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The '''Seventh Soysurgency''' was the final Quote-era soysurgency. It began on July 28, 2026, amid several ongoing controversies, including [[Soybooru]] drama, [[Furcord leaks|'cord leaks]], and pre-existing dissatisfaction with Quote. On July 30, The Rule 2 change sparked the conflict by upsetting some users to the point of outrage. For roughly a week, the Soysphere saw unrest such as spam or catty wiping. Due to the disruption caused by the [[2026 outage]], Quote's transfer of ownership to [[Salt]], and a quick loss of interest in the soysurgency, the Seventh Soysurgency came to an end without much direct consequence.
The '''Seventh Soysurgency''' was the penultimate Quote-era conflict, occurring days before the Final Soysurgency. These two Soysurgencies despite being chronologically related, are separate conflicts that stemmed from separate issues. The conflict in the Seventh Soysurgency arose due to heightened tensions at the time regarding the administration, predominantly based on the recent wide-spread usage of Smuglet - a nuvariant that many users consider to be rule-breaking. The most integral event in the Seventh Soysurgency started on the 30th of July 2026, when the jannies changed the definition of Rule 2 to match the other sites' definition, which was a more succinct definition that still carried the same punishment and stipulation. Despite the change being for clarity, many users believed that pedophilia was de facto allowed on the Sharty. For roughly a week as a result of this change, the Soysphere saw coordinated unrest such as spam or catty wiping.  


== Background ==
 
Over the span of almost two weeks, sparse and spotty infighting and leakage would be observed all across the Soysphere, with conflicts arising in all three Quote-owned sites; the Soybooru, this Wiki, and the Sharty all saw some form of throwdown or controversy{{CitationNeeded|This happens all the time albeit...}}ranging from intra-managerial conflicts between jannies, vandalism, mass-flooding and a great distribution of bans from temporary to permanent. These events would not be directly influenced by each other, neither would they directly influence the next event to follow - but due to their similar timing, relevant nature of unrest of the soysphere and frequency of these events, these events with little to correlation with one another have been surmised into the Seventh Soysurgency as they are contextually relevant to the events that would happen after, the Final Soysurgency (under Quote's administration).
 
== Major hostilities ==


=== Rewording of Rule 2 ===
=== Rewording of Rule 2 ===
[[File:BansForRule2SoyvilWarFive.jpg|thumb|Bans for pedophile jokes even after administration lifted the restrictions on them]]
[[File:BansForRule2SoyvilWarFive.jpg|thumb|Bans for pedophile jokes even after administration lifted the restrictions on them]]


On July 30, 2026, Rule 2 was altered to remove the ban on "pedophilic jokes", causing immediate backlash from every sane soyteen and increased calls for the Fifth Soyvil War<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0147-32/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16870856.html</ref>. However, some [[Jartycuck|"people"]] still got 'nished for posting pedophilic jokes, meaning that this rule was at least, still in effect.
On July 30, 2026, Rule 2 on the Sharty was altered to remove the ban on "pedophilic jokes". This was met with immediate backlash from every sane soyteen believing that the rule was modified to allow pedophilic irony, and increased calls for the Fifth Soyvil War<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0147-32/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16870856.html</ref>. Although some [[Jartycuck|"people"]] still got 'nished for posting pedophilic jokes, meaning that this rule was at least, still in affect.


'''Before the change, the rule read:'''
'''Before the change, the rule read:'''
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* You WILL NOT post, promote, or advocate for pedophilia or pedophilic content.
* You WILL NOT post, promote, or advocate for pedophilia or pedophilic content.


Understandably, many were confused and were led to believe that pedophilic jokes in all circumstances were allowed. This led to mass confusion and outrage by the many rational thinking users of the platform, and false opportunities by bad actors to make unfunny and annoying jokes. By redefining the rule, it proved that the rule was poorly defined in the first place - leading users to believe the "bad pedophilic jokes" {{marge|(OYYYYY)}} were allowed, and leading jartyniggers to assume their "interpretation" of funny jokes were allowed.
==== '''What actually happened:''' ====
The rules of the sharty were modified to mirror the other site's stipulations on the rule, that being the Booru's definition for Rule 2, and the wiki's. This was changed to not cause confusion, as to joke about pedophilia in general was dependent on many clauses, such as whether you were doing it as self-irony or whether it was slander towards another subject. Being banned for making Blue Archive users being pedophile seems rather silly, but saying you're a pedophile in an ironic fashion is clearly cause for concern. The issue with this rule's definition is that it defined both under the same clause, as both are pedophilic jokes. This was changed to better reflect how the rule actually functions in moderation.
 
