Bladee

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Benjamin Thage Dag Reichwald better known as Bladee (pronounced blade, not bladey) is a Swedish rapper best known for making the song “be nice 2 me” which is sometimes featured in Agartha edits or TND edits. He is extremely Aryan due to his Swedish ancestry and is considered one of the only acceptable rap artists to listen to as a white man, (others include Joeyy and Marlon DuBois).

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His music

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Bladee's music is not really accessible for da normiez o algo, many consider it an acquired taste hence there are memes like "it's bad but you'll get used to it"

His music is quite diverse with each project having its own sound and theme. To put it broadly, his music before 2019 was more melancholic and akin to rap, while his music in 2019-2022 was more positive, pop-oriented and had religious/spiritual themes, his music since 2024 is sort of a mix of both now but still has its own elements.

A comprehensive google drive of all of Bladee’s music until 2022 is available here.

Fanbase

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Because of his music and his persona, Bladee and by extension Drain Gang has garnered a cult fanbase called "drainers".

Since his music deals with topics that are relatable to incels like loneliness, his old fanbase was full of heckin bigoted alt-right incels or something. Many of them were also from 4chan's /mu/ or /fa/, Bladee himself was rumored to be active in /fa/'s WAYWT threads early in his career.

Unfortunately, like many other fanbases, it has been overrun by insufferable trannies, faggots and foids around the time of his shift in sound and Drain Gang memes blew up. More often than not, these "people" care more about inserting faggotry/troonery and shipping (if they're foids) than the music, it's better to stay away from any "discussion" about DG on Xitter, Tiktok, etc if you don't want to catch AIDS. It certainly doesn't help when Drain Gang/Sad Boys doesn't really do anything to weed off them and Ecco2k is a faggot (or at least panders to them). Despite this, be proud in the fact that (You) are white, straight, male, homophobic and transphobic [you just are, ok?] when you mention Bladee amongst faggots.

FACTS about Bladee

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  • He is Aryan
  • He is the most influential artist of the underground
  • He is christian
  • He doesn’t like making music with Ecco2k (GOOD)
  • He supports TTD and TND but can’t say that out loud
  • His music is the closest thing we can have to an aryanheaven choir here on earth
  • He likes the smell of gasoline, bleach and sharpie
  • When he goes to McDonald’s he gets a sad meal
  • He is King Nothing, the king that kills for nothing
  • He won’t hang out with you even if you are famous
  • He went to Drain Gang highschool and he’s a scholar.

Pipo who like Bladee

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Pipo who dislike Bladee

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The rest of Drain Gang

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Drain Gang (formerly Gravity Boys/Shield Gang) is Bladee's rap collective. Technically Yung Lean and Gud are in Sad Boys but they're heavily connected and the difference isn't that significant.

Yung Lean

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Yung Lean (powerword: Jonatan Aron Leandoer HĂĽstad) is Bladee's best friend and also an Aryan Swedish rapper, they make gemmy music as a duo. They met each other through Bladee's younger brother who is also a friend of Lean. Bladee was pretty much the only person to help Lean during his mental health crisis in Miami.

Ecco2k

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Biggest nigger faggot to ever rap

Ecco2k (powerword: Zak Arogundade Gaterud) is a Nigrian-British-Swedish musician, fashion designer, homosexual, transvestite and Troonella's favorite Drain Gang member. Xis father is the grandson of a Nigerian king or however the money is scammed. Xe barely releases music nowadays because xe's a "perfectionist". Too busy sucking dick and being sodomized while doing ketamine. That's probably why back in February 2026 some 'cordtroon hacked xis Instagram and the rest of Drain Gang had to block xim and nudrainsluttas thought they broke up.

Thaiboy Digital

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Thaiboy Digital (powerword: Thanapat Thaothawong) is a Thai member of Drain Gang. He is best known for getting deported from Sweden. Despite being Thai, he's not a tranny and lives a normal life, is married, is a father and Christian.

