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[[File:122260 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|A depiction of your average Soyteen.]] | {{Cobblestone}}{{Pooner|This theory is related to fat brown pooners btw if that matters}}{{CIATip|>There are NO pooners on the soysphere, take your meds!}}[[File:122260 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|A depiction of your average Soyteen.]] | ||
The '''Pooner Takeover Theory''', also known simply as '''Pooner Theory''', is a theory developed by [[soyentist]]s that suspects that the young male demographics of the [[Soysphere]] had been or is being replaced by [[Pooners|Female-to-Male transgenders]]. | The '''Pooner Takeover Theory''', also known simply as '''Pooner Theory''', is a theory developed by [[soyentist]]s that suspects that the young male demographics of the [[Soysphere]] had been or is being replaced by [[Pooners|Female-to-Male transgenders]]. | ||
== Arguments == | == Arguments == | ||
* Soyjaks have been garnering popularity in [[ | * Soyjaks have been garnering popularity in [[Niggerhell|tranny/leftist spaces]], causing people from these communities (Pooners in this case) to migrate to the Soysphere. | ||
* Soyjaks, especially "cooler" variants like [[Cobson]] or [[Muscular Chud|Muscular Soyjaks]], could be gender-affirming for Female-to-Male troons, explaining the uptick of people [[Self-insert syndrome|self-inserting as Soyjaks]]. | * Soyjaks, especially "cooler" variants like [[Cobson]] or [[Muscular Chud|Muscular Soyjaks]], could be gender-affirming for Female-to-Male troons, explaining the uptick of people [[Self-insert syndrome|self-inserting as Soyjaks]]. | ||
* They could also be [[Sexual attraction towards soyjak|sexually attracted]] to the ‘jaks. | * They could also be [[Sexual attraction towards soyjak|sexually attracted]] to the ‘jaks. | ||
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* They could also use them to feel heard, as many pooners in later stages of [[Meds|gender affirming care]] say and look like that. | * They could also use them to feel heard, as many pooners in later stages of [[Meds|gender affirming care]] say and look like that. | ||
* The use of [[Chudjak|chuddy]] humor makes them feel tough or more manly [[or something|or however the euphoria neo-boner hardens]]. | * The use of [[Chudjak|chuddy]] humor makes them feel tough or more manly [[or something|or however the euphoria neo-boner hardens]]. | ||
* The owner of this very wiki is a confirmed foid. | * [[Lie|The owner of this very wiki is a confirmed foid.]] | ||
== In Practice == | == In Practice == | ||
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Much of this pooner wave joined around mid-2024, and their can influence can be felt in the various types of brimstone that ended up being forced within that era. Examples include gay nigger snca ‘cord drama, nu/qa/ NAS, and /sude/ brimstone like Tama, Femjanny, and Femquote. | Much of this pooner wave joined around mid-2024, and their can influence can be felt in the various types of brimstone that ended up being forced within that era. Examples include gay nigger snca ‘cord drama, nu/qa/ NAS, and /sude/ brimstone like Tama, Femjanny, and Femquote. | ||
[[Soot's_identity#Soot_is_Randal's_Strongest_Warrior|Soot is allegedly a pooner named Randal's Strongest Warrior]], meaning that there are pooners on the soysphere since the beginning. There's no proof beyond [[Mustard]]'s claims and RandalSoy saying she is Soot [[though]]. | |||
=== Pooner-occupied Government === | === Pooner-occupied Government === | ||
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It is possible that Pooners were drawn to the Soysphere by 'jakking being a generally masculine hobby and therefore heckin' affirming of xeir masculinity. [[Niggers|Despite]] the existence of plenty of non-trooned women who use the Sharty and other Soysphere sites such as This Very Wiki, the Soysphere is still a disproportionately male space and generally seen as male-[[tumblr|coded]]. | It is possible that Pooners were drawn to the Soysphere by 'jakking being a generally masculine hobby and therefore heckin' affirming of xeir masculinity. [[Niggers|Despite]] the existence of plenty of non-trooned women who use the Sharty and other Soysphere sites such as This Very Wiki, the Soysphere is still a disproportionately male space and generally seen as male-[[tumblr|coded]]. | ||
They will use satire and insert leftist 'satire' such as, making fun of random niggas who died and claiming it as 'dark humor', they use this to wreak havoc on the soysphere and spread infighting. | |||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
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* [[Trannies]] | * [[Trannies]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 07:23, 20 August 2026
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The Pooner Takeover Theory, also known simply as Pooner Theory, is a theory developed by soyentists that suspects that the young male demographics of the Soysphere had been or is being replaced by Female-to-Male transgenders.
