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Rebellion

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It has been known for thrembillions of years now that the reason ‘jakking kulture is so gemmy is because it was formed as a response to the unfunny and iron fisted reign of 4cuck’s jannies. Soyposters would frequently have to evade them just to be able to post something as a simple as a soyquote. But when ‘jakkers were given their own site to post on, it begged the question: Does ‘jakking culture still hold up to its rebellious roots? Many esteemed soyentists have debated this idea for centuries, but this article will attempt to answer it, once and for all.

Other Rebelious Factions on the 'cuck[edit | edit source]

Besides ‘jakkers, there are rumors of other rebellious, gemmy factions on the ‘cuck fighting against the janny rule. Some are known about only through tales of their past exploits (such as the sneedposter) as they apparently have died out to being brutally 'nished and are now possibly endangered (or mixed in with the local population), while others are still undocumented. The only rebels currently known about are the eternal rebels, retards, who generate seethe everywhere they go.

One day, 'jakkers old and new will be lead back to /qa/ during the rule of Admin Ϫ, as stated in the The Soyble.

Rebels Within the Soysphere[edit | edit source]

While ‘jakkers on 4cuck still rebel against janny rule, ‘teens on the 'arty typically do not. Most ‘teens don’t mind, since those who do (e.g. frogposters) are viewed with disdain, and haven’t really developed a rich culture of their own besides baiting innocent 'teens, derailing threads, or demoralizing. Some “rebel” factions, like zelliggers, will claim that they do in fact have their own unique culture, although the experts are yet to verify this claim.

Soy culture revolves around causing seething and the 'jakking of soyboys, but as time goes on, the preservation of this tradition slowly fades as exposure of the sharty brings about newfags and trannies who force brimstone. With offsiters pushing their coally interests and 'teens doing raisin like purity spiraling, it's become a concern that soy culture will change into something unrecognizable due to the world changing. There have been many seetheralds still being made through raids such as Operation 9/11 and Operation NNN, and efforts have been made to keep the old culture alive and newfags away. In short, trannies ruin everything.