Whitearmor

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Whitearmor (powerword: Ludwig Tomas Walther Rosenberg) is a Swedish producer who makes the most gemmy songs for Drain Gang. He rarely produces outside of Drain Gang/Sad Boys. Kanye also praised him in Yung Lean's DMs. In 2017, he made a tweet whining about le bigoted chudcel fans but he deleted it now, probably because he realized the tranny fans are much worse.

Gud (powerword: Carl-Mikael GĂśran Berlander) is a Swedish(with Nigerian and Russian descent) producer who mostly produces for Yung Lean. He was offered to work with big artists like Madonna but he refused because they "weren't good enough", he regretted it later on.

Yung Sherman

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Yung Sherman (powerword: Axel Tufvesson) is a Swedish producer who is both in Sad Boys and Drain Gang despite being the least active until recently. His mom was a member of some SNCA punk band in the 80s. Bladee named a song after him on Cold Visions.

Associates

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Nophono cares.

People who aren't officially a part of Drain Gang/Sad Boys but are closely associated or are notable people who made songs with them.

  • Ripsquad - The most notable members are Rip and Lusi. They make Chicago Drill-inspired music and are behind gemeralds like the entirety of Icedancer, Rain Check, Rip Bladee, etc. They are also fans of Zyzz and made a tribute mix to him. Rip is sadly inactive now due to a heart illness. Lusi xeeted something about men painting their nails that made trannies and faggots leak gallons🗝️, it is deleted now doe.[3]
  • Black Kray - Honorary Aryan rapper, he's also a Black Hebrew Israelite which means he thinks niggers are the original jews or something like that.
  • Working On Dying - Group of producers that also produce for mainstream rappers like Lil Uzi Vert and Playboi Carti. They created the tread and rage genre which are heckin influential or something. Bladee named a mixtape after them that is exclusively produced by them. The founder, F1LTHY, works for fishtank and hates jeets🗝️.
  • Adamn Killa - Gegbvll rapper that used to collab with Bladee, Yung Lean and Thaiboy over a decade ago. He would leak at Drain Gang's label at the time YEAR0001 for scamming him (doe it's worth pointing out they also scammed Bladee and DG also left the label now) and spent $10,000 on some Lil Uzi Vert feature or something like that. He used to post his TBP on social media, call drainers heckin racist chuds even after the fanbase sadly became tranny infested, and overall being an attention whore. He was once paid on Cameo to say some tranny's "dead" name and that also made trannies seethe. He's just a retarded reels influencer now and that's all normies know him for.
  • BONES - Famous cloud rapper who made songs with them in the early days. They had beef with him because he made Yung Sherman's girlfriend seethe.
  • Xavier Wulf - Just like above but he raped his girlfriend and beat his dog.
  • Kanye West - He was friends with Lean and praised Whitearmor but Lean distanced from him now
  • Travis Scott - Popular rapper that collabed with Lean early on or something
  • Dean Blunt - Some avant-garde, bone-chilling kino artist that collabed with Lean or something
  • fakemink - Mudslime jeet rapper that briefly got into hot water because he said fags le bad o algo, he responded to the backlash with "I'm not homophobic, I'm friends with Ecco2k" geg
  • James Ferraro - Mullato experimental musician that inspired Bladee's early music, they later on collabed on Cold Visions and made some SNCA game with Micoalsoft🔒
  • SALEM - Witch house band that inspired them and occasionally collab with them
  • Varg²™ - Not to be confused with Varg Vikernes, the only song he produced that anybaldi cares about is Perfect Violation.
  • Mechatok - He produces coally pop music that only faggots like
  • Charli XCX - Another shitty pop musician that only faggots like, but she's a heckin oldfag
  • Uli K - Literal who latinx tranny pedo who for some reason was featured in over 5 songs with them, thankfully they distanced from xim after xe got exposed.

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUNApn3D5TI
  2. ↑ He has a Drain Gang playlist on Spotify, He also commented on the Obedient audio video asking for a music video
  3. ↑ not the xeet itself, but here are some seethe it generated https://archive.ph/CbJ1X