Penis Color War

Penis Color War is related to Der 'Cord

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It's slowing down
My peer-reviewed studies indicate that it's not over yet,
but it is slowing down drastically, which may lead to it being OVER

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Racebaiters are trans btw, if that matters

the Penis Color War is an ongoing struggle across soyjak.party and SoyBooru about which race has the biggest penises which is totally not gay or something. The fact that it's been soyentifically proven that penis size has inherently little to almost nothing to do with race^[1]^[2] makes the argument all the more retarded.

History[edit | edit source]

Penis-color based conflict has been a staple of imageboard discussions for decades, but war wasn't officially declared until moot's creation of 4chan in October 2003. Since then, most of the notable battles were fought on the site's /b/ - "Random" board. Troops eventually mobilized to soyjak.party thoughever, and fighting on the site's /soy/ board remains commonplace.

BBC-BWC war[edit | edit source]

The BBC-BWC war was the deadliest moment in human history. At nearly the end of WW2, Adolf Hitler had plans to create a piss missile that on impact, would combine a solution of BBC with a solution of BWC which would create an explosion bigger than when your fat ass fell on the ground. This project was abandoned after the CIA secretly blew up the research site dedicated to this^[Marge...]

Scientific History[edit | edit source]

(((Scientifically, there were blacks with big giant black dicks and whites with small peckers who couldn't satisfy their women. However the power of the Aryan white's one day became the one's with big giant white dicks and blacks became the ones with small peckers. The black's now masturbate to white's colonising and purifying their continent.)))

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