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The '''Post-Quote Soysphere''' is theorized to begin after [[Quote]] [[Just shut it down|shuts it all down]]. It is prophesized to occur at most in 3 years, as stated by Quote at the time of the [[Cacacaust]]. This era of the sharty will be its darkest, it will truly fragment its users beyond any means, even more so than when [[Red]] was in charge of the 'party and had caused the site to be terminated, resulting in a massive power vacuum which gives rise to alternatives (splinters). This sort of domino effect has taken place before, but this time it can be assumed that there will be no return to the past and the main website will not be brought back.
The '''Post-Quote Soysphere''' is theorized to begin after [[Quote]] [[Just shut it down|shuts it all down]]. It is prophesized to occur at most in 3 years, as stated by Quote at the time of the [[Cacacaust]]. This era of the sharty will be its darkest, it will truly fragment its users beyond any means, even more so than when [[Red]] was in charge of the 'party and had caused the site to be terminated, resulting in a massive power vacuum which gives rise to alternatives (splinters). This sort of domino effect has taken place before, but this time it can be assumed that there will be no return to the past and the main website will not be brought back.


It can be assumed 3 main possible consequences can happen due to Quote shutting down the Soysphere's largest websites. As for this very 'ki and the Booru, it's possible that they may be shut down as well or they will be kept up in limited edit/read-only states.
It can be assumed 3 main possible consequences can happen due to Quote shutting down the Soysphere's largest websites. As for this very 'ki and the Booru, it's possible that they may be shut down as well or they will be kept up in limited edit/read-only states.
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=== 1. Dead nigger splinters: ===
=== 1. Dead nigger splinters: ===
As the Sharty's brought down by Quote, one can definitely expect splinters to spike up in popularity at the very start of this and then began to decline slowly due to boredom and a lack of engagement, this is basically the pathological cause behind any splinters' death, like the shemmy for example. Since splinters have a very fragile userbase, it is probable that these splinters would immediately die off soon as they lose hype and take out soy culture with them completely in the form of imageboards because all splinters would lose popularity and people would move on to other things, be it personal communities or a server on some other platform.  
As the Sharty's brought down by Quote, one can definitely expect splinters to spike up in popularity at the very start of this and then began to decline slowly due to boredom and a lack of engagement, this is basically the pathological cause behind any splinters' death, like the shemmy for example. Since splinters have a very fragile userbase, it is probable that these splinters would immediately die off soon as they lose hype and take out soy culture with them completely in the form of imageboards because all splinters would lose popularity and people would move on to other things, be it personal communities or a server on some other platform.


=== 2. The Return of the Kangz ===
=== 2. The Return of the Kangz ===
Another possibility is that former members and perhaps former administrators come together to reform the website, buying the domain or buying a new one and killing off all splinters as a result.  
Another possibility is that former members and perhaps former administrators come together to reform the website, buying the domain or buying a new one and killing off all splinters as a result.


=== 3. Splinter Feudalism ===
=== 3. Splinter Feudalism ===
If outcome number 1 is false, then it can be assumed that all splinters would maintain a decent userbase but would constantly engage in warfare against each other.  
If outcome number 1 is false, then it can be assumed that all splinters would maintain a decent userbase but would constantly engage in warfare against each other.


=== 4. The Jobbening ===
=== 4. The Jobbening ===

Revision as of 23:02, 13 July 2026

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The Post-Quote Soysphere is theorized to begin after Quote shuts it all down. It is prophesized to occur at most in 3 years, as stated by Quote at the time of the Cacacaust. This era of the sharty will be its darkest, it will truly fragment its users beyond any means, even more so than when Red was in charge of the 'party and had caused the site to be terminated, resulting in a massive power vacuum which gives rise to alternatives (splinters). This sort of domino effect has taken place before, but this time it can be assumed that there will be no return to the past and the main website will not be brought back.

It can be assumed 3 main possible consequences can happen due to Quote shutting down the Soysphere's largest websites. As for this very 'ki and the Booru, it's possible that they may be shut down as well or they will be kept up in limited edit/read-only states.

Scenarios

1. Dead nigger splinters:

As the Sharty's brought down by Quote, one can definitely expect splinters to spike up in popularity at the very start of this and then began to decline slowly due to boredom and a lack of engagement, this is basically the pathological cause behind any splinters' death, like the shemmy for example. Since splinters have a very fragile userbase, it is probable that these splinters would immediately die off soon as they lose hype and take out soy culture with them completely in the form of imageboards because all splinters would lose popularity and people would move on to other things, be it personal communities or a server on some other platform.

2. The Return of the Kangz

Another possibility is that former members and perhaps former administrators come together to reform the website, buying the domain or buying a new one and killing off all splinters as a result.

3. Splinter Feudalism

If outcome number 1 is false, then it can be assumed that all splinters would maintain a decent userbase but would constantly engage in warfare against each other.

4. The Jobbening

If none of these happen, (You) and (Me) are going to get a Job.

See also

Post-Quote Soysphere
is part of a series on
SHUTTING DOWN SOYJAK.PARTY

>SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!
Entities that want to shut down Soyjak.st [-+]
"(You) are ze puppet, und I'm ze puppeteer!"
Tactics used to shut down Soyjak.st [-+]
Major events [-+]
Post-Quote Soysphere is part of a series on
Wars and Conflicts


Wars on the 'ru and the Wiki [-+]
Minor conflicts [-+]
Miscellaneous [-+]