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DQNALD JQHN TRVɅɅP (born June 14, 1946), also known as GQD EMPERQR DQNALD TRUɅɅP and BLVɅɅPF VQN SCHITZENPANTS, is an American politician and businesswoman best known for being the 47th and current President of the USA. He also served as the 45th President of the USA from 2017 to 2021. His IAS children include Norwegian Soyjak and Trumpjak. He is also notable for pioneering the use of memetics and meme warfare.[1]

Trump may well be the most famous American to currently walk the Earth. Formerly a real estate mogul, pageant manager molester, entrepreneur, and media celebrity, he decided to meme his way to the 2016 election, stealing it from Hillary Clitton. A stark Sootist, Trump employed many isolationist and anti-international TTD policies and attempted to build a great wall on the Mexico border to keep the meximutts and Jartycucks out just like the Chinese. Unfortunately for him, they didn't like that. Despite his frequent trolling and pre-Epstein gemminess, Trump was not able to turn the shitstorm that was the year 2020 into his favor, losing to the Democratic Party's path-of-least-resistance shoehorn: Joe Biden. Trump immediately accused Joe Biden of rigging the election by importing Mexicans and using mail-in ballots to swing the election in Biden's favor even though it was because most of his supporters are too fat and retarded to fit into the voting booths and those who could fit in tried to shoot the ballots to cast their vote.

In 2021, Trump launched his campaign for a non-consecutive second term in office. In July 2024, he was almost assassinated by a rogue tranny, but survived, boosting his campaign. A week later, Joe Biden pulled out of the race and made the 2024 Democratic nominee Kamala Harris, who was the George Floyd protest diversity hire back from 2020. Since Kamala is an IRL Amerimutt, and is also 5 times as unlikeable as even Hillary Clinton, as expected, Trump won the election in a landslide (even being the first republican to win the popular vote since 2004), and sent Kamala Harris back to California. After the inauguration, he literally became Hitler according to Xitter troons due to actually punishing criminals instead of DEI-hiring them in government positions.

Trumpspeak

Trumpspeak is a typing style where you pretend to be a schizo Trump worshipper or something.

  • u > V
  • w > VV
  • o/0 > Q
  • m > ɅɅ
  • 9 > q
  • 6 > b

Gemmy 'ump moments

Trump with his 2nd gay lover arch nemesis Sleepy Joe, although this image was fact-checked by AɅɅERICAN PATRIQTS to be a false DemocRAT illustration as Trump isn't obese[it just is, ok?] and has the physique of Zeus[it just is, ok?]
  • He won the presidential elections twice[2]
  • He survived a shot in the ear on July 13th 2024[3][That shit looks staged][meds now][I'm OD'ing like Clavicular]
  • He RAPED Iran and made tons of Iraniggers, chinKIKES, meximutts, and DemoKKKRATS seethe on Xitter. The Dems called the attack "le heckin' inconstitutional" even doe Obama did the same thing in Syria.[5] Iran has counter-raped the United States of Israel by shooting down F15E fighter jets and conducting joint naval rape operations w/ ze Houthis in the Straight of Whore-Moose. They also can't decide on whether America is winning so hard that it's "bullying" or losing horribly and somehow managing to cover up several thousand casualties. < shitskin hands wrote this, a̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶r̶ ̶e̶n̶d̶e̶d̶ nvm.
  • He raided shitoko's child labor weed farm in Los Angeles and indirectly killed one meximutt.[6]
  • He attacked Venezuela and (allegedly) killed the ESL FNF Pedo.
  • He started wars Nophono cares about
  • Completely turned on Nick Fuentes, going against everything he loved about him
  • Stopped a woman from being president TWICE

Coally 'ump moments

Sexual History

Dox

Nophono cares.

Social Media Accounts

Personal Information
  • Aliases: John Barron or Baron, John Miller, Carolin Gallego, David Dennison
  • Name: Donald John Trump
  • Date of Birth: June 14, 1946 (80 years old)
  • Sex: Male Male
  • Address: 1100 South Ocean Boulevard
  • Nationality: American
  • Ethnicity: German-Scottish
  • Email(s): president@whitehouse.gov
  • Religion: Nondenominational Christian
  • Phono(s): 917-756-8000[appropriated]
  • ID Number(s): 086-38-5955[invalid]

Auxiliary Information

  • Son's address: 494 Mariner Dr, Jupiter, FL 33477

Seetheralds

  • Fat shaneequa in xer car. She really sounds like this btw
  • >trump=hitler ice=SS trump le BAD...must... KILL
    >trump=hitler ice=SS trump le BAD...must... KILL

See also

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Y-P0v2Hh0&t=1876s
  2. ↑ Donald Trump said so, okay?!
  3. ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0721-0115-45/https://www.foxnews.com:443/politics/assassination-attempt-trump-pennsylvania-rally-2-hurt-2-dead-including-shooter
  4. ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0721-0115-45/https://www.c-span.org:443/video/?c5124900/donald-trump-disavows-project-2025
  5. ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0721-0115-56/https://www.nbcnews.com:443/world/middle-east/live-blog/israel-iran-conflict-rcna214241
  6. ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0721-0115-57/https://www.cbsnews.com:443/news/more-than-300-arrested-immigration-raids-southern-california-farms-feds/

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