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DQNALD JQHN TRVɅɅP (born June 14, 1946), also known as GQD EMPERQR DQNALD TRUɅɅP is a Scottish-German American politician and businessman of who is best known for being an Aryan who banned Epstein from Mar-a-lago and releasing the Epstein files[1], He is the 47th and current President of the USA, he also served as the 45th President of the USA from 2017 to 2021. His IAS children include Norwegian Soyjak and Trumpjak. He is also notable for pioneering the use of memetics and meme warfare.[2]
Trump may well be the most famous American to currently walk the Earth. Formerly a real estate mogul, entrepreneur, and media celebrity, he decided to meme his way to the 2016 election, stealing the election from Hillary Clitton. A stark Sootist, Trump employed many isolationist and anti-international TTD policies and attempted to build a great wall on the Mexico border to keep the meximutts and Jartycucks out just like the Chinese. Unfortunately for him they didn't like that. Despite his frequent trolling and pre-Epstein gemminess, Trump was not able to turn the shitstorm that was the year 2020 into his favor, losing to the Democratic Party's path of least resistance shoehorn: Joe Biden. Trump immediately accused Joe Biden of rigging the election by importing mexicans and using mail in ballots to swing the election in Biden's favor
In 2021, Trump launched his campaign for a non-consecutive second term in office. In July 2024 he was almost assassinated by a rogue tranny, but survived, boosting his campaign. A week later, Joe Biden pulled out of the race and made the 2024 Democratic nominee Kamala Harris, who was the George Floyd protest diversity hire back from 2020. Since Kamala is an IRL Amerimutt, and is also 5 times as unlikeable as even Hillary Clinton, as expected, Trump won the election in a landslide (even being the first republican to win the popular vote since 2004), and sent Kamala Harris back to California. (GEEEEEG) After the inauguration he literally became Hitler according to Xitter troons due to actually punishing criminals instead of DEI hiring them in government positions.
Trumpspeak[edit | edit source]

Trumpspeak is a typing style where you pretend to be a schizo Trump worshiper or something...
- u > V
- w > VV
- o/0 > Q
- m > ɅɅ
- 9 > q
- 6 > b
Gemmy 'ump moments[edit | edit source]

- He won the presidential elections twice.[3]
- He survived a shot in the ear on July 13th 2024.[4]
[That shit looks staged][meds now][I'm OD'ing like Clavicular]
will possibly enact TTD with project 2025 even doe he has publicly disavowed it.[5]Project 2025 sadly never happened[Even though it did]- mindbroke every single xittertroon KEK
- By talking about His Majesty Donald Trump you can easily spot YUHROPOORS and troons that don't believe in his plans that never happened
- He sent a million spics and pedos to El Salvadoran death camps🗝️
- He
RAPED Iran and made tons of Iraniggers, chinKIKES, meximutts, and DEmoKKKRATS seethe on Xitter, the dems called the attack "le heckin unconsitutional" evendoe obama did the same thing in syria.[6]Iran has counter-raped the United States of Israel by shooting down F15E fighter jets and conducting joint naval rape operations w/ ze Houthis in the Straight of Whore-Moose. They also can't decide on whether America is winning so hard that it's "bullying" or losing horribly and somehow managing to cover up several thousand casualties.< shitskin hands wrote this - He raided shitoko's child labor weed farm in Los Angeles and indirectly killed one meximutt.[7]
- He attacked Venezuela and (allegedly) killed the ESL FNF Pedo.
- He started wars nophono cares about
Coally 'ump moments[edit | edit source]
- Sold data of US citizens to Palantir
- Was a demokrat prior to running for president
- Jew yorker
- He started wars nophono cares about
Sexual History[edit | edit source]
- Marla Maples
- Melania Trump (Consensual)
- Various Prostitutes (Consensual)
- Your Mom (Consensual)
Doxing[edit | edit source]
- Aliases: President Trump, Donny, Honest Don
- Name: Donald John Trump
- Date of Birth: June 14, 1946 (79 years old)
- Address: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500
- Nationality: German
- Email(s): president@whitehouse.gov
- Phono(s): +1 (202) 456-1111
- Employment: The United States Government
Seetheralds[edit | edit source]
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Fat shaneequa in xer car. She really sounds like this btw
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>trump=hitler ice=SS trump le BAD...must... KILL
See also[edit | edit source]
- Trumpflare
- Norwegian Soyjak
- Trumpjak
- Yuri Kuznetsov
- Kuz is Trump theory
- Trump on the 'ru
- Detractor perspective
- TRVE VERSION
Notes
Snopes
- ↑ https://www.wsj.com/us-news/trump-epstein-mar-a-lago-ban-2011dc53 https://www.justice.gov/opa/media/1426091/dl
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Y-P0v2Hh0&t=1876s
- ↑ Donald Trump said so, okay?!
- ↑ https://www.foxnews.com/politics/assassination-attempt-trump-pennsylvania-rally-2-hurt-2-dead-including-shooter
- ↑ https://www.c-span.org/video/?c5124900/donald-trump-disavows-project-2025
- ↑ https://www.nbcnews.com/world/middle-east/live-blog/israel-iran-conflict-rcna214241
- ↑ https://www.cbsnews.com/news/more-than-300-arrested-immigration-raids-southern-california-farms-feds/
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