Malware

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Malware is malicious software designed to steal, alter, delete, or deny access to data, gain unauthorized access, or disrupt normal operations. Malware can be accidentally downloaded by a user or delivered as a payload by an attacker.

Types of malware

Virus

A virus is malware that inserts its code into other software. Viruses require a host program to infect, similar to how real viruses inject their own genetic material into cells. Viruses commonly infect executable files, but they can also infect Word documents and PDFs.

Worm

A worm is malware that spreads itself through a network. Unlike viruses, worms do not need a host.

Trojan horse

A Trojan horse, or just a Trojan, is malware that disguises itself as a legitimate program. The term is named after the Greek legend where Achaeans hid inside a wooden horse to sneak into the city of Troy during the Trojan War.

Fake antivirus

A fake antivirus is what every oldtrash using a computer falls for. It tricks people into believing there's dangerous hacker 1377 ruZZian viruses on their computer, trying to get them to pay for removal software that's actually just malware.

Spyware

Spyware is malware that spies on victims and sends their data or logs of their actions to a third-party. Examples of spyware include Windows, Google Chrome, and NordVPN.

Ransomware

See also: HWABAG Ransomware

Ransomware is malware that encrypts files and demands payment to decrypt them. Sometimes, they don't get decrypted even if you pay.

Crypto miner

A cryptominer is malware that uses your computer to mine cryptocurrency on behalf of the attacker.

RAT

See also: RAT

A Remote Access Trojan is malware that allows attackers to rape you by giving them control over your computer through internet. They can do the following but not limited to:

• Moving your mouse

• Typing poopyfart 5 billion times

• Look at your webcam and record it

Adware

Adware is malware that usually comes bundled with the SNCA programs you download on the internet without letting you know. They will rape your computer by putting in as many ads as possible, with some of them even directing you to a video ad every few seconds on phones regardless of what you were doing.

Bootkit

A bootkit is malware that runs before the operating system starts by infecting your computer's boot files. Secure Boot can stop it.

How to prevent malware

• Don't be a retard.
• Use antivirus software like Malwarebytes.
• Only download software from official sources.
• Monitor logs and resource usage.
• Eat the bugs and live in the pod.