Understandably, many were confused and were led to believe that pedophilic jokes in all circumstances were allowed. This led to mass-confusion and outrage by the many rational-thinking users of the platform, and false-opportunities by bad actors to make unfunny and annoying jokes. By defining the rule properly, it proved that the rule was poorly defined in the first place - leading users to believe the bad pedophilic jokes were allowed, and leading gaylords to assume their "interpretation" of funny jokes were allowed.


This general sentiment would last for the entire duration of the soysurgency. Unlike the other conflicts where they begun and lasted for a short period, then quickly fell out of relevance, this rule change fiasco would stay constant while other external events would happen.
This general sentiment would last for the entire duration of the soysurgency. Unlike the other conflicts where they begun and lasted for a short period, then quickly fell out of relevance, this rule change fiasco would stay constant while other external events would happen.


=== PPH crisis ===
The entirety of [[soy/|/soy/]] would be catty wiped numerous times during the soysurgency, and spam on /soy/ and the IRC was reported as consistent. The [[Ban]] list was filled with rule 5 and 13 bans. The massive clitty leakage started on /soy/ and the [[irc.soyjak.st|IRC]] due to the change of rule 2<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0324-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16870856.html</ref> But with the catty still mainly wiped, save for a few normalish threads, and a brimstone thread made by the [[Brimstone|baitcord]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1123-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16876542.html</ref>. [[Jannies]] would [[Catalog wiping|catty wipe]] soy, removing protest threads. A lot of anti-quote and anti-mustard posts are moved to [[Q/|/q/]].
[[File:Jsidrapequotewithhammers.png|thumb||PPH on AUGUST 4TH 22:45 UTC QUOTE JEYLA NQWWWW ]]
As the war has continues, the PPH of /soy/ has dramatically declined, with it getting below 100 PPH during eurohours and 300 PPH during mutt hours{{CitationNeeded}}, possibly caused by soyteens fleeing to splinters or not being as motivated to post. It should be noted that, since [[marge.moe]] shut down, it has been harder to track the decline.


It can also be noted that the low PPH can also be highly attributed to the large amount of bans during the Soysurgency.
[[Spam]] has been utilized continuously, especially copypasta spam, notably the [[Quote (detractor perspective)#Ultimate copypasta|"Kill Quote"]] copypasta.{{CitationNeeded|What fucking copypasta? Where the fuck is it in this fucking article? Would be very useful if you want to record it in the article that it would ONLY be relevant in!}} However, out of the coal came one gem, one [[Aryan|teen]] began posting some sick ass [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] edits<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1126-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16877782.html</ref>, boosting morale for the soyteens who were engaged in spam.


== Main events ==
=== Smuglet controversy ===
=== Debate over title ===
{{Main|Smuglet}}
Some users have referred to this event as "Soyvil War 5", while others say that this is was a regular outrage against admins and should stay as the Seventh Soysurgency. Despite many claims, soysurgencies are dubbed as such due to their in-fractional havoc - never going beyond flooding, catty wipes and mass-clitty leakage; Soyvil wars are vastly consequential, the Seventh Soysurgency wasn't as comparable to the multi-faceted theater conflicts seen in Soyvil wars.
Smuglet is a highly controversial nuvariant traced off a [[Lolicon|Blue Archive]] meme depicting a chibi character, like how we represent soylent men as template uncolored bald men that don't actually look like men, but caricatures with indistinctive somewhat-androgynous (depending on the variant) face phenotypes  - only with the creeping notion that the person forcing the meme has a higher chance than most fandoms, to be a pedophile.  


The general misconception of this event being referred to as a Soyvil War 5 [[mumma|by many]], is likely due to <s>soyteens deliberately looking for something to leak over again so they can have an excuse to be angry</s> the namespace already being occupied by an already [[Furcord leak|existing page]] that actually had nothing to do with the events of this soysurgency{{cn|it just didn't, ok?}}, or any soysurgency-related events for that matter.
Nevertheless, the variant is used as a form of bait due to the general consensus that Blue Archive is full of diddyphiles, or however the boogeymen are scarecrowed. Many people would call for the ban of the variant and treat it to a similar memoryholing as other variants, despite said variants being objectively worse in it's depiction of any kind of character, and fitting usecase.  


