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[[File:Feraljak rager slf.gif|thumb|Pictured: A [[feraljak]] bleeding from the [[Jews|nose]] & eyes from how [[angry]] he is]]
[[File:Feraljak rager slf.gif|thumb|Pictured: A [[feraljak]] bleeding from the [[Jews|nose]] & eyes from how [[angry]] he is]]
'''Blood''' is the other other fluid that [[you]] [[Woman|(sometimes)]] shouldn't bleed out. It is a [[red]], vital specialized bodily fluid, accounting for 7-8% of total body weight. It primarily circulates nutrients, respiratory gases, immune system components, body heat, and [[HRT|hormones]] while removing [[Poop|waste]].
'''Blood''' is the other other fluid that [[you]] [[Woman|(sometimes)]] shouldn't bleed out. It is a [[red]], vital specialized bodily fluid, accounting for 7-8% of total body weight. It primarily circulates nutrients, respiratory gases, immune system components, body heat, and [[HRT|hormones]] while removing [[Poop|waste]]. {{echo|Jews}} often drink the blood of [[goyim]] and goyish children to sacrifice them to Moloch, animal blood is not kosher {{Thoughtext|though}}.


[[You]] have a special series of canals in your body known as your '''Bloodstream.''' Which is the path blood circulates in. If you dont have blood circulation to an affected part of the body then the part of the body fucking [[Death|dies]]
[[You]] have a special series of canals in your body known as your bloodstream'''.''' Which is the path blood circulates in. If you don't have blood circulation to an affected part of the body then the part of the body fucking [[Death|dies]].


Blood when it starts to rot / become low on oxygen becomes brown like [[poop]], [[Though|although]] it is bright red directly when leaving the [[Transheart|heart]]
Blood when it starts to rot / become low on oxygen becomes brown like [[poop]], [[Though|although]] it is bright red directly when leaving the [[Transheart|heart]].
 
It is also the name of a gemmy 1997 fps game where you shoot up zombies and [[Impish Soyak Ears|demons]] [[or something]].
 
 
Similarly to raw milk and raw meat, the government fearmongers consuming blood because they want you to be weak, docile, and easily controlled. But in reality it is one of the most nutrient dense foods you can consume. It is full of life force (literally)


== Ways to spill out blood ==
== Ways to spill out blood ==
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* [[Angry|Seethe]] hard
* [[Angry|Seethe]] hard
* Have a nosebleed
* Have a nosebleed
* Have bloodshot eyes
* Have a period ''(this only works if you're a real [[woman]])''
* Have a period ''(this only works if you're a real [[woman]])''
* Get shot
* Get shot
* Be sacrificed by Jews for them to drink it
* Get your head split open
* Get your head split open
* Extreme [[dilation]]
* Extreme [[dilation]]
* Attempting to summon [[Bloodson]]
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Latest revision as of 21:11, 25 June 2026

This page, and its contents... /calm/ing???NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE
Mazel tov! Blood is Kosher!This article is related to (((God's chosen people))). Read all revisions to find a solution to your most perplexing quandary.
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THIS PAGE MAKES MY CUTS BLEEDGothic culture permeates this area... NO POSERS.
>YOU WILL BLEED
Blood smell like cheese ~ mt + ac
>fuck with my bloods get blood on your clothes
Pictured: A feraljak bleeding from the nose & eyes from how angry he is

Blood is the other other fluid that you (sometimes) shouldn't bleed out. It is a red, vital specialized bodily fluid, accounting for 7-8% of total body weight. It primarily circulates nutrients, respiratory gases, immune system components, body heat, and hormones while removing waste. (((Jews))) often drink the blood of goyim and goyish children to sacrifice them to Moloch, animal blood is not kosher though.

You have a special series of canals in your body known as your bloodstream. Which is the path blood circulates in. If you don't have blood circulation to an affected part of the body then the part of the body fucking dies.

Blood when it starts to rot / become low on oxygen becomes brown like poop, although it is bright red directly when leaving the heart.

It is also the name of a gemmy 1997 fps game where you shoot up zombies and demons or something.


Similarly to raw milk and raw meat, the government fearmongers consuming blood because they want you to be weak, docile, and easily controlled. But in reality it is one of the most nutrient dense foods you can consume. It is full of life force (literally)

Ways to spill out blood[edit | edit source]

  • Get cut
  • Die
  • Seethe hard
  • Have a nosebleed
  • Have bloodshot eyes
  • Have a period (this only works if you're a real woman)
  • Get shot
  • Be sacrificed by Jews for them to drink it
  • Get your head split open
  • Extreme dilation
  • Attempting to summon Bloodson
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