Arguments[edit | edit source]
- Soyjaks have been garnering popularity in tranny/leftist spaces, causing people from these communities (Pooners in this case) to migrate to the Soysphere.
- Soyjaks, especially "cooler" variants like Cobson or Muscular Soyjaks, could be gender-affirming for Female-to-Male troons, explaining the uptick of people self-inserting as Soyjaks.
- They could also be sexually attracted to the ‘jaks.
- There has been an increase in the number of namefags whom had been accused of being biological females (ex:Mist).
- The Soyphere is/was more welcoming to pooners than MtF trannies.
- Since the function of most Soyjaks is making fun of soyboys' lack of masculinity, pooners could use them to denigrate others and make xhemselves feel more masculine/valid by comparison.
- They could also use them to feel heard, as many pooners in later stages of gender affirming care say and look like that.
- The use of chuddy humor makes them feel tough or more manly or however the euphoria neo-boner hardens.
- The owner of this very wiki is a confirmed foid.
In Practice[edit | edit source]
In days past, several pooners had been known to browse Soyjak.blog, with pooner worship becoming an in-joke on the site. It is likely that the reputation of the schlog as pooner infested was a result of both Terrycrews and Terryjaks getting their starts within the site. Pooners were also known to inhabit the shemmy, likely due to the site's culture of drawfagging attracting them in. Speaking of which...
Drawfagging as a whole acts as a major pull for pooners, due to the practice already being part of Soysphere culture and being well known for stimulating the female brain. The additional dysfunction brought on by pooning out can manifest itself in artstyles or themes in drawfag posts that fit pooner aesthetics. This can be seen in the various soysphere drawfags that have been revealed to be pooners, such as Anthony.
Much of this pooner wave joined around mid-2024, and their can influence can be felt in the various types of brimstone that ended up being forced within that era. Examples include gay nigger snca ‘cord drama, nu/qa/ NAS, and /sude/ brimstone like Tama, Femjanny, and Femquote.
Soot is allegedly a pooner named Randal's Strongest Warrior, meaning that there are pooners on the soysphere since the beginning. There's no proof beyond Mustard's claims and RandalSoy saying she is Soot though.
Pooner-occupied Government[edit | edit source]
The Pooner-occupied Government is the debunked alt right conspiracy theory accurate observation of the fact that since mid-2025 or so, the culture of the soysphere has shifted towards the interests of Pooners. This has been especially apparent since December 25, 2025, when the admin of this very wiki and SoyBooru user Cutebooru was revealed to be a woman after posing as a man for months.
It is possible that Pooners were drawn to the Soysphere by 'jakking being a generally masculine hobby and therefore heckin' affirming of xeir masculinity. Despite the existence of plenty of non-trooned women who use the Sharty and other Soysphere sites such as This Very Wiki, the Soysphere is still a disproportionately male space and generally seen as male-coded.
They will use satire and insert leftist 'satire' such as, making fun of random niggas who died and claiming it as 'dark humor', they use this to wreak havoc on the soysphere and spread infighting.
See also[edit | edit source]
Cobblestone is a porn artist ♦ Critical BBC ♦ Dead Sharty ♦ Froot is dead ♦ Froot is Kuz ♦ Furry artist ♦ Infinite dubs ♦ Kuz is Trump ♦ Mist is Quote ♦ Moot is Soot ♦ Nojak Columbine ♦ Pooner takeover ♦ Quote is an Epstein agent ♦ Salt is Quote ♦ Sentient nameroll ♦ Trans BBC ♦ variant:unknown ♦ We all died in 2012 ♦ Namefags are supported by the admins