=== Soysphere [[JSID|shutdown]] ===
Due to this latter statement being one of the main reasons you still see Smuglets being posted on the platform, soyteens would find great distress in the continued existence of the variant, and baiters- colloquially referred to as Baitcord by the community, would provoke many users into the platform by posting Smuglet tosses.
''Main article: [[2026 outage]]''[[File:1785434944830f.webp|thumb|{{quote|>You VVILL geg at pedo jokes}}]]
On July 29th, 2026, {{brimtext|the entire soysphere went down}}, including soyjak.party.  


This caused further frustration. Users were unsure why, after such a big drama, everything went down. Once again on July 30th, the 'ru shut down again, due to the same [[Cloudflare]] 1033 tunnel error.
This would result in a previous conflict happening days before the Sharty Rule 2 change, where [[Furcord leak|(jesus fucking christ I still have no clue what the fuck this event is supposed to be- I have to do my own fucking research on Credible Bald Man History And Article Website Meant To Be Taken As A Serious Source Of Informaton For Bald Man Website Events, because the page itself was recorded by a hyper-retard and nobody bothered to do their own research, expand on anything OR EVEN FUCKING READ IT, because it's incoherent as fuck and I have no clue nor can I recollect any significant excerpt from that article.)]] '''<<<<< FIX THIS'''


{{Lockedtext|The reasons as to why they happen has not been established.}}
something something MarketPliers would get uppity, something something Cobblestone baits MarketPliers because MarketPliers thinks Smuglet is illegal in her EU police-state, something something Glisterald was involved. '''<<<< Fix'''


=== Soysphere spam and catty wiping ===
=== PPH crisis ===
The entirety of [[soy/|/soy/]] has been catty wiped numerous times during the war. Spam on /soy/ and the IRC has been consistent. The [[Ban]] list is filled with rule 5 and 13 bans.
[[File:Jsidrapequotewithhammers.png|thumb||PPH on AUGUST 4TH 22:45 UTC QUOTE JEYLA NQWWWW ]]
As the soysurgency had continued, the PPH of /soy/ had dramatically declined, with it getting below 100 PPH during eurohours and 300 PPH during mutt hours{{CitationNeeded}}, possibly caused by soyteens fleeing to splinters or not being as motivated to post. It should be noted that, since [[marge.moe]] shut down, it has been harder to track the decline.


The massive clitty leakage started on /soy/ and the [[irc.soyjak.st|IRC]] due to the change of rule 2<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0324-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16870856.html</ref>.
It can also be noted that the low PPH can also be highly attributed to the large amount of bans during the Soysurgency. '''...This is important to this soysurgency, how? If what the article is saying that there was mass flooding and spam and shit constantly, how the fuck could the PPH be low? Fix, refute and rewrite this. This is also written by a ESL retard who comma breaks like a fucking granny behind a coupe - shit is full of shitty independent clauses strung together with comma tape.'''


Later, the PPH would slowly drop. But with the catty still mainly wiped, save for a few normalish threads, and a brimstone thread made by the [[Brimstone|baitcord]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1123-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16876542.html</ref>. [[Jannies]] would [[Catalog wiping|catty wipe]] soy, removing protest threads. A lot of anti-quote and anti-mustard posts are moved to [[Q/|/q/]].
== Reaction from users ==
 
=== Debate over title ===
[[Spam]] has been utilized continuously, especially copypasta spam, notably the [[Quote (detractor perspective)#Ultimate copypasta|"Kill Quote"]] copypasta.
Some users have referred to this event as "Soyvil War 5", while others say that this is was a regular outrage against admins and should stay as the Seventh Soysurgency. Despite many claims, soysurgencies are dubbed as such due to their in-fractional havoc - never going beyond flooding, catty wipes and mass-clitty leakage; Soyvil wars are vastly consequential, the Seventh Soysurgency wasn't as comparable to the multi-faceted theater conflicts seen in Soyvil wars.
 
Someone claiming to be Quote's boyfriend emerged, which became a nu 'pasta to spam<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0801-0926-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16883301.html</ref>.
 
