Rebellion
It has been known for gorrilions of years now that the reason ‘jakking kulture is so gemmy is because it was created as a direct response to the unfunny and iron fisted reign of the ‘cuck’s jannies. Soyposters of old would frequently evade just to be able to post something as a simple as a soyquote, and this in turn made the soyvironment of the times very competitive and survival of the fittest I think. But, now that ‘jakkers have their own board to post on, this begs the question: does ‘jakking culture still hold up to its rebellious roots? Many esteemed soyentists have been debating this answer for centuries, but this article will attempt to explain it all, once and for eternity.
Current List of Rebels[edit | edit source]
While ‘jakkers on the ‘cuck still rebel against janny rule, normal ‘arty ‘teens typically do not. Most ‘teens don’t mind, after all, since many of the ones who do (e.g. frogNIGGERS) are viewed with disdain, and haven’t really developed a culture of their own besides being used to bait innocent ‘teens (even though they’re not innocent they’re just retarded). Some “rebel” factions, like zelliggers, will claim that they do in fact have their own unique culture, although the author of this article has yet to find much evidence of this claim.
Anyhow, besides ‘jakkers, there are rumors of other rebellious, gemmy factions on the ‘cuck fighting against the janny rule. Some are known about only through tales of their past exploits (such as sneedposters) as they apparently have died out to monkeypox exposure from meeting new world conquistadors and are now probably endangered (and mixed in with the local population), while others are still undocumented. The only rebels currently known about are the RETARDS, the eternal rebels, who generate seethe everywhere they go simply by acting like faggots (but that’s le bad)
Btw I'm trans
Chud 1: I read on the 'Schlogue that the only way to revive 'jakking is by going back to the 'cuck. The 'cuck is a place where 'jakking generates so much seethe that the jannies ban you for it. When the Post-Sharty era comes, I think we should move back to the 'cuck.
Chud 2: >I read on the 'Schlogue that the only way to revive 'jakking is by going back to the 'cuck This is supposed to happen during the rule of Admin Ϫ, who will lead us back to /qa/, according to The Soyble even though it might be a psyop no, it is not. You VVILL believe.
Ok,TRVTH now. Honestly, I'm a bot worried about how the soy culture will be preserved with shit like Purity Spiral, Pooner Takeover Theory, Newfag Repellant and more. The soy culture revolves around causing seething, which is now being done only by organizing massive raids such as Operation 9/11 or Operation 'za Month, or by 'teens to other 'teens. Barely anyone even knows about the Sharty. Even soy boys have evolved over time, we have not, with nuvariants almost always being coal or forced brimstone. TL;DR: we will either die out from lack of new things, succumb to forced brimstone such as FPE or Terrible Mouse, pretty much become like North Korea(a closed circlejerk that fails to attract new people due to the things like the previously mentioned purity spiral or "NUSOICACAS REALLY (literally anything) KEEEK"), or simply bait so brimstoney it attracts actual people the teen is larping as. OP wrote an actual TRVTH NVKE, bravo. ^ this brap needs improvement, if someone gets my idea, please do that
