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Blood

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>Though maybe you were looking for This wiki's page on Poop, Pee, or Cum?
This page, and its contents... /calm/ing???NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE
THIS PAGE MAKES MY CUTS BLEEDGothic culture permeates this area... NO POSERS.
Mazel tov! Blood is Kosher!This article is related to (((God's chosen people))). Read all revisions to find a solution to your most perplexing quandary.
>YOU WILL BLEED
Blood smell like cheese ~ tc
>SOOWOOP!
Pictured: A feraljak bleeding from the nose & eyes from how angry he is

Blood is the other other fluid that you (sometimes) shouldn't bleed out. It is a red, vital specialized bodily fluid, accounting for 7-8% of total body weight. It primarily circulates nutrients, respiratory gases, immune system components, body heat, and hormones while removing waste.

You have a special series of canals in your body known as your Bloodstream. Which is the path blood circulates in. If you dont have blood circulation to an affected part of the body then the part of the body fucking dies

Blood when it starts to rot / become low on oxygen becomes brown like poop, although it is bright red directly when leaving the heart

Ways to spill out blood

  • Get cut
  • Die
  • Seethe hard
  • Have a nosebleed
  • Have a period (this only works if you're a real woman)
  • Get shot
  • Get your head split open
  • Extreme dilation
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