There has been increased advertising for various splinters.


One [[Aryan|teen]] began posting some sick ass [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] edits<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1126-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16877782.html</ref>.
The general misconception of this event being referred to as a Soyvil War 5 [[mumma|by many]], is likely due to <s>soyteens deliberately looking for something to leak over again so they can have an excuse to be angry</s> the namespace already being occupied by an already [[Furcord leak|existing page]] that actually had nothing to do with the events of this soysurgency{{cn|it just didn't, ok?}}, or any soysurgency-related events for that matter.[[File:(new)ownedbyqnwo.png|thumb|A HTSM admits defeat.]]
 
== SoyBooru events related to the Soysurgency ==
== Events related to SoyBooru ==


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Some users tried to push that these leaks were somehow finally the proof of Mustard being a "[[FNF pedo|pee dough]]" that they were looking for, but once the leaks were inspected, it came to light that all Mustard did was ask for a fursona and say that "us girls do this" in response to "gooning to males."<ref>[[Talk:Furcord_leak#Oh_my_fucking_god]]</ref> In fact, the initial version of the Furcord page boldly claimed that Mustard was "indeed a lolicon" with no evidence, and this was likely due to it being written by [[TheCatalan1977]].<ref>[[Special:Diff/449818/prev]]</ref>
Some users tried to push that these leaks were somehow finally the proof of Mustard being a "[[FNF pedo|pee dough]]" that they were looking for, but once the leaks were inspected, it came to light that all Mustard did was ask for a fursona and say that "us girls do this" in response to "gooning to males."<ref>[[Talk:Furcord_leak#Oh_my_fucking_god]]</ref> In fact, the initial version of the Furcord page boldly claimed that Mustard was "indeed a lolicon" with no evidence, and this was likely due to it being written by [[TheCatalan1977]].<ref>[[Special:Diff/449818/prev]]</ref>
=== SoyBooru's Smuglet controversy ===
{{Main|Smuglet}}
Smuglet is a highly controversial nuvariant traced off a [[Lolicon|Blue Archive]] character that originated on June 6, 2026. On June 26, {{Booruuser|Warrior-Z|class=moderator}} banned {{Booruuser|funkydealer|class=contributor}} for posting a BBC edit variant of Smuglet, which would be reversed by {{Booruuser|Custard|label=Mustard|class=mustard}} with little to no explanation, causing frustration in the userbase.
On July 27th, reuploads of those edits were posted by {{Booruuser|Glisterald|class=trusted}}, resulting in further outrage, and even more after the Furcord leaks showed a message in which he said, {{Jartytext|"Smuglet is built for BBC"}}, although he would say that his intentions were to get the variant banned, which backfired heavily.
{{Booruuser|name046284|class=user}} would also get banned for posting a BBC edit variant of Smuglet on July 31st by {{Booruuser|Warrior-Z|class=moderator}}, but they also got their ban reversed by {{Booruuser|Custard|label=Mustard|class=mustard}}, to the dismay of the userbase<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0846-24/https://soybooru.com:443/user/name046284</ref>.
Some users on the Booru and Mustard have stepped in an "attempt" to elaborate on the situation and defend it. However, users are nonetheless upset with the variant.


=== Warrior-Z's declaration of war ===
=== Warrior-Z's declaration of war ===
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=== Mist becomes temporary admin for a week ===
=== Mist becomes temporary admin for a week ===
{{Main|SoyBooru Anniversary}}
Mustard left the 'ru for a week due to the constant backlashed he recieved, and left the site to Mist for a week, while still having access to its backend. This was considered a distraction in order to calm down soyteens, however, it was futile as {{pepetext|Quote lost regardless.}}
Mustard left the 'ru for a week due to the constant backlashed he recieved, and left the site to Mist for a week, while still having access to its backend. This was considered a distraction in order to calm down soyteens, however, it was futile as {{pepetext|Quote lost regardless.}}


== Events related to Soyjak Wiki ==  <!-- add gimmicks here -->
== Soyjak Wiki events related to the Soysurgency ==  <!-- add gimmicks here -->
{{Wiki}}
 
