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The '''Death of [[soyjak.party]]''', also known as {{Brimtext|'''[[Soypocalypse]] Ϫ'''}}, is a <s>hypothetical</s> future event or [[Operation Pig Poop|process]] orchestrated by [[Quote]] where [[Admin 6]] and/or a true [[Poopson]] materialize and the Sharty either: | The '''Death of [[soyjak.party]]''', also known as {{Brimtext|'''[[Soypocalypse]] Ϫ'''}} or the [[Rupturejak|Rapeture]], is a <s>hypothetical</s> future event or [[Operation Pig Poop|process]] orchestrated by [[Quote]] where [[Admin 6]] and/or a true [[Poopson]] materialize and the Sharty either: | ||
* Goes down permanently due to a lack of hosting or [[Great Domain Drop|domain drop]] and undergoes a physical death. Many factors could lead to this, including difficulty in finding a hosting service that is willing to tolerate the [[TND|more]] [[Raids|controversial]] [[Doxing|elements]] of the Sharty. Certain [[CIA|fluorescent gentlemen]] may also seize the Sharty's servers in response to [[False flag|trickery]]. As of recently this seems the more likely option since [[Quote]] stated that he wouldn't sell the site when he is done, instead would [[Just shut it down|shut down]] by 2029-[[Klaus Schwab|2030]]. | * Goes down permanently due to a lack of hosting or [[Great Domain Drop|domain drop]] and undergoes a physical death. Many factors could lead to this, including difficulty in finding a hosting service that is willing to tolerate the [[TND|more]] [[Raids|controversial]] [[Doxing|elements]] of the Sharty. Certain [[CIA|fluorescent gentlemen]] may also seize the Sharty's servers in response to [[False flag|trickery]]. As of recently this seems the more likely option since [[Quote]] stated that he wouldn't sell the site when he is done, instead would [[Just shut it down|shut down]] by 2029-[[Klaus Schwab|2030]]. | ||
Revision as of 14:36, 25 May 2026
Death of soyjak.party is related to Agenda 2030Eat every bug (you) see. Live in ze pods to be ze first 4th industrial revolution adapter.
"agenda Death of soyjak.party vill be unfurled"
"agenda Death of soyjak.party vill be unfurled"
The Death of soyjak.party, also known as Soypocalypse Ϫ
hypothetical future event or process orchestrated by Quote where Admin 6 and/or a true Poopson materialize and the Sharty either:
- Goes down permanently due to a lack of hosting or domain drop and undergoes a physical death. Many factors could lead to this, including difficulty in finding a hosting service that is willing to tolerate the more controversial elements of the Sharty. Certain fluorescent gentlemen may also seize the Sharty's servers in response to trickery. As of recently this seems the more likely option since Quote stated that he wouldn't sell the site when he is done, instead would shut down by 2029-2030.
- Loses its core distinguishing features and undergoes a spiritual death. Since the Sharty may be described as a form of counterculture created to ridicule normies, media-obsessed soy boys, trannies who groom kids in discord servers, and recently, elitist wannabe-chuds who congregate in communities like 4chan and right-wing xitter
(written by a tranny who will never be a real soyteen, chuds won)(<- a RW xitter lolipedo nick fuentes braptinx groyper who shoots up schools and grooms kids wrote this) a spiritual death would probably mean the Sharty becoming so popular that its main userbase comes to be comprised of the aforementioned parties. When Froot was still owner, some teens maintained that he was Admin 6 and that the Sharty had already begun or completed this second scenario. It appears that this one is coming true due to /soy/ being filled with frogcucks, furfags and soytan posters, and additionally, many Xitter and Tiktok inmigrants misappropriating Sharty memes and terms like LE BILIONZE MAST DAI GUY!!! or "gem and coal". The only way to stop this is to get a new Admin that makes /soy/ more IAS.
