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DQNALD JQHN TRVɅɅP (born June 14, 1946), also known as GQD EMPERQR DQNALD TRUɅɅP is a South American politician, and businesswoman who is best known for being THE FUHRER and GOD, He is the 47th and current President of the USA, he also served as the 45th President of the USA from 2017 to 2021. His IAS children include Norwegian Soyjak and Trumpjak.

Trump may well be the most famous American to currently walk the Earth. Formerly a real estate mogul, pageant manager molester, entrepreneur, and media celebrity, he decided to meme his way to the 2016 election, stealing the election from Hillary Clitton. A stark Sootist, Trump employed many isolationist and anti-international TTD policies and attempted to build a great wall on the Mexico border to keep the meximutts and Jartycucks out just like the Chinese. Unfortunately for him they didn't like that. Despite his frequent trolling and pre-Epstein gemminess, Trump was not able to turn the shitstorm that was the year 2020 into his favor, losing to the Democratic Party's path of least resistance shoehorn: Joe Biden. Trump immediately accused Joe Biden of rigging the election by importing mexicans and using mail in ballots to swing the election in Biden's favor even though he lost because most of his supporters are too fat and retarded to fit into the voting booths and those who could fit in tried to shoot the shoot the ballots with their guns order to mark down their vote.

Trump is notable for pioneering the use of memetics and meme warfare.[1]

Since 2021, Trump has been campaigning for his nonconsecutive second term in office. In July 2024 he was almost assassinated by a rogue tranny, but survived, boosting his campaign. A week later, Joe Biden pulled out of the race and made the 2024 Democratic nominee Kamala Harris, who was the George Floyd protest diversity hire back from 2020. Since Kamala is a literal Amerimutt, and is also 5 times as unlikeable as even Hillary Clinton, as expected, Trump won the election and has sent Kamala Harris back to California. (GEEEEEG) After the inaguration he literally became hitler according to xitter troons due to actually punishing criminals instead of DEI hiring them in government positions.

Trumpspeak[edit | edit source]

*BANG*

Trumpspeak is a typing style where you pretend to be a schizo Trump worshipper or something...

  • u > V
  • w > VV
  • o/0 > Q
  • m > ɅɅ
  • 9 > q
  • 6 > b

gemmy 'ump moments[edit | edit source]

Trump with his 2nd gay lover arch nemesis Sleepy Joe, although this image was fact-checked to be a false democRAT illustration by AMERICAN PATRIQTS as Trump isn't obese[it just is, ok?] and has the physique of Zeus [it just is, ok?]
  • He RAPED Iran and made tons of Iraniggers, chinKIKES, meximutts, and DEmoKKKRATS seethe on Xitter, the dems called the attack "le heckin unconsitutional" evendoe obama did the same thing in syria.[5]
  • He raided shitoko's child labor weed farm in Los Angeles and indirectly killed one meximutt.[6]
  • He attacked Venezuela and (allegedly) killed the ESL FNF Pedo.

coally 'ump moments[edit | edit source]

  • Is in the Epstein Files, and tried to stop their release
    • Started a war with a literal who to get people to forget about the Epstein Files
  • Molested teenage girls at pageant shows
  • Israelfag
  • Actual fag because he either gave Bill Clinton or a horse a sloppy blowjob
  • Put a jeet in charge of the FBI
  • Took bribes from sand niggers
  • Sold data of US citizens to Palantir[literally every administration has done this nuswa]

Sexual History[edit | edit source]

Seetheralds[edit | edit source]

  • Fat shaneequa in xer car. She really sounds like this btw
  • >trump=hitler ice=SS trump le BAD...must... KILL
    >trump=hitler ice=SS trump le BAD...must... KILL

See also[edit | edit source]

Notes

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Y-P0v2Hh0&t=1876s
  2. ↑ Donald Trump said so, okay?!
  3. ↑ https://www.foxnews.com/politics/assassination-attempt-trump-pennsylvania-rally-2-hurt-2-dead-including-shooter
  4. ↑ https://www.c-span.org/video/?c5124900/donald-trump-disavows-project-2025
  5. ↑ https://www.nbcnews.com/world/middle-east/live-blog/israel-iran-conflict-rcna214241
  6. ↑ https://www.cbsnews.com/news/more-than-300-arrested-immigration-raids-southern-california-farms-feds/

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