=== The edit war ===
=== The edit war ===
When the leaks surfaced, an article was instantly created. The article instantly became the one of the most controversial pages in the history of Soyjak Wiki. Of course, said article got in an edit war, in which most notoriously, a user called Aout (funkydealer) vandalized the edits by calling "Smuglet is built for BBC"<ref>https://soybooru.com/forum/blog/thread/11060?page=403#p1681120</ref><ref>https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Furcord_leaks&diff=prev&oldid=450176</ref>, to which [[User:TheCatalan1977|Jonkler]] constantly rolled back his edits, getting aout reported for vandalism and banned for a day.
When the leaks surfaced, an article was instantly created. The article instantly became the one of the most controversial pages in the history of Soyjak Wiki. Of course, said article got in an edit war, in which most notoriously, a user called Aout (funkydealer) vandalized the edits by calling "Smuglet is built for BBC"<ref>https://soybooru.com/forum/blog/thread/11060?page=403#p1681120</ref><ref>https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Furcord_leaks&diff=prev&oldid=450176</ref>, to which [[User:TheCatalan1977|Jonkler]]{{CitationNeeded|W threadfagging lol}} constantly rolled back his edits, getting aout reported for vandalism and banned for a day.


==== MarketPliers leak and retirement ====
==== MarketPliers leak and retirement ====
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MarketPliers would later be 'nished temporarily for "violating Rule 3", even [[though]] xe posted a link to a non-splinter page. Mustard's poor communication resulted in a "ban war" until she was unbanned. Despite this, xe retired from the Soysphere.
MarketPliers would later be 'nished temporarily for "violating Rule 3", even [[though]] xe posted a link to a non-splinter page. Mustard's poor communication resulted in a "ban war" until she was unbanned. Despite this, xe retired from the Soysphere.


== Events related to IRC ==
== IRC events related to the Soysurgency ==
{{IRC}}
{{IRC}}


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File:Sharty service.png|[[status.soyjak.st]] 31st of July, right after Soysphere resumed it's work
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File:The Gemmy War2.mp4|The anti-quotists march
File:WarriorZSmugletPost.png|Warrior Z Anti-smuglet war declaration
File:WarriorZSmugletPost.png|Warrior Z Anti-smuglet war declaration
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File:Smugletexecution.mp4|An anti-quotist soldier sending an aggressive message to the Quotists and smuglet posters{{Frog|Holy shit, the Nusoi learned how to [[Sam Hyde]]!}}
File:Smugletexecution.mp4|An anti-quotist soldier sending an aggressive message to the Quotists and smuglet posters{{Frog|Holy shit, the Nusoi learned how to [[Sam Hyde]]!}}
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The Seventh Soysurgency was the penultimate Quote-era conflict, occurring days before the Final Soysurgency. These two Soysurgencies despite being chronologically related, are separate conflicts that stemmed from separate issues. The conflict in the Seventh Soysurgency arose due to heightened tensions at the time regarding the administration, predominantly based on the recent wide-spread usage of Smuglet - a nuvariant that many users consider to be rule-breaking. The most integral event in the Seventh Soysurgency started on the 30th of July 2026, when the jannies changed the definition of Rule 2 to match the other sites' definition, which was a more succinct definition that still carried the same punishment and stipulation. Despite the change being for clarity, many users believed that pedophilia was de facto allowed on the Sharty. For roughly a week as a result of this change, the Soysphere saw coordinated unrest such as spam or catty wiping.


Over the span of almost two weeks, sparse and spotty infighting and leakage would be observed all across the Soysphere, with conflicts arising in all three Quote-owned sites; the Soybooru, this Wiki, and the Sharty all saw some form of throwdown or controversy[This happens all the time albeit...]ranging from intra-managerial conflicts between jannies, vandalism, mass-flooding and a great distribution of bans from temporary to permanent. These events would not be directly influenced by each other, neither would they directly influence the next event to follow - but due to their similar timing, relevant nature of unrest of the soysphere and frequency of these events, these events with little to correlation with one another have been surmised into the Seventh Soysurgency as they are contextually relevant to the events that would happen after, the Final Soysurgency (under Quote's administration).

Major hostilities

Rewording of Rule 2

Bans for pedophile jokes even after administration lifted the restrictions on them

On July 30, 2026, Rule 2 on the Sharty was altered to remove the ban on "pedophilic jokes". This was met with immediate backlash from every sane soyteen believing that the rule was modified to allow pedophilic irony, and increased calls for the Fifth Soyvil War[1]. Although some "people" still got 'nished for posting pedophilic jokes, meaning that this rule was at least, still in affect.

