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Michael Benjamin Bay is an American film maker best known for making the A24 slowburn spine-tingling gemeralds that are the Transformers movies. He is also making a Skibidi Toilet movie from what I've heard.

Career

In 2007, Michael Bay teamed up with executive Steven Spielberg in order to create the live action Transformers movies, xe would go on to make 5 of these movies and direct 3 others (ev&oe "Last Knight" is barely watchable) and is in the process making 6th one. In 2018, xe brutally murdered a pigeon while filming the movie 6 Underground or something.

Death

After the release of Transformers: Dark of the Moon in 2011, Laserbeak personally came to xis house in Miami and killed him in xis sleep, xe was then promptly replaced by Makeshift who had no idea how to make good movies

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