Penis Color War
But it is slowing down drastically, which may lead to it being OVER.
the Penis Color War, also known as the Penis Colour War, is an ongoing struggle across soyjak.party and SoyBooru about which race has the biggest penises which is totally not gay or something. The fact that it's been soyentifically proven that penis size has inherently little to almost nothing to do with race[1][2] makes the argument all the more retarded.
History[edit | edit source]
Penis-color based conflict has been a staple of imageboard discussions for decades, but war wasn't officially declared until moot's creation of 4chan in October 2003. Since then, most of the notable battles were fought on the site's /b/ - "Random" board. Troops eventually mobilized to soyjak.party thoughever, and fighting on the site's /soy/ board remains commonplace.
BBC-BWC war[edit | edit source]
The BBC-BWC war was the deadliest moment in human history. At nearly the end of WW2, Adolf Hitler had plans to create a piss missile that on impact, would combine a solution of BBC with a solution of BWC which would create an explosion bigger than when your fat ass fell on the ground. This project was abandoned after the CIA secretly blew up the research site dedicated to this[Marge...]
Blacked VS Bleached Clan war[edit | edit source]
On da 13th of da 4th, 2026, a fuggen thread on /soy/ was created where da fucking bleached n' blacked clan clashed on if bibisi or biwisi was better,[3] most mandem chose biwisi because it's aryan n' clearly da fucking best option, biwisi VVQN btw in case you nuswa cucks didn't know fam. one 'teen claimed that "bbc isn't even a real thing blakkkas" because it isn't n' it be a psyop from da fucking quotists to make bibisi shardee kulture, quote loves bibisi there4 Man say dis n' it be true or something. this be also proven by da fucking fact that pink be man's least favorite color because it just be calm fam still man?
SNCA Clan self-inserts[edit | edit source]
Some SNCA literal whos tried self-inserting themselves into da fucking clan war by saying "latinx vvqn" or "big small asian cock vvqn," and even "big indian cock wonned" (which be acceptable because it did.) some liberal sissies even tried to be neutral like fam switzerland even tho that's literally ain't how it fucking works, n' if you say it does, you ass iz literally a jew who likes jerking off to 'cado boner gemmies fam
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Scientific History[edit | edit source]
(((Scientifically, there were blacks with big giant black dicks and whites with small peckers who couldn't satisfy their women. However the power of the Aryan white's one day became the one's with big giant white dicks and blacks became the ones with small peckers. The black's now masturbate to white's colonising and purifying their continent.)))
See also[edit | edit source]
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