Before the change, the rule read:

  • You WILL NOT post, promote, or advocate for pedophilia or pedophilic content, including pedophilic jokes.

After the change, it read:

  • You WILL NOT post, promote, or advocate for pedophilia or pedophilic content.

What actually happened:

The rules of the sharty were modified to mirror the other site's stipulations on the rule, that being the Booru's definition for Rule 2, and the wiki's. This was changed to not cause confusion, as to joke about pedophilia in general was dependent on many clauses, such as whether you were doing it as self-irony or whether it was slander towards another subject. Being banned for making Blue Archive users being pedophile seems rather silly, but saying you're a pedophile in an ironic fashion is clearly cause for concern. The issue with this rule's definition is that it defined both under the same clause, as both are pedophilic jokes. This was changed to better reflect how the rule actually functions in moderation.

Understandably, many were confused and were led to believe that pedophilic jokes in all circumstances were allowed. This led to mass-confusion and outrage by the many rational-thinking users of the platform, and false-opportunities by bad actors to make unfunny and annoying jokes. By defining the rule properly, it proved that the rule was poorly defined in the first place - leading users to believe the bad pedophilic jokes were allowed, and leading gaylords to assume their "interpretation" of funny jokes were allowed.

This general sentiment would last for the entire duration of the soysurgency. Unlike the other conflicts where they begun and lasted for a short period, then quickly fell out of relevance, this rule change fiasco would stay constant while other external events would happen.

The entirety of /soy/ would be catty wiped numerous times during the soysurgency, and spam on /soy/ and the IRC was reported as consistent. The Ban list was filled with rule 5 and 13 bans. The massive clitty leakage started on /soy/ and the IRC due to the change of rule 2[2] But with the catty still mainly wiped, save for a few normalish threads, and a brimstone thread made by the baitcord[3]. Jannies would catty wipe soy, removing protest threads. A lot of anti-quote and anti-mustard posts are moved to /q/.

Spam has been utilized continuously, especially copypasta spam, notably the "Kill Quote" copypasta.[What fucking copypasta? Where the fuck is it in this fucking article? Would be very useful if you want to record it in the article that it would ONLY be relevant in!] However, out of the coal came one gem, one teen began posting some sick ass Hitler edits[4], boosting morale for the soyteens who were engaged in spam.

Smuglet controversy

Main article: Smuglet

Smuglet is a highly controversial nuvariant traced off a Blue Archive meme depicting a chibi character, like how we represent soylent men as template uncolored bald men that don't actually look like men, but caricatures with indistinctive somewhat-androgynous (depending on the variant) face phenotypes - only with the creeping notion that the person forcing the meme has a higher chance than most fandoms, to be a pedophile.

Nevertheless, the variant is used as a form of bait due to the general consensus that Blue Archive is full of diddyphiles, or however the boogeymen are scarecrowed. Many people would call for the ban of the variant and treat it to a similar memoryholing as other variants, despite said variants being objectively worse in it's depiction of any kind of character, and fitting usecase.

Due to this latter statement being one of the main reasons you still see Smuglets being posted on the platform, soyteens would find great distress in the continued existence of the variant, and baiters- colloquially referred to as Baitcord by the community, would provoke many users into the platform by posting Smuglet tosses.

This would result in a previous conflict happening days before the Sharty Rule 2 change, where (jesus fucking christ I still have no clue what the fuck this event is supposed to be- I have to do my own fucking research on Credible Bald Man History And Article Website Meant To Be Taken As A Serious Source Of Informaton For Bald Man Website Events, because the page itself was recorded by a hyper-retard and nobody bothered to do their own research, expand on anything OR EVEN FUCKING READ IT, because it's incoherent as fuck and I have no clue nor can I recollect any significant excerpt from that article.) <<<<< FIX THIS

something something MarketPliers would get uppity, something something Cobblestone baits MarketPliers because MarketPliers thinks Smuglet is illegal in her EU police-state, something something Glisterald was involved. <<<< Fix

PPH crisis

PPH on AUGUST 4TH 22:45 UTC QUOTE JEYLA NQWWWW

As the soysurgency had continued, the PPH of /soy/ had dramatically declined, with it getting below 100 PPH during eurohours and 300 PPH during mutt hours[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?], possibly caused by soyteens fleeing to splinters or not being as motivated to post. It should be noted that, since marge.moe shut down, it has been harder to track the decline.

