St. Johns Bridge
The St. Johns Bridge also known as SJB for short, is a steel bridge in Portland, Oregon, originally designed by (((David B. Steinman))).[a] It's best known for having a pretty view, being a long way down, and being a weapon of TTD, making trannies go >ACK! whenever they dare to cross it, making it a gemmy bridge. Oh, and cars can use it to cross the Willamette River or whatever.
It's The Bridge of Death for trannies, which has cursed troons who have even been in proximity of it.
Victims Owns
[edit | edit source]Given its tall structure, this bridge has become a famous spot for suicidal people in Oregon to jump off of and become An Hero, especially trannies. There are 2 confirmed kills so far:
- Andrew Grant Fosgate - Probably the most famous victim, a literal nophono who decided to jump after so much hecking transphobia. On 2 May 2025, xhe left home overnight, took a bus to the bridge, and posted a photo from atop it on xitter with the caption "it's a pretty view" and "long way down". Xer body was recovered from the Willamette River below 8 days later, on 10 May 2025. This suicide has turned xer into some sort of tranny martyr, influencing other suicides.
- "Lillia" Holland - Another literal who troon who jumped off the bridge on 9 September 2025, 4 months after Fosgate. The troons on Wplace ended up putting a pathetic excuse for a memorial near the Fosgate one. Troons all over the internet cried about it and then dilated if anyone told them to stop. [They just did, okay?] This one also happened to be black, so this was a contribution to TND as well as TTD. Nigger shemales are known for being victims of murder as well as acking, so this is not a surprising case of troon -ACK at all. [1]
- Anthony Onstott - Pretended to kill himself by jumping off the bridge in order to fake his death and escape criticism from him having groomed two 14-year olds.
- An unknown jumper jumped from the bridge on May 8, 2026, causing the Oregon fire department to close the bridge to all traffic for an hour. The bridge reopened an hour later and the individual got hospitalized with life-threatening injuries.[2] It is unclear whether he's a tranny or not.
Soyduel of St. Johns Bridge
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The Soyduel of St. Johns Bridge was a slow-burn, nerve-wrecking dispute on the St. Johns Bridge in Portland, Oregon, from where Fosgate jumped. A shrine was laid by local trannies to press F to pay their respects or something, with a moralGOD 'teen placing a printed picture of Feraljak and Cobson, with a moral truthnuke written on the back about Jesus saving or something like that.
The video would be featured on a trending Plebbit post on the r/iamatotalpieceofshit subreddit and subject to condemnation by ignorant faggots who judge a book by its cover (In this case, two heckin' wholesome bald chungus friends just hanging out, y'know? Like, wtf?) and didn't see the peaceful message underneath.[3]
Later, a namefag known as ScientoloJu would pay his respects by adding a Weirdpenis picture. More additions by grieving 'teens would follow, such as a YWNBAW + male symbol graffiti🗝️ on the railing, and a troonjak picture that would later appear in a video posted to the r/4tran4 subreddit.[4]
In the video, a tranny, whom the OP alleged to be a friend of, destroyed the heartfelt contributions to the memorial, including the Weirdpenis, Troonjak, and Feral-Cobson,[5] muttering the feeblest "fuck you" with xeir nose pinched in a way that would turn even the most locker-stuffed, lunch-moneyless wedgied schoolboy into a ruthless bully around xem, while completely ignoring the moralGOD's attempt at de-escalation. Talks on offering a scatological tribute to the shrine in the Indian mourning tradition were underway, though no such tribute was placed.[6] The result was a Sharty win.
August 12, 2025. A Sonic channel made a memorial for xer.
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The first 'jak
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The second 'jak[7]
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Second 'jak's hidden message (moralGOD I kneel...)🗝️
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The third 'jak
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The fourth 'jak
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The removal; of course this faggot is wearing Converse[8] (Why did xe throw the Weirdpenis? The hell did he do?)
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Fifth and last 'jak before people stopped caring. (Cobson and everybody still VVON doe)
Theme song
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Notes
- ↑ He also built bridges in Canada, Europe, Latin America, Asia and the Middle East.
Snopes
- ↑ https://x.com/tiredtakodachi/status/1965299777048080565
- ↑ https://www.oregonlive.com/commuting/2026/05/st-johns-bridge-closed-due-to-emergency-response.html
- ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/1kz9cwh/man_plants_soyjak_meme_image_at_trans_womans/
- ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/4tran4/comments/1kzoyyf/my_4tranner_friend_from_portland_restored/
- ↑ https://archive.ph/qc0p6 File:TroonSeethage.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/stl6fj.mp4
- ↑ https://archive.ph/6fqKw
- ↑ https://archive.today/em6Ge https://archive.today/hYQmz
- ↑ https://archive.ph/epieF
