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This page is a topaz.DQNALD JQHN TRVɅɅP (born June 14, 1946), also known as GQD EMPERQR DQNALD TRUɅɅP is a South American politician and businesswoman of who is best known for being THE FUHRER and GOD, He is the 47th and current President of the USA, he also served as the 45th President of the USA from 2017 to 2021. His IAS children include Norwegian Soyjak and Trumpjak. He is also notable for pioneering the use of memetics and meme warfare.[1]
Trump may well be the most famous American to currently walk the Earth. Formerly a real estate mogul, pageant manager molester, entrepreneur, and media celebrity, he decided to meme his way to the 2016 election, stealing the election from Hillary Clitton. A stark Sootist, Trump employed many isolationist and anti-international TTD policies and attempted to build a great wall on the Mexico border to keep the meximutts and Jartycucks out just like the Chinese. Unfortunately for him they didn't like that. Despite his frequent trolling and pre-Epstein gemminess, Trump was not able to turn the shitstorm that was the year 2020 into his favor, losing to the Democratic Party's path of least resistance shoehorn: Joe Biden. Trump immediately accused Joe Biden of rigging the election by importing mexicans and using mail in ballots to swing the election in Biden's favor even though he lost because most of his supporters are too fat and retarded to fit into the voting booths and those who could fit in tried to shoot the ballots with their guns order to mark down their vote.
In 2021, Trump launched his campaign for a non-consecutive second term in office. In July 2024 he was almost assassinated by a rogue tranny, but survived, boosting his campaign. A week later, Joe Biden pulled out of the race and made the 2024 Democratic nominee Kamala Harris, who was the George Floyd protest diversity hire back from 2020. Since Kamala is an IRL Amerimutt, and is also 5 times as unlikeable as even Hillary Clinton, as expected, Trump won the election in a landslide (even being the first republican to win the popular vote since 2004), and sent Kamala Harris back to California. (GEEEEEG) After the inauguration he literally became Hitler according to Xitter troons due to actually punishing criminals instead of DEI hiring them in government positions.
Trumpspeak[edit | edit source]
Trumpspeak is a typing style where you pretend to be a schizo Trump worshiper or something...
- u > V
- w > VV
- o/0 > Q
- m > ɅɅ
- 9 > q
- 6 > b
Gemmy 'ump moments[edit | edit source]
- He won the presidential elections twice.[2]
- He survived a shot in the ear on July 13th 2024.[3][That shit looks staged]
will possibly enact TTD with project 2025 even doe he has publicly disavowed it.[4]Project 2025 was forgotten albeit most of it was adapted by him anyway- mindbroke every single xittertroon KEK
- By talking about His Majesty Donald Trump you can easily spot YUHROPOORS and troons that don't believe in his plans of the gemmiest qualities known to humankind
- He sent a gorillion spics to El Salvadoran death camps (taken from reliable xitter sources)
- He
RAPED Iran and made tons of Iraniggers, chinKIKES, meximutts, and DEmoKKKRATS seethe on Xitter, the dems called the attack "le heckin unconsitutional" evendoe obama did the same thing in syria.[5] Iran has counter-raped the United States of Israel by shooting down F15E fighter jets and conducting joint naval rape operations w/ ze Houthis in the Straight of Whore-Moose. They also can't decide on whether America is winning so hard that it's "bullying" or losing horribly and somehow managing to cover up several thousand casualties. - He raided shitoko's child labor weed farm in Los Angeles and indirectly killed one meximutt.[6]
- He attacked Venezuela and (allegedly) killed the ESL FNF Pedo.
- He started wars nophono cares about
Coally 'ump moments[edit | edit source]
- Is in the Epstein Files, and tried to stop their release
- Started a war with a literal who to get people to forget about the Epstein Files
- Molested teenage girls at pageant shows
- Israelfag
- Clopper Faggot
- Actual fag because he either gave Bill Clinton or a horse a sloppy blowjob
- Put a jeet in charge of the FBI
- Took bribes from sand niggers
- Married his daughter off to an Epstein 2.0 kike faggot.
- Sold data of US citizens to Palantir[literally every administration has done this nuswa]
- Was a demokrat prior to running for president
- Jew yorker
- He started wars nophono cares about
Sexual History[edit | edit source]
- Ivana Trump
- Marla Maples
- Melania Trump (Consensual)
- Stormy Daniels
- Benjamin "BiBi" Mileikowsky (non-consensual (Trump didn't consent))
- Jeffrey Epstein (Consensual,
mid-late 2000s, debated[TF u mean debated. The fag in chief literally called himself Epstein's best friend after the pedo convictions]) - Bubba (Consensual NIGGA SUCKED A DICK GEEEEEEEEEEG)
- Bill Clinton (Consensual, debated)
- Various Prostitutes (consensual,
debated[His wife is a prostitute]) - Various Jews (Consensual)
- Various Children (Non-Consensual) (
debated)[bro literally said he would date is underage daughter]) - Your Mom (Consensual)
- America (Consensual, lack of lube for how rough Trump would fuck the economy was not disclosed)
- Iran (Non-Consensual, currently in a reverse rape situation[7])
- J.D. Vance (consensual, in a threesome with Erika Kirk)
Doxing[edit | edit source]
- Aliases: President Trump, Donny, Honest Don
- Name: Donald John Trump
- Date of Birth: June 14, 1946 (79 years old)
- Address: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500
- Nationality: Israeli
- Email(s): president@whitehouse.gov
- Phono(s): +1 (202) 456-1111
- Employment: The United States Government
Seetheralds[edit | edit source]
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Fat shaneequa in xer car. She really sounds like this btw
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>trump=hitler ice=SS trump le BAD...must... KILL
See also[edit | edit source]
- Trumpflare
- Norwegian Soyjak
- Trumpjak
- Yuri Kuznetsov
- Kuz is Trump theory
- Trump on the 'ru
- Detractor perspective
- TRVE VERSION
Notes
Snopes
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Y-P0v2Hh0&t=1876s
- ↑ Donald Trump said so, okay?!
- ↑ https://www.foxnews.com/politics/assassination-attempt-trump-pennsylvania-rally-2-hurt-2-dead-including-shooter
- ↑ https://www.c-span.org/video/?c5124900/donald-trump-disavows-project-2025
- ↑ https://www.nbcnews.com/world/middle-east/live-blog/israel-iran-conflict-rcna214241
- ↑ https://www.cbsnews.com/news/more-than-300-arrested-immigration-raids-southern-california-farms-feds/
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/shorts/amLmlAuwmVA
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