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<div style="background: #f5f2de>{{Gooner|This fluid is commonly ejaculated by [[Gooning|<span style=background:orange;color:#000;padding:3px;border-radius:10px>GOONERS!</span>]]|(Unless you're having sex, which {{Color|EEE|Jews|isn't real goy}})}}
<div style="background: linear-gradient(#ffffe0, #f7f6f4); border: 4px solid #efeeea; border-radius: 3px;>{{Distinguish|[[Poop]] or [[Pee]]}}{{Gooner|This fluid is commonly ejaculated by [[Gooning|<span style=background:orange;color:#000;padding:3px;border-radius:10px>GOONERS!</span>]]|(Unless you're having sex, which {{Color|EEE|Jews|isn't real goy}})}}
{{Faggot|PEOPLE WHO LIKE CUM ARE MONKEYPOX COVERED {{AnimatedRainbowText|FAGGOTS}}!!!|Unless youre a foid which also dont exist}}
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[[File:Jared cum.png|thumb|Pictured: [[Jared]] as a literal dickhead cumming]]
[[File:Jared cum.png|thumb|Pictured: [[Jared]] as a literal dickhead cumming]]
'''Cum''', also known as '''Semen, Spunk''' and '''Jizz''' is the white stuff that comes out of ([[You]])r [[penis]] ''<small>(if you aren't a [[woman]])</small>'' It is a whitish, viscous fluid produced by your balls that transports sperm. You ejaculate it when you [[Gooning|goon]] ''(or you can [[Vril|train yourself to cum on command]]).'' The average cum volume is 3.4 ml, it is generally thick, white, or grey if you have [[Pride 2025|aids]].
'''Cum''', also known as '''Semen, Spunk, Cream''', '''[[JSID|Jizz]]''', '''Baby Batter''', '''Man Milk''', '''Splooge''', '''Goo''', '''Nut Juice''', '''Ejaculate''', '''[[Nigger|Skeet]]''', '''Emissions''', '''White Piss''', or '''Male Squirt'''{{cn|No one says this}}, is the white stuff that comes out of ([[You]])r {{4chancolortext|[[PENIS]]}} ''<small>(if you aren't a [[woman]])</small>'' It is a whitish, viscous fluid produced by your balls that transports sperm. You ejaculate it when you [[Gooning|goon]] ''(or you can [[Vril|train yourself to cum on command]]).'' The average cum volume is 3.4 ml, it is generally thick, white, grey if you have [[Pride 2025|aids]] and green if you're lucky.


It is also one of the two ingredients needed to create a human baby. The other is egg cells found in a [[woman]]'s vagina. If [[You|you]]'re an [[Jartycuck|abhorrent niggertrannypedo]], you'll <s>abort</s> [[Fact|murder]] the baby [[SNCA|because of financial issues or because you want to fuck without consequences.]] Less than 1% of abortions are done because of rape, but even then, you shouldn't be using trauma as an excuse to kill someone.
It is also one of the two ingredients needed to create a human baby. The other is egg cells found in a [[woman]]'s vagina. If [[You|you]]'re an [[Jartycuck|abhorrent niggertrannypedo]], you'll <s>abort</s> [[Fact|murder]] the baby [[SNCA|because of financial issues or because you want to fuck without consequences.]] Less than 1% of abortions are done because of [[Rapeson|rape]], but even then, you shouldn't be using trauma as an excuse to kill someone.
 
[[Mumma|Cumskin]] is a common insult used by [[pajeets]] to make fun of [[Aryan|anyone thats slightly whiter than them]] even if the "whiter" person is a [[SNCA:Vietnam|vietnamese guy]]
 
== The truth ==
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PEOPLE CUM SO HARD A FEDERAL INDIAN NIGGER PEDOPHILE GANGSTER SHITSKIN CUNT KNOCKED ON MY DOOR WITH A CUT OFF NIGGER PENIS AND HE WANTED TO RAPE ME WITH IT AND TURN JEWISH PEOPLE INTO A10 BLUE EYED BLONDE PEOPLE THE INDIAN NIGGER PEDOPHILE GANGSTER SHITSKIN CUNT INDIAN NIGGER PEDOPHILE GANGSTER SHITSKIN CUNT DESTROYED MY ONLINE GAME WORLD IN 2011 JUST 1 YEAR AFTER 9/11 HAPPENED BECAUSE IT WAS THE JEWS AND THE VOICES TOLD ME THE MICROWAVE IS A JEWISH PSYOP DONT TRUST ELEVATORS THEY ARENT AUTOMATED THERES A HEBREW NIGGER KIKE PULLING IT WITH A ROPE THE  FEDERAL INDIAN NIGGER PEDOPHILE GANGSTER SHITSKIN CUNT FEDERAL INDIAN NIGGER PEDOPHILE GANGSTER SHITSKIN CUNT FEDERAL INDIAN NIGGER PEDOPHILE GANGSTER SHITSKIN CUNT RAPED HITLER BECAUSE HE KNEW HITLER WASNT TRVLY ARYAN BUT AN ALPINE NIGGER LARPING AS NORDIC THE FEDERAL INDIAN NIGGER PEDOPHILE GANGSTER SHITSKIN CUNT MADE THE VOICES LOUDER AND RAPED ME VOCALLY WITH A RADIO THE FEDERAL INDIAN NIGGER PEDOPHILE GANGSTER SHITSKIN CUNT FEDERAL INDIAN NIGGER PEDOPHILE GANGSTER SHITSKIN CUNT LATER SLIT OFF MY LEFT NUT IN ORDER TO OBTAIN FLYING POWER WITH THE POWER OF CUM THEN I SAW A NIGGER STORM WITH LIGHTNING, THE LIGHTNING WAS THE RESULT OF THE ENERGY OF THE NIGGERS ACCUMULATED, THE NATES RAIDED MY HOUSE AND RAPED ME