It can also be noted that the low PPH can also be highly attributed to the large amount of bans during the Soysurgency. ...This is important to this soysurgency, how? If what the article is saying that there was mass flooding and spam and shit constantly, how the fuck could the PPH be low? Fix, refute and rewrite this. This is also written by a ESL retard who comma breaks like a fucking granny behind a coupe - shit is full of shitty independent clauses strung together with comma tape.

Reaction from users

Debate over title

Some users have referred to this event as "Soyvil War 5", while others say that this is was a regular outrage against admins and should stay as the Seventh Soysurgency. Despite many claims, soysurgencies are dubbed as such due to their in-fractional havoc - never going beyond flooding, catty wipes and mass-clitty leakage; Soyvil wars are vastly consequential, the Seventh Soysurgency wasn't as comparable to the multi-faceted theater conflicts seen in Soyvil wars.

The general misconception of this event being referred to as a Soyvil War 5 by many, is likely due to soyteens deliberately looking for something to leak over again so they can have an excuse to be angry the namespace already being occupied by an already existing page that actually had nothing to do with the events of this soysurgency[it just didn't, ok?], or any soysurgency-related events for that matter.

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A HTSM admits defeat.

SoyBooru events related to the Soysurgency

This page is Musty 🌭Contents of this page are tangy.
Consider hiding the ketchup!
reading le furcord member list

Furcord leaks

Main article: Furcord leaks

The /soy/ threads are here[5][6]

On July 28th, 2026, the Furcord leaks prompted backlash within the Soysphere.

Some users, already unhappy with Mustard and his previous conduct, made numerous threads digging through the leaks, turning them into a major topic of discussion. The Furcord leaks are considered one of the key issues that led to the Seventh Soysurgency.

Some users tried to push that these leaks were somehow finally the proof of Mustard being a "pee dough" that they were looking for, but once the leaks were inspected, it came to light that all Mustard did was ask for a fursona and say that "us girls do this" in response to "gooning to males."[7] In fact, the initial version of the Furcord page boldly claimed that Mustard was "indeed a lolicon" with no evidence, and this was likely due to it being written by TheCatalan1977.[8]

Warrior-Z's declaration of war

On July 30th, Warrior-Z declared war against Smuglet posters, baitcord, and Furcord, beginning the conflict across all the Soysphere (especially SoyBooru), having automatically users supporting Warrior-Z's actions.[9]

"Gambling" controversy

On the same day, Mustard announced the Boorubux system, which some argued turned the Booru into a gambling site. This caused uproar, leading to some Booru users getting distracted, until someone made a thread pointing it out that was later 404'd. You didn't saw anything, soyteen.[10]

A supposed self-dox was posted by a guy from Tennessee called Liam S. Douglas, which did work as a temporary distraction[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]. Whether this was an attempt to distract from Furcord or not is unknown. Some users speculate that Liam S. Douglas is Glisterald himself.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]

Several (((bait))) threads by autisticnuswa1488 and other Soygem Pass posters have also been alleged to be distractions. They commonly consist of Smuglet and FPE SNCA.

Mustard suspends porn uploads on SoyBooru

On August 1, Mustard suspended "pornographic uploads" on the Booru until August 10. Supporters of Warrior-Z, or those wanting to see porn removed from the Booru, quickly celebrated this move[11].

Mist becomes temporary admin for a week

Main article: SoyBooru Anniversary

Mustard left the 'ru for a week due to the constant backlashed he recieved, and left the site to Mist for a week, while still having access to its backend. This was considered a distraction in order to calm down soyteens, however, it was futile as Quote lost regardless.

Soyjak Wiki events related to the Soysurgency

The edit war

When the leaks surfaced, an article was instantly created. The article instantly became the one of the most controversial pages in the history of Soyjak Wiki. Of course, said article got in an edit war, in which most notoriously, a user called Aout (funkydealer) vandalized the edits by calling "Smuglet is built for BBC"[12][13], to which Jonkler[W threadfagging lol] constantly rolled back his edits, getting aout reported for vandalism and banned for a day.

