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Death of soyjak.party

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Death of soyjak.party is related to ze Great ResetEat every bug (you) see. Live in ze pods to be ze first 4th industrial revolution adapter.

"PREPARE FOR AN ANGRIER VORLD"

>Though maybe you were looking for the time this almost came to be?
OYYYYYYYYY QUOTE IS JUST SHUTTING IT DOWN IN 3 YEARS DOCTOOOOOOOS
This was made by a butthurt kuzist, DON'T WATCH

The Death of soyjak.party, also known as

Soypocalypse Ϫ

, is a hypothetical future event or process orchestrated by Quote where Admin 6 and/or a true Poopson materialize and the Sharty either:

  • Goes down permanently due to a lack of hosting or domain drop and undergoes a physical death. Many factors could lead to this, including difficulty in finding a hosting service that is willing to tolerate the more controversial elements of the Sharty. Certain fluorescent gentlemen may also seize the Sharty's servers in response to trickery. As of recently this seems the more likely option since Quote stated that he wouldn't sell the site when he is done, instead would shut down in 3 years.
Death of soyjak.party
is part of a series on
SHUTTING DOWN SOYJAK.PARTY

>SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!
Entities that want to shut down Soyjak.st [-+]
"Your sacrifice is ze only remedy for ze REAL pandemic: HUMANITY!"
Tactics used to shut down Soyjak.st [-+]
Major events [-+]
Death of soyjak.party
is part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/