Weirdpenis

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Weirdpenis is a forced meme?submitted 2 hours ago by u/coal_poster_69

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Heckin' downvoted

Weirdpenis smell like cheese ~ oh woah

Weirdpenis is a left-wing hippie!

>Max 'G

Weirdpenis is a soyjak variant that is traced from one of internet animator Hotdiggedydemon's profile pictures. He is best known for creating Horse.mp4 and Mario's Week Out o algo. He's also the god of animation.

The first instance of Weirdpenis was created by ScientoloJu and uploaded to the 'ru at the end of 2024, THOUGH a very similar nuvariant that Weirdpenis might be a descendant of was created during the January 14, 2024 Poopson incident. Weirdpenis was forced by some people around early to mid June 2025, and said forcers created this very page.

Ju left an image of Weirdpenis on Andrew Fosgate's memorial on St. Johns Bridge, so 'teens started associating the variant to the troon's suicide. For example, on wplace, xer picture is often replaced with Weirdpenis.

History

Despite its short history, it had gained a good reputation with some people, with namefags such as Rot acting in support of this variant.

Weirdpenis also was probably made to satirize the low quality nuvariants made by nusoifetuses.

Death

On August 1, 2026, Hotdiggedydemon announced that he is going to kill himself in Switzerland via euthinasia. The reason for this was fibromyalgia and chronic uncontrollable drooling. Apparently he is reconsidering it according to one of his xeets

Controversy

Like most nuvariants, Weirdpenis is very controversial, with some of its detractors claiming that it is NAS coal forced by ScientoloJu himself.

Despite this, Weirdpenis posters claim to have a counter-argument to this.

• Weirdpenis has a stubble.
• Weirdpenis has glasses (along with xer glasses handles).
• Weirdpenis is bald (not to mention traced from a bald guy).
• Weirdpenis is traced from a real life soyboy.

If this argument is taken into account it could be concluded that Weirdpenis is most definitely IAS.

Gallery

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  A proto-Weirdpenis from the January 14, 2024 Poopson incident
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  Weirdchud.
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  Weirdplier.
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  Angry weirdpenis.
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  Problem?
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  Weirdglowstick
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  (((Circumcised))) penis.
• 
  Aryan bratvvürst
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  Erectpenis/Weirdboner.
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  Front view of the penis.
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  >You’ve, you’ve made a mistake I guess. And now you’re just jealous because my nigger cartoon is better than your nigger cartoon.
• ^the qween singing the anthem of the most aryan splinter o algo

Trivia

• He is obese.
• He is bald.
• He is funny-looking.
• He is stupid.
• He has no money.
• He has no car.
• He is way too tall.
• He is uneducated.
• He likes cartoons for children.
• He has scrawny arms. (no muscle mass whatsoever)
• He has a weird penis. (hence the name)
• He is neurotic and mentally ill.
• He has crooked teeth and a big pointy nose.
• He is not good at anything. (not exactly true...)
• He has thoracic kyphosis.
• He is a glutton.
• He has stupid incorrect opinions.
• He is emotionally unstable and immature.
• He is egotistical and self absorbed.
• He has pale greasy skin and huge pores.
• He is covered in zits, scabs, and open wounds.
• He has a history of racist jokes^🗝️ (he feels deeply ashamed of them^🔒)
• He has no social skills.
• He has no business prospects or ambition.
• He is a condescending pseudo-intellectual.
• He fails at everything.
• He doesn't bathe.
• He has very, very low self esteem.
• He goons to /nate/.

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