine was famously used during the Nazi Germany invasion of France where soldiers took the country in 6 WEEKS after using meth to stay awake for several days / weeks at a time. 35 million doses of pervitin tablets were issued and widely distributed to frontline soldiers. The invasion had so much momentum and so much speed, German war generals stopped receiving commands from Hitler's central control and blitzed through the country off their own accord (it is worth mentioning that the French military still received a mandatory 0.5L wine daily wine ration, which also hindered their ability to fight against the sleepless Germans) Pervitin was widely used by the german civillians for all sorts of reasons. The addictive potential of methamphetamine was simply ignored by scientists and professionals, even though it was extensively documented how powerfully addictive the drug was. Pervitin was sold without prescription in every pharmacy until the end of ww2. Methamphetamine can be made using pharmacy medication, meaning it's extremely easy and cheap for DIY chemists to synthesize for themself (albiet, dangerous because of explosion risk). This is also why It's more common in countries where cocaine is very expensive, in which meth replaces cocaine as the primary stimulant of abuse. Methamphetamine is primarily sought out by homosexuals in countries where cocaine is the primary stimulant of abuse (such as the United Kingdom) Methamphetamine is a dopamine-norepinephrine releasing agent and also acts as a re-uptake inhibitor, making it extremely toxic even at low doses(methamphetamine is thought to directly damage dopaminergic neurons, compared to d-amphetamine's indirect neurotoxicity). It is thought that meth is neurotoxic at any dose, and long term abuse of methamphetamine can lead to irreversible brain damage.

The theory :

BBC is a recently introduced experimental method of schizophrenic treatment in the field of pharmacology. It may sometimes be prescribed alongside the usual meds when one realizes the truths intended to be sealed away from the general public - sometimes on an hourly basis depending on the severity of the case.

As Dr. Soystein and the CIA will put it: "Meds and BBC. Now. In that order". The science behind the effectiveness of the addition of BBC to the therapy traces its roots to the research and findings of Dr LowTierCoal.

Post-SSRI sexual dysfunction (PSSD)

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PSSD (Post-SSRI sexual dysfunction) is a form of antimatter from the darkest depths of Niggerhell that is contracted when good little goyim continue to have anhedonia and genital numbness even after stopping meds. PSSD does not exist chud. According to WHO-approved peer-reviewed studies, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors are safe and often necessary for the wellbeing of your mental health and often saves lives. It is crucial to recognize that there is nothing to fear and that the sexual side effects will go away after stopping and will totally not fuck your life up and turn you into a robotic, lifeless eunuch, as that is a heckin' harmful alt-right conspiracy theory, so TRUST THE SOYENCE AND THE EXPERTS, TAKE YOUR FUCKING LEXAPRO, AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

See also

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