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The '''Death of [[soyjak.party]]''', also known as {{Brimtext|'''[[Soypocalypse]] Ϫ'''}}, is a <s>hypothetical</s> future event or [[Operation Pig Poop|process]] orchestrated by [[Quote]] where [[Admin 6]] and/or a true [[Poopson]] materialize and the Sharty either:
The '''Death of [[soyjak.party]]''', also known as {{Brimtext|'''[[Soypocalypse]] Ϫ'''}}, is a <s>hypothetical</s> future event or [[Operation Pig Poop|process]] orchestrated by [[Quote]] where [[Admin 6]] and/or a true [[Poopson]] materialize and the Sharty either:


* Goes down permanently due to a lack of hosting or [[Great Domain Drop|domain drop]] and undergoes a physical death. Many factors could lead to this, including difficulty in finding a hosting service that is willing to tolerate the [[TND|more]] [[Raids|controversial]] [[Doxing|elements]] of the Sharty. Certain [[CIA|fluorescent gentlemen]] may also seize the Sharty's servers in response to [[False flag|trickery]]. As of recently this seems the more likely option since [[Quote]] stated that he wouldn't sell the site when he is done, instead would [[Just shut it down|shut down]] in 3 years.
* Goes down permanently due to a lack of hosting or [[Great Domain Drop|domain drop]] and undergoes a physical death. Many factors could lead to this, including difficulty in finding a hosting service that is willing to tolerate the [[TND|more]] [[Raids|controversial]] [[Doxing|elements]] of the Sharty. Certain [[CIA|fluorescent gentlemen]] may also seize the Sharty's servers in response to [[False flag|trickery]]. As of recently this seems the more likely option since [[Quote]] stated that he wouldn't sell the site when he is done, instead would [[Just shut it down|shut down]] by 2029-[[Klaus Schwab|2030]].


* Loses its core distinguishing features and undergoes a spiritual death. Since the Sharty may be described as a form of [[Soyical Arts|counterculture]] created to ridicule [[Algorithm Sluts|normies]], [[Soy boy|media-obsessed soy boys]], [[trannies]] who groom kids in [[discord]] servers, and recently, elitist wannabe-[[Chudjak|chuds]] who congregate in communities like [[4chan]] and [[Twitter|right-wing xitter]] <s>(written by a tranny who will never be a real soyteen, chuds won)</s> (<- a [[Branigger|RW xitter lolipedo nick fuentes braptinx groyper who shoots up schools and grooms kids]] wrote this) a spiritual death would probably mean the Sharty becoming so popular that its main userbase comes to be comprised of the aforementioned parties. When [[Froot]] was still [[owner]], some [[Soyteen|teens]] maintained that he was [[Admin 6]] and that the Sharty had already begun or completed this second scenario. [[Fact|It appears that this one is coming true due to /soy/ being filled with frogcucks, furfags and soytan posters]], and additionally, many [[Xitter]] and [[Tiktok]] inmigrants misappropriating Sharty memes and terms like [[Millions must die|LE BILIONZE MAST DAI GUY!!!]] or "[[gem]] and [[coal]]". The only way to stop this is to get a new [[Admin Ϫ|Admin]] that makes [[Soy/|/soy/]] more [[IAS]].
* Loses its core distinguishing features and undergoes a spiritual death. Since the Sharty may be described as a form of [[Soyical Arts|counterculture]] created to ridicule [[Algorithm Sluts|normies]], [[Soy boy|media-obsessed soy boys]], [[trannies]] who groom kids in [[discord]] servers, and recently, elitist wannabe-[[Chudjak|chuds]] who congregate in communities like [[4chan]] and [[Twitter|right-wing xitter]] <s>(written by a tranny who will never be a real soyteen, chuds won)</s> (<- a [[Branigger|RW xitter lolipedo nick fuentes braptinx groyper who shoots up schools and grooms kids]] wrote this) a spiritual death would probably mean the Sharty becoming so popular that its main userbase comes to be comprised of the aforementioned parties. When [[Froot]] was still [[owner]], some [[Soyteen|teens]] maintained that he was [[Admin 6]] and that the Sharty had already begun or completed this second scenario. [[Fact|It appears that this one is coming true due to /soy/ being filled with frogcucks, furfags and soytan posters]], and additionally, many [[Xitter]] and [[Tiktok]] inmigrants misappropriating Sharty memes and terms like [[Millions must die|LE BILIONZE MAST DAI GUY!!!]] or "[[gem]] and [[coal]]". The only way to stop this is to get a new [[Admin Ϫ|Admin]] that makes [[Soy/|/soy/]] more [[IAS]].

Revision as of 19:13, 27 April 2026

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The Death of soyjak.party, also known as Soypocalypse Ϫ, is a hypothetical future event or process orchestrated by Quote where Admin 6 and/or a true Poopson materialize and the Sharty either:

  • Goes down permanently due to a lack of hosting or domain drop and undergoes a physical death. Many factors could lead to this, including difficulty in finding a hosting service that is willing to tolerate the more controversial elements of the Sharty. Certain fluorescent gentlemen may also seize the Sharty's servers in response to trickery. As of recently this seems the more likely option since Quote stated that he wouldn't sell the site when he is done, instead would shut down by 2029-2030.
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Death of soyjak.party
is part of a series on
SHUTTING DOWN SOYJAK.PARTY

>SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!
Entities that want to shut down Soyjak.st [-+]
"If you don't stop us, you're screwed!"
Tactics used to shut down Soyjak.st [-+]
Major events [-+]
Death of soyjak.party
is part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/