MarketPliers leak and retirement

MarketPliers dropped a massive NVKE by posting Baitcord leaks.[14] Which was a distinct SoyBooru DM unrelated to Furcord.

MarketPliers would later be 'nished temporarily for "violating Rule 3", even though xe posted a link to a non-splinter page. Mustard's poor communication resulted in a "ban war" until she was unbanned. Despite this, xe retired from the Soysphere.

IRC events related to the Soysurgency

This topic relates to IRC

ⓘ Here be gegbulls, malware, and TAP WATER.

#soy

Right after the Soysphere shutdown, IRC was the only branch not to be included on the Cloudflare 1033 tunneling error🗝️, making ~100 soyteens join #soy right on the middle of the Soysurgency and start discussing what even happened. Some users started spamming shitfling and doing massive wall of texts inside the channel.[15], continuing the Soysurgency there.

A copypasta was created by the Soyjak Wiki user "QolaTypeShit"[16] when all the spamming was happening. Some soyteens copied and pasted it massively, but it was all a nothingburger and it didn't managed to catch on.

Other events

Further derailing attempts

There have been some derailing attempts during the war.

Notable attempts include:

  • 'teens got distracted by Femquote porn in anti-quote thread[17]. An hour later, a South African posted a picture of his monitor cowered in cum with the femquote porn picture. He got 'nished quickly, leaving the rest of the thread shocked[18]. Following this, multiple other 'teens would become obsessed with femquote.
  • On July 31, Cobson would meet his end in combat during Seventh Soysurgency. He was shot multiple times with a M16 type rifle, according to military and local officials.[19]

16888888 GET taken by anti-Quotists

On August 1, anti-Quotists stole the 16888888 GET on /soy/, a win for the anti-Quotists.[20]

Jannies nvke a raid thread

On August 3, a thread is posted by a 'teen in which he asks other teens to help chud-up a Discord he joined from a flyer at his campus. After several 'teens ape the cord, xhey take a look at one of the lead 'cord nigger and begin to datamine him. He later turns out to be a full-blown pedo who is quite a fan of P. With the original thread reaching the bump limit, a new thread would be made. Soon the dox would progress, resulting in several pictures of the target and potential family members. Then, without warning, the thread was deleted by jannies. The reason was that some of the evidence found by teens was 'P spam in the thread, however there are conflicting reports[21]. The original thread, which was highly derailed, was also found to be deleted, despite it being relatively close to the top of the bump limit top on /soy/, and there was a lower PPH during this time.

Femquote Obsession

As many soyteens get 'nished, Seventh Soysurgency deteriorates into posting femquote to get Quote to troon out so they ack themselves.[22]

Gallery

Notes

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 tried to intervene by unbanning Glisterald
  2. ↑ even doe xe was active in furcord and sent ~1k messages there.
  3. ↑ was banned permanently from soyjak.party and IRC, and was temporarily banned from the wiki and booru.
  4. ↑ was temporarily banned.

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0147-32/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16870856.html
  2. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0324-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16870856.html
  3. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1123-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16876542.html
  4. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1126-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16877782.html
  5. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-1932-25/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16846634.html
  6. ↑ https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/16847179.html#16847450
  7. ↑ Talk:Furcord_leak#Oh_my_fucking_god
  8. ↑ Special:Diff/449818/prev
  9. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0846-24/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/40217
  10. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0846-24/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/news/thread/39422
  11. ↑ https://soybooru.com/forum/meta/thread/40897
  12. ↑ https://soybooru.com/forum/blog/thread/11060?page=403#p1681120
  13. ↑ https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Furcord_leaks&diff=prev&oldid=450176
  14. ↑ https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/40269?page=9 (Archive: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0801-0931-27/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/40269?page=9)
  15. ↑ IRC spam during the downtime on July 30.
  16. ↑ >It's been 1 second without soyjak.party, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto soyjak.party but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few minutes. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without soyjaks, it is my life, it is my destiny. Without the soysphere, I wouldn't be able to do anything. soyjak.party is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best site in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried.
  17. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0801-0715-58/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16884463.html
  18. ↑
    Thread reaction
  19. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0801-1157-30/https://soyjak.st:443/news/thread/29132.html
  20. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0801-1402-29/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16888834.html
  21. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0804-0817-02/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16915062.html
  22. ↑ [1] [2] [3]
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