[[India|Wayt pipo are also cumskin saar.]]
== See also ==
== See also ==
* [[Pee]]
* [[Pee]]
* [[Poop]]
* [[Poop]]
* [[Semen Hitler]]
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Latest revision as of 12:51, 19 August 2026

>Though maybe you were looking for Poop or Pee?
>ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS PORN!
This fluid is commonly ejaculated by GOONERS!(Unless you're having sex, which isn't real goy)
PEOPLE WHO LIKE CUM ARE MONKEYPOX COVERED FAGGOTS!!!Unless youre a foid which also dont exist
This page is a stub or is unfinished. (You) WILL help by expanding it.
Pictured: Jared as a literal dickhead cumming

Cum, also known as Semen, Spunk, Cream, Jizz, Baby Batter, Man Milk, Splooge, Goo, Nut Juice, Ejaculate, Skeet, Emissions, White Piss, or Male Squirt[No one says this], is the white stuff that comes out of (You)r PENIS (if you aren't a woman) It is a whitish, viscous fluid produced by your balls that transports sperm. You ejaculate it when you goon (or you can train yourself to cum on command). The average cum volume is 3.4 ml, it is generally thick, white, grey if you have aids and green if you're lucky.

It is also one of the two ingredients needed to create a human baby. The other is egg cells found in a woman's vagina. If you're an abhorrent niggertrannypedo, you'll abort murder the baby because of financial issues or because you want to fuck without consequences. Less than 1% of abortions are done because of rape, but even then, you shouldn't be using trauma as an excuse to kill someone.

Cumskin is a common insult used by pajeets to make fun of anyone thats slightly whiter than them even if the "whiter" person is a vietnamese guy

The truth[edit | edit source]

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.

PEOPLE CUM SO HARD A FEDERAL INDIAN NIGGER PEDOPHILE GANGSTER SHITSKIN CUNT KNOCKED ON MY DOOR WITH A CUT OFF NIGGER PENIS AND HE WANTED TO RAPE ME WITH IT AND TURN JEWISH PEOPLE INTO A10 BLUE EYED BLONDE PEOPLE THE INDIAN NIGGER PEDOPHILE GANGSTER SHITSKIN CUNT INDIAN NIGGER PEDOPHILE GANGSTER SHITSKIN CUNT DESTROYED MY ONLINE GAME WORLD IN 2011 JUST 1 YEAR AFTER 9/11 HAPPENED BECAUSE IT WAS THE JEWS AND THE VOICES TOLD ME THE MICROWAVE IS A JEWISH PSYOP DONT TRUST ELEVATORS THEY ARENT AUTOMATED THERES A HEBREW NIGGER KIKE PULLING IT WITH A ROPE THE FEDERAL INDIAN NIGGER PEDOPHILE GANGSTER SHITSKIN CUNT FEDERAL INDIAN NIGGER PEDOPHILE GANGSTER SHITSKIN CUNT FEDERAL INDIAN NIGGER PEDOPHILE GANGSTER SHITSKIN CUNT RAPED HITLER BECAUSE HE KNEW HITLER WASNT TRVLY ARYAN BUT AN ALPINE NIGGER LARPING AS NORDIC THE FEDERAL INDIAN NIGGER PEDOPHILE GANGSTER SHITSKIN CUNT MADE THE VOICES LOUDER AND RAPED ME VOCALLY WITH A RADIO THE FEDERAL INDIAN NIGGER PEDOPHILE GANGSTER SHITSKIN CUNT FEDERAL INDIAN NIGGER PEDOPHILE GANGSTER SHITSKIN CUNT LATER SLIT OFF MY LEFT NUT IN ORDER TO OBTAIN FLYING POWER WITH THE POWER OF CUM THEN I SAW A NIGGER STORM WITH LIGHTNING, THE LIGHTNING WAS THE RESULT OF THE ENERGY OF THE NIGGERS ACCUMULATED, THE NATES RAIDED MY HOUSE AND RAPED ME

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