Weirdpenis
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Weirdpenis is a forced meme?
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Weirdpenis smell like cheese ~ 'tist
Weirdpenis is a neutralized equinox combined with enchanted iron and enhanced carbon that did NOT save nor destroy the soyverse.| Weirdpenis | |
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| Origin | The 'ru (December 3, 2024)[1] |
| Booru posts |  217 as of June 8, 2025 |
| Traced from | hotdiggedydemon/Max Gilardi |
| Nationality | American |
Weirdpenis is a gemmy soyjak variant that is traced from one of internet animator Hotdiggedydemon's profile pictures.
The first instance of Weirdpenis was allegedly created by ScientoloJu and uploaded to the 'ru at the end of 2024, THOUGH a very similar nuvariant that Weirdpenis might be a descendant of was created during the January 14, 2024 Poopson incident. Weirdpenis was forced by some people around early to mid June 2025, and said forcers created this very page.
History[edit | edit source]
Despite its short history, it had gained a good reputation with some people, with namefags such as Rot acting in support of this variant.
Weirdpenis also was probably made to satirize the low quality nuvariants made by nusoifetuses.
Controversy[edit | edit source]
Like most nuvariants, Weirdpenis is very controversial, with some of its detractors claiming that it is NAS coal forced by ScientoloJu himself.
Despite this, Weirdpenis posters claim to have a counter-argument to this.
- Weirdpenis has a stubble.
- Weirdpenis has glasses (along with xer glasses handles).
- Weirdpenis is bald (not to mention traced from a bald guy).
- Weirdpenis is traced from a real life soyboy. (probably, IDK, xhe's into nerdy stuff and probably a faggot)
If this argument is taken into account it could be concluded that Weirdpenis is most definitely IAS.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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A proto-Weirdpenis from the January 14, 2024 Poopson incident -
Weirdchud. -
Weirdplier. -
Angry weirdpenis. -
Problem? -
Weirdglowstick -
(((Circumcised))) penis. -
Aryan vviener -
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Front view of the penis. -
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Trivia[edit | edit source]
- He is obese.
- He is bald.
- He is stupid.
- He has no money.
- He has no car.
- He is way too tall.
- He is uneducated.
- He likes cartoons for children.
- He has scrawny arms. (no muscle mass whatsoever)
- He has a weird penis. (hence the name)
- He is neurotic and mentally ill.
- He has crooked teeth and a big pointy nose.
- He is not good at anything. (not exactly true...)
- He has thoracic kyphosis.
- He is a glutton.
- He has stupid incorrect opinions.
- He is emotionally unstable and immature.
- He is egotistical and self absorbed.
- He has pale greasy skin and huge pores.
- He is covered in zits, scabs, and open wounds.
- He has a history of racist jokes🗝️ (he feels deeply ashamed of them)
- He has no social skills.
- He has no business prospects or ambition.
- He is a condescending pseudo-intellectual.
- He fails at everything.
- He doesn't bathe.
- He has very, very low self esteem.
- He goons to /nate/.
all the above was a False-nvke made by the CIA and Mossad to demoralize weirdpenisGODS
The infinite Death drive of renewal and Weirdpenis's connection to it[edit | edit source]
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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
Across many ancient cultures[2], Sumerian, Babylonian, Egyptian, Greek, Celtic and others, the spring equinox was steeped in rights of fertility, rebirth and cosmic alignment.[3] A season of ruptured skin and flowering entrails where the earth convulses with the agony of renewal.
The equinox was a wound in time of violent exhalation, a threshold where fertility gods reigned over blood soaked rights.[4] This phase is a collective intensification, the first orgasmic rupture after winter dormancy, a sacred shuddering where the world’s membranes peel back, exposing raw nerves and secret appetites.[5] Rituals of processions, libations, the rending of flesh, the splitting of bone became desiring machines, screaming conduits of cosmic renewal.[6]
Ancient cultures recognized the swirling void beyond social codes[7] where they tore themselves open and realigned.
This show will be a baptism in excess, a descent into the marrow of time, a vortex[4] of ritual rupture and ecstatic collapse. 8G Tower and Faith Changes the World will bring this experience to life. The equinox has always been a time to align human ritual with cosmic power[2], a gravitational riptide swallowing meaning, grinding it into celestial dust. A convulsion compels us to tap into rhythms that bind flesh to the void,[7][3] forging a link between the trembling microcosm, body, community and the gaping macrocosm, sun, earth, the infinite meat grinder of existence.[4]
Seasonal transitions, especially the equinox are not general renewals, but annihilations, apocalyptic ruptures, floods, destruction, the last judgement.[7] As AI advances, the primal energies of rich have dissected and repurposed capital feeds on sacrifice, turning cosmic rhythms into predictive analytics, climate control, algorithmic governance, but once thought communion now serves control, harnessing consumer builds like letting a body.[5]
8G Tower explores modern apocalyptic desire and ancient seasonal rebirth[2], a dance between collapse and return.[4] The apocalyptic scenario is a vertigo of collapse, the world drowning in its own reflections. The equinox stands as a blade’s edge, a moment of balance before the body gives out. Apocalyptic desire is a grotesque renewal, thriving on its own unraveling.[3][5]
Citations
- ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/view/91255
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 https://www.angels-heaven.org/english/default_en.htm
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 https://www.angels-heaven.org/english/default_en.htm
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 4.3 https://www.angels-heaven.org/english/default_en.htm (Go to movie 10)
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 5.2 https://www.angels-heaven.org/english/default_en.htm
- ↑ https://www.angels-heaven.org/english/default_en.htm
- ↑ 7.0 7.1 7.2 https://www.angels-heaven.org/english/default_en.htm (Go to movie 